Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

I just love when it is Sunday….
Because i can send a Sunday SMS to my dearest friends….
What a lovely way to start a Week!!!

Hearts could only luv for a while,
Feet could only walk for a mile,
Clothes won’t forever be in style
But having u as my friend is forever worthwhile.

Hearts could only luv for a while,
Feet could only walk for a mile,
Clothes won’t forever be in style
But having u as my friend is forever worthwhile.

True friends are like Diamonds,
They are real and rare.
False friends are like leaves,
They are scattered everywhere.
Take care, MY DIAMOND.
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Behind ur smile I know there r sorrows,
Behind ur laughter I know there r tears,
And I want u 2 know that behind u
I am always there 4 u.(Friend Forever)
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Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,
and impossible to forget.
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Friendship is not something
that happens at first sight,
It happens when you start
knowing each other and in turn
endup needing each other.
For every feeling,
for every thought and for every moment.
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I dropped a Tear in the ocean
while Thinking of You.
And I Promised to be
Your friend Till I find it….
Now did you know how long
i need your friendship.? …
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Art of living:
First of all,dont make friends.
if made,dont go close to them.
if gone,dont like them.
if liked,then plz.. dont leave them.
Good Night, sweet dreams…
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Friendship is the heaviest coin
in the international bank of love!
and
with your friendship,
I am the richest person on earth!
So keep me rich forever.

Life Is All About Waking Up Each Day
To Discover Something New,

About Meeting People
But Making New Conversations,

Walking Through Old Roads
But Still Feeling Nice About It,

Realizing That You Have Grown A Day Older
But Still Feeling Young At Heart,

Meeting Busy Schedules
But Still Finding Time For Old Friends,

Being Nostalgic About By Gone Days
But Looking Forward To Better Days,

Wanting To Shoot D Idiot Who Sent
Such A Long Msg But Still Manage To Sms….

With Life As A Centre &
Love As A Radius
Draw A Circle Of Friendship &
Remember Me On It’s Circumference….
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Friendship Is Like A Chinese Cup..
Costly, Rich & Rare!
But, Once Broken Can’t Be Mended.
Even If Mended,
D Crack Remains 4ever!
Keep It Safe My Frnd …
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There Is A Story Behind Every Friendship,
Each Friend We Make Is A Start Of Each Story.
Our Story Had A Wonderful Begining.
Hope This Story Never Has An Ending…
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Our F’ship Is Like D Hands Of Clock
Though V R In Same Clock
V R Not Able 2 Meet
Even If V Meet
It Is Only 4 Few Minuts
But Still Our F’ship Runs Nonstop….
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If A Lover Is Like A Moon
Then Frnds R Like Stars.
Hav U Noticed That
The Sky Can Look Beautiful Without Moon,
But Not Without Stars….
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Friendship Needs No Demands,
No Promises And No Expectations
It Needs Just Two People
A Fool Like You And A Cool Like Me……
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Making A Million Friends
Is Not A Miracle,
The Miracle Is To Make A Friend
Who Will Stand By You
When A Million Are Against You….
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Each Day With Some1 New,
I’d Look & Never Find Another U
The World Is Full Of People,
I Know Its True,
Yet No One Cud Ever Equal
Wat I’ve Found In U!! …

Life Means
6 Friends
2 Bikes But No Petrol

Life Means
Exam Nite
6 Friends Duffers And No Notes

Life Means
Sitting On Sea View
6 Smokers And One Cigarette

Life Means
Freezing Nite
6 Pals And 1 Broken Toilet

Life Means
Principal’s Class
6 Bunkers And 1 Car

Life Means
1 Girl
6 Frinds And All Are Saying
Teri Bhabi, Teri Bhabi

Life Means
Everything Stupid
But Something Sensible

Like Friendship…

What is Friendship?

When U Call A Person
By A Stupid Name & Never By Their Own Name.

When They Always Get Angry
Whenever U Tell Them That U R Busy & Can’t Reply.

When They Tell Everything
About Themselves Even If Its Embarasing

When They Come 2 C U
Whenever They Get A Chance

When U Argue With Each Other
On Stupid Things & Then End Up Laughing

Celebrate Ur Friends

Send This Sms To Ur Friendz Who Mean A Lot To You…

I Just Did…

ABCD of Friendship
Accepts You As You Are
Believes In You
Calls You Just To Say “Hi!”
Doesn’t Give Up On You
Envisions The Whole Of You!
Forgives Your Mistakes
Gives Unconditionally
Helps You When You Need A Hand!
Ignores Your Little Flaws
Just Wants To Be With You
Keeps You Close To Their Heart
Loves You For Who You Are!
Makes A Difference In Your Life!
Never Judges Unfairly
Offers Support
Picks You Up When You’re Down!
Quiets Your Fears
Raises Your Spirits
Says Nice Things About You, And
Tells You The Truth When You Need To Hear It!
Understands You
Values The Good Things In You
Walks Beside You Through Sun Or Rain!
Xplains Things You Don’t Understand
Yells When You Won’t Listen, And
ZAPS You Back To Reality When You Need It! …

Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.
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Whenever I look at my palm, I wonder which of those tiny cute crisscross lines made me so lucky to have a sweet & nice friend like U.
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Friendship is vast like Universe, deep like Ocean, high like Sky, strong like Iron, kind like Mother, cute like Me, and sweet like U!
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A friend is like gas blown from the ass, which creates noise n nuisance to others but gives me a great comfort. Thanks for being gas of my ass.
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1 Advice- Don’t change, 1 request- take care, 1 wish- Don’t forget me, 1 Lie- I hate U, 1 truth- I Miss U, 1 hope- We’ll always be Gud Friends.
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True friends are those who, When you make a fool of yourself, Don’t believe that this condition is permanent.
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I can’t find a reason why God gave U to me, but that is not the question to b asked; May b the question is how did God knew that I needed a friend like U.
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Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.