Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

If u wer 2 chek my cellfone 1day,

U’ll realise dat urs will b d 1 &only name dat appears in my inbox, sent mgs & dialed nos folder.

Cos anything associated with u, is just too precious 2 be deleted away

One Who Smoke Gets A Smoky Heart,
One Who Drink Gets An Alcoholic Heart,
So You Must Stop Eating Sweets,
Cuz You Are Already A SWEETHEART..

 

Adam n Eve started to love,
Romeo n Juliet introduced it,
Devdas n Paro suffered 4 it,
Laila n Majnu died for it,
so my dear frnz beware of it

Feb 14 is ahead !

Some time my heart ask me, why i like U? why i want 2 see U? why i remember U? why i lov U? why u make me lov? then my heart simply gives me ans, coz i lov cartoons.

What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with “TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”

You can fall from a mountain,
You can fall from a tree,
But the best way to fall,
Is to fall in love with me.’

1) Luv is born with the pleasure of luking at each other, it is fed with the necessity of seeing each other, it is concluded with the impossibility of separation!

2) When you love someone, it’s nothing. When someone loves you, it’s somthing. When u luv someone & they luv you back, it’s everything.

3) In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason but when the luv is real it becomes your plan 4 life n reason 4 living.

4) A kiss is just a kiss till u find the 1 u luv. A hug is just a hug till u find the 1 u’re always thinkin of. A dream is just a dream till it comes true. Luv was just a word till I heard it from u.

5) Luv not one, Luv not two Luv d one who luvs u true,
Luv not three, Luv not four Luv d one who luvs u more,
Luv not five, Luv not six Luv d one who really sticks,
Luv not seven, Luv not eight Luv d one who really waits.

6) At 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.

7) I love you more today than I did yesterday, but not as much as I will tomorow.

Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
Mehboob aave ya na aave,
Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!

9) I’ve notice that being with u, I smile a little more often, I anger a little less quickly, the sun shines a little brighter & life is much sweeter. I Luv U

10) Don’t rush in luv for it never runs out. Let luv be the one to knock at ur door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that ur feeling is for sure.

1) We’ve known each other,
For a long long time,
But I never really noticed,
All the magic in your eyes,
I’ve been around you,
A thousand times before,
And you’ve always been a friend to me,
But now I’m wanting more

2) I luv u not only for what u r, but for what I am when I’m with u. I luv u not only for what u have made of urself, but for what u r making of me. I luv u for the part of me that u bring out.

3) Tonight I ask the stars above,
How I’ll ever win your love,
What do I do,
What do I say,
To turn your angel eyes my way?

4) I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart, but when I sat down to write, all I can write was….I Luv U

5) What the heart gives away is never gone, but kept in the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn. Love you from the core of my heart. Be my Valentine.

6) U’ll always be mine 4 now & 4ever. U’ll always be mine 4 u r my treasure. U’ll always be mine please tell me its true. Please be mine 4ever. I’ll always luv u

7) If Roses were Black and violets were brown, my love for you would never be found but roses r red and violets are blue, all I want to say is I LUV U!

Luv is like a cloud… luv is like a dream… luv is 1 word and everything in between… luv is a fairytale come true… Coz I found luv when I found U

9) I may b innocent to know what luv is, I may not show it to u. I may not luv u the way it should b, but I’m always willing to luv u the way I understand it.

10) The way u look into my eyes, it scares me,
The way u say I Luv U, it scares me,
The way u know just what to say, it scares me,
The ways u scare me I luv it.

1) Every failure is a lesson well-learned, Every Success is a battle well-fought, and True Luv is a jewel well-kept, in one’s heart.

2) No matter how ugly U think u r, but the who Luvs U believes that U R the most beautiful & irrestiable thing on the Earth & no one can change that

3) May the spring of your love be tender and sweet, the summer be rich and fulfilling and deep, the autumn be warm and rewarding, complete, and always… let there be love. Amy Cassidy

4) It’s funny how big of an impact u hv on me. It’s like when I see u, u don’t even hv to speak all u can do is smile & it can make my day & that’s how I remember my reasons 4 loving u

5) God’ll not give u a burden u can’t handle. So, if u find urself in a mess that’s impossible to resolve, take it as a compliment-God thinks u can do it! Gud Morning

6) I hv tried to move on but with every guy I feel more & more like I’ll never be able to replace u. And the sad thing is… I know I hv already been replaced

7) A part of U has grown in me. And so u see, it’s U & Me together forever & never apart, maybe in distance, but never in heart

So, I will stand here forever,
If forever’s what it takes,
because you are my forever,
and forever always waits.

9) You r the one that I adore; You r everything I asked for & so much more. You r my angel oh so fine, I’ve found a luv to last a lifetime.

10) If u r in luv, accept it, respect it & njoy it. But if u r not, then don’t worry coz sumone, sumwhere must b wrapping up so much luv for u

1) Love ur life coz life is a long journey to go. Life is a game yet to be played more. Life is a question yet to be answered more. Life is a challenge yet to be faced more. So live ur life as long as u can. Every moment is lovable in life.

2) Luv is what I see in ur smile. Luv is what I feel in every touch u give. Luv is what I hear in every word u say. Luv is what we share everyday. Luv U!

3) Never ask for a kiss, just take it.
Never ask for a hug, just give it.
Never ask do u Luv me? Say I Luv u.
Never say I can’t live without u, say I live for U

4) Happiness is not something u postpone for the future. It’s something u design for the present. Make each moment a happy one. I hv by remembering U!

5) Luv doesn’t ask who r u? Luv only says u r mine. Luv doesn’t ask where r u from? Luv only says U live in my heart. Luv doesn’t ask what do u do? Luv only says U make my heart beat. Luv doesn’t ask why r u far away? Luv only says u r always with me. Luv doesn’t ask Do u love me? Luv only says I LUV U.

6) Don’t search luv, let luv find u. It’s called falling in luv, coz u don’t force urself to fall, u just fall and there will be someone to catch U

7) In life Luv is never planned nor does it happen for a reason. But when Luv is real, it becomes ur Plan for life and ur reason for living.

Golden Facts of Life:-When someone loves U, u don’t realise it…When U realise it, it’s too late… U always luv the one who leaves U & leave the one who loves U.

9) Dedicate time to enjoy, it’s the secret of youth. Dedicate time for friends, it’s the path to happiness. Dedicate time to luv n b loved, it’s source of joy n satisfaction

10) Let luv be the guide to ur dreams, let luv be the light to ur heart, let ur luv be the reason why somebody else’s heart still continues to beat.