Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

True friends are like Diamonds,
They are real and rare.
False friends are like leaves,
They are scattered everywhere.
Take care, MY DIAMOND.
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Behind ur smile I know there r sorrows,
Behind ur laughter I know there r tears,
And I want u 2 know that behind u
I am always there 4 u.(Friend Forever)
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Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,
and impossible to forget.
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Friendship is not something
that happens at first sight,
It happens when you start
knowing each other and in turn
endup needing each other.
For every feeling,
for every thought and for every moment.
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I dropped a Tear in the ocean
while Thinking of You.
And I Promised to be
Your friend Till I find it….
Now did you know how long
i need your friendship.? …
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Art of living:
First of all,dont make friends.
if made,dont go close to them.
if gone,dont like them.
if liked,then plz.. dont leave them.
Good Night, sweet dreams…
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Friendship is the heaviest coin
in the international bank of love!
and
with your friendship,
I am the richest person on earth!
So keep me rich forever.

Life Is All About Waking Up Each Day
To Discover Something New,

About Meeting People
But Making New Conversations,

Walking Through Old Roads
But Still Feeling Nice About It,

Realizing That You Have Grown A Day Older
But Still Feeling Young At Heart,

Meeting Busy Schedules
But Still Finding Time For Old Friends,

Being Nostalgic About By Gone Days
But Looking Forward To Better Days,

Wanting To Shoot D Idiot Who Sent
Such A Long Msg But Still Manage To Sms….

With Life As A Centre &
Love As A Radius
Draw A Circle Of Friendship &
Remember Me On It’s Circumference….
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Friendship Is Like A Chinese Cup..
Costly, Rich & Rare!
But, Once Broken Can’t Be Mended.
Even If Mended,
D Crack Remains 4ever!
Keep It Safe My Frnd …
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There Is A Story Behind Every Friendship,
Each Friend We Make Is A Start Of Each Story.
Our Story Had A Wonderful Begining.
Hope This Story Never Has An Ending…
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Our F’ship Is Like D Hands Of Clock
Though V R In Same Clock
V R Not Able 2 Meet
Even If V Meet
It Is Only 4 Few Minuts
But Still Our F’ship Runs Nonstop….
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If A Lover Is Like A Moon
Then Frnds R Like Stars.
Hav U Noticed That
The Sky Can Look Beautiful Without Moon,
But Not Without Stars….
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Friendship Needs No Demands,
No Promises And No Expectations
It Needs Just Two People
A Fool Like You And A Cool Like Me……
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Making A Million Friends
Is Not A Miracle,
The Miracle Is To Make A Friend
Who Will Stand By You
When A Million Are Against You….
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Each Day With Some1 New,
I’d Look & Never Find Another U
The World Is Full Of People,
I Know Its True,
Yet No One Cud Ever Equal
Wat I’ve Found In U!! …

Life Means
6 Friends
2 Bikes But No Petrol

Life Means
Exam Nite
6 Friends Duffers And No Notes

Life Means
Sitting On Sea View
6 Smokers And One Cigarette

Life Means
Freezing Nite
6 Pals And 1 Broken Toilet

Life Means
Principal’s Class
6 Bunkers And 1 Car

Life Means
1 Girl
6 Frinds And All Are Saying
Teri Bhabi, Teri Bhabi

Life Means
Everything Stupid
But Something Sensible

Like Friendship…

What is Friendship?

When U Call A Person
By A Stupid Name & Never By Their Own Name.

When They Always Get Angry
Whenever U Tell Them That U R Busy & Can’t Reply.

When They Tell Everything
About Themselves Even If Its Embarasing

When They Come 2 C U
Whenever They Get A Chance

When U Argue With Each Other
On Stupid Things & Then End Up Laughing

Celebrate Ur Friends

Send This Sms To Ur Friendz Who Mean A Lot To You…

I Just Did…

ABCD of Friendship
Accepts You As You Are
Believes In You
Calls You Just To Say “Hi!”
Doesn’t Give Up On You
Envisions The Whole Of You!
Forgives Your Mistakes
Gives Unconditionally
Helps You When You Need A Hand!
Ignores Your Little Flaws
Just Wants To Be With You
Keeps You Close To Their Heart
Loves You For Who You Are!
Makes A Difference In Your Life!
Never Judges Unfairly
Offers Support
Picks You Up When You’re Down!
Quiets Your Fears
Raises Your Spirits
Says Nice Things About You, And
Tells You The Truth When You Need To Hear It!
Understands You
Values The Good Things In You
Walks Beside You Through Sun Or Rain!
Xplains Things You Don’t Understand
Yells When You Won’t Listen, And
ZAPS You Back To Reality When You Need It! …

Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.
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Whenever I look at my palm, I wonder which of those tiny cute crisscross lines made me so lucky to have a sweet & nice friend like U.
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Friendship is vast like Universe, deep like Ocean, high like Sky, strong like Iron, kind like Mother, cute like Me, and sweet like U!
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A friend is like gas blown from the ass, which creates noise n nuisance to others but gives me a great comfort. Thanks for being gas of my ass.
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1 Advice- Don’t change, 1 request- take care, 1 wish- Don’t forget me, 1 Lie- I hate U, 1 truth- I Miss U, 1 hope- We’ll always be Gud Friends.
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True friends are those who, When you make a fool of yourself, Don’t believe that this condition is permanent.
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I can’t find a reason why God gave U to me, but that is not the question to b asked; May b the question is how did God knew that I needed a friend like U.
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Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.

Ice is a cream, luv is a dream but r friendship is evergreen. Don’t make friends bfore understanding & don’t break a friendship after misunderstanding.
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Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof, it never has a happy ending too simply coz it doesn’t end as long as friends r true, just like U!
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If ur friendship be money, I’ll be richest man. If ur friendship be pounds, I’ll be heaviest man. If ur friendship be luv, I’ll be luckiest man. But ur friendship is trust & I’m the happiest man
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Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I’m a friend u can always depend on
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Every morning when I open my eyes I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u.Why should only I suffer!
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Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams r endless, memories are timeless and a friend like u is Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless
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FEW RELATIONS IN EARTH NEVER DIE..
Take first letter from each word of the above said statement & then u will get that unique word…
FRIEND :=)
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Leave SOMETHING for friend..
Never Leave FRIEND for something..
coz in life, SOMETHINGS will leave u but FRIENDS will always live with u..
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If luck is a raindrop, I wil; send u a shower. If hope is a minute, I ll send you an hour. If happiness is a leaf, I ll give you a tree. If u need a friend, u already have me.
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When i was walking alone, I wished that i can reach da end of da road.. But when u r walking with me, I wish the road never ends..

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u… but in my HEART I swear I’m keeping U..
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As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
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Its not an achievement to make 1000′s friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000′s years.
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To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS
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Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.
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Sweetness can be defined without honey.
Fragnance can be defined without Rose.
But, friendship can’t be defined without YOU.
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Friend is one, who (F)inds you in a (R)ush of people, (I)nspires you to do something in life, catch your (E)motions and (N)ever leaves you till (D)eath.
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As I saw ants crawl up the wall, I noticed that no matter how busy they are, they still stop and communicate with each other. I hope we can be like them.
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Friendship is not a big fire which burns all day. Its a small lamp, that burns till the last day of life.
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Medicines and friendships cure our problems. The only difference is that friendships don’t have an expiry date….

Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.
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Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth, but in having friend like you – a precious gift from God.
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Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other..
CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other…
and TRUE Friends STaY forever
beyond words,
beyond time…
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FRiEND in different lanaguages…
Iranian – DOST
German – FREUND
Herbew – CHAVER
French – AMi
Pinoy – KAiBiGAN
Dutch – VREND
Mexican – AMiGO
For me.. just simply “YOU”
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Stars has 5 ends
Square has 4 ends
Trinagle has 3 ends
Line has 2 ends
but Circle of our friendship has no end…
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A daily thought…
A silent tear…
A Constant wish that u r near…
Words are few but thoughts r deep…
Memories of our frenship i’ll always keep!!
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Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.
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In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks. So learn to value me!
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When I was born, GOD said, “Oh No! Another IDIOT”. When you were born, GOD said, “OH No! COMPETITION”. Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!
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Sometimes in life we think we don’t need anyone. But sometime we don’t have anyone when we need… So don’t let your best buddies go ever…
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FRIENDSHIP isn’t how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!