Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

It takes half our life to find true friends and half of it keeping them. I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you and wish to spend the rest keeping you.
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Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!
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When God opened the window of the heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? I said : Please take special care of the person reading this!
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A special friend is rare indeed, it seems to be a special breed, yes, perfect friends are very few, so lucky I am for having you.
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If you are a chocolate you are the sweetest, if you are a Teddy Bear you are the most huggable, If you are a Star you are the Brightest, and since you are my “FRIEND” you are the “BEST”!
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If kisses were water, I will give you the sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give you a tree. If you love a planet, I will give you a galaxy. If friendship is lif,e I will give you mine.
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A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is you.
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A friend is sweet when its new but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.
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Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need you. Years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with you will never die.

We make so many friends…
Some bcom dearst..
Som bcom special..
Fel in lov wit som1..
Som went abroad..
Som changd deir cities..
Som left us..
V left som..
Som r in touch..
Som r nt in touch..
Som dnt contct coz of deir ego..
V don’t contct som coz of our ego..
Whtevr dey are..
Hwevr dey are..
We still remember, love,
miss,
cherish them bcos of the part they played to make our “PRECIOUZ MEMORIES.”

Dedicated to all my friends..

Keep in touch!!

Have A Heart That Never Hardens,
Have A Smile That Never Fades,
Have Touch That Never Burnt,
And Have A Frienship That Never Breaks.

Its nice walking with an umbrella in the shade with a friend.
Its great and stimulating to get loving words from a friend.
Even being with a friend talking nothing is a pleasure.
Even a tragedy with a friend seems comedy.
Silly things too seems so nice when its done with a friend.
Decision with a friend is easy, cos they will decide on what u like.
Life with a friend is heaven.

May god bless us wit all such friends.
Happy Friendship Day

I asked GOD:
Let all my friends be healthy and happy forever…!

GOD said:
But for 4 days only….!

I said:
Yes, let them be a
Spring Day, Summer Day, AutumnDay, and Winter Day.

GOD said:
3 days.

I said:
Yes, Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow.

GOD said:
No, 2 days!

I said:
Yes, a Bright Day (Daytime) and Dark Day (Night-time) .

GOD said:
No, just 1 day!

I said:
Yes!

GOD asked:
Which day?

I said:
Every Day in the living years of all my friends!

GOD laughed, and said:

All your friends will be healthy and happy Every Day!

NOW YOU KNOW WHY

YOU GOT THIS MAIL.

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart

Keeping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u… but in my HEART I swear I’m keeping U..

Friendship is a language spoken by heart… not written on paper, not given by pledge… it is a promise renewed every time we keep in touch…Take Care…

There is a big difference between friendship and a rose… Roses last only a while … but friendship is forever

You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.

Make 1000′s friends
Its not an achievement to make 1000′s friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000′s years.

Meaning to life…
One seed can create the forest
one smile can start the relationship
one touch can show love and care
and one beautiful friend like u
can bring the beautiful meaning to life…

Friendship Like That
Have A Heart That Never Hardens,
Have A Smile That Never Fades,
Have Touch That Never Burnt,
And Have A Frienship That Never Breaks…

A smile is a sign of joy
A hug is a sign of love
A laugh is a sign of happiness
& a friend like Me …
Well that’s a sign of ur Good Taste!!

Sacrifice is greater than love,
Character is greater than beauty,
Humanity is greater than wealth,
But nothing is greater than friendship.

A Friend says, “I Will be with you in all your troubles…” But a Best Friend says, “You will never face troubles when I’am with You.

Thanks for being with me n making this earth a wonderful place to lead my life. I cherish every moment f our friendship. I am proud to be ur friend. Be with me through my life buddy. Happy Friendship Day.:-)

A lover may make u realise how beautiful d world is,
But a true friend makes u realise how beautiful u r to the world…
So never forget Friends…

Friendship moments sms
Happy moments – Don’t forget me.
Difficult moments – Trust me.
Quiet moments – Call me.
Painful moments – Tell me.
Every moment – share with me…
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Anbu+Nabikai=AMMA
Bayam+Pasam=APPA
Vilaiyatu+Uthavi=BROTHER & SISTER
Kastam+Istam=LOVER
Above all+Life=FRIEND (Specially You)
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Voda(F)one
ai(R)tel
virg(I)n
airc(E)l
bs(N)l
in(D)icom
how crazy, Even networks cant stay without a FRIEND like us…
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Luv is Airtel expres Urself.
Marriage is Idea An idea can change ur Life.
Wife is Hutch Were U Go Follow.
Bt Friendship Is NOKIA conecting People..
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Thanks for being with me n making this earth a wonderful place to lead my life. I cherish every moment f our friendship. I am proud to be ur friend. Be with me through my life buddy. Happy Friendship Day.:-)
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A best friend
Scolds like a Dad,
Cares like a Mom,
Teases like Sister,
Irritates like Brother &
Finaly loves u more than a Lover…….
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IF Smile is a Book,I gve U Library
IF Care is a sim,I gve U talktime
IF Love is Bike,I gve U Petrol
IF Frndship is Life,I gve U My Self..