Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

I wake up in the morning,
And can hardly wait to see
If I’ve received a mailing,
Addressed from you to me.

I get my ‘puter running
And much to my delight,
Your poems, jokes and other things
Come quickly into sight.

Please keep those emails coming,
They are so enjoyable you see
Funny things, friendly things
Those things you mail to me.

But most of all the fun of it,
Is knowing that they came.
From you, my friend, The one I need not name.

Friends Forever

Written with a pen.
Sealed with a kiss.
If you are my friend, please answer this…

Are we friends
Or are we not?
You told me once.
But I forget.

So tell me now
And tell me true
So I can say…
“I’m here for you”

Of all the friends
I’ve ever met,
You’re the one
I won’t forget

And if I die.
Before you do,
I’ll go to heaven
And wait for you.

I’ll give the angels
Back their wings
And risk the loss
Of everything

Just to prove my friendship is true…
I will make this promise to you
You will always be in my heart
No matter how far we are apart.

I am so glad to have a friend like you.
I hope you know how much I appreciate you too
So, if our friendship is true…
Send this message back to me and everyone who is your friend too.

Oooo
Some people ( )
come into our lives ) /
and quickly go.. (_/

oooO
( ) Somepeople
\ ( stay a while
\_)

and leave Oooo
footprints in our ( )
hearts… ) /
(_/

oooO
( ) and we are
\ ( ~ never ~
\_) the same

“Many people will walk in and out of your life,
but only true friends will leave footprints in
your heart.”

To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.

Anger is only one letter short of danger.
If someone betrays you once, it’s his fault;
If he betrays you twice, it’s your fault.

Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.

God gives every bird its food,
But he does not throw it into its nest.

He who loses money, loses much;
He who loses a friend, loses more;
He who loses faith, loses all.

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature,
But beautiful old people are works of art.

Learn from the mistakes of others.
You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.

The tongue weighs practically nothing,
But so few people can hold it.

Thank you for stepping into my life
and leaving your footprint in my life.

You Focused on my strengths, always
accepting me for who I am, and
respecting the choices I’ve made.

You Reached deep inside my heart
and replaced the rain and darkness
with the sunshine of a warm smile.

You Inspired me, reminding me of the
beauty of the sunset and making me
see beyond my own narrow world.

You Encouraged me to follow my dreams
and even when the road was rough,
you always cheered me along the way.

You Never gave up on me–not for a
single second–even when I was more
than ready to give up on myself.

You Devoted your time to me and
remained a constant in my life
even when the world was changing.

For these reasons,
and many more,
I call you “friend.”
And though I can’t
possibly say this
strongly enough:
Thank you, friend!

I Thought Of You

I did today what I always tell you,
When you are in need of someone,
Think of a friend.

I felt alone, I needed comfort,
I needed a friend so,
I thought of you.

No smile on my face, no joy in my heart,
No one to turn to so,
I thought of you.

I needed someone to talk to, someone to listen,
As I talked to myself I remembered so,
I thought of you.

A friend is what I wanted, a friend who cared,
No one was around so,
I thought of you.

I remembered the things that I promised a friend,
And remembered the promises a friend gave me
so,
I thought of you.

Now the mood has changed for the better,
A smile I have and not feeling alone because,
I thought of you.