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Funny Exam Jokes

Rahul — Sun, 23 May 2010 04:54:56 +0000

Birth, Death comes once in life..
Love comes once in life..
Marriage comes once in life..

But

Why does this bloody “EXAM” comes again and again……..

Introducing T20 Format in exams…

Rahul — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 18:07:17 +0000

Introducing T20 Format in exams

*>Reduce exam time by 1hr and marks by 50

*>Intrduce breaks after each 15 mins

*>Give free hit marks for unexpected questions

*>1st 30 mins power play no suprvisor in the class

*>Cheer girls in evry class. They’ll dance after finishing every page…

Why does this bloody “EXAM” comes again and again.???

Rahul — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 14:29:28 +0000

Birth, Death comes once in life..
Love comes once in life..
Marriage comes once in life..
But
Why does this bloody “EXAM” comes again and again……..

Rules for exams

Rahul — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 11:23:26 +0000

Rules for exams: har sawaal se datkar larna, fekne mein

kami na karna, mauka mile to aage peeche bhi dekhna aur ek baat yaad rakhna aage wale ka paper apna hi samajhna

Nahi beta sabhi exams walo ka yehi haal hai…

Rahul — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 11:03:33 +0000

Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi
jee nahi lagta hai kahin
Ae Khuda kya ye pyaar hai??”
“Nahi beta sabhi exams walo ka yehi haal hai”

Exam Jokes

Rahul — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 10:32:07 +0000

Human brain is an outstanding object.
IT FUNCTIONS 24 hours,
52 weeks,
365 days

right frm our birth…….

and stops

when we enter the examination hall.

This is a very interesting subject. I want to study it one more time…

Rahul — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 10:15:22 +0000

If in examination hall
during d exam
u feel tht d paper is tough,
dont worry.
Just close ur eyes,
take a deep breath
n say 2 urself
“This is a very interesting subject.
I want to study it one more time”

How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall?

Rahul — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 09:43:16 +0000

How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall?
(2pm to 5pm)

2:00- 2:10 writ d reg no&sub cod
2:10-2:40 read crfuly d instrctn given
2:40-3:40 read d questn paper twice
3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question
4:15-4:20 ask 4 water & drnk
4:20-4:50 check whether u’ve filled al d details carfuly

#Last 10 mnts relax..

Why do students fail in exams?

Rahul — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 09:42:40 +0000

Why do students fail in exams?
BECOZ

Eight hours of sleep each day =122 days
365-122=243

summer holidays=61 days
243-61=182

sundays in a year= 52 days
182-52=130

festival holidays= 40 days
130-40=90

3 hrs of daily routine=46 days
90-46=44

winter holiays=15 days
44-15=29

1hr of chatting per day=15 days
29-15=14

sickness days/yr = 10 days
14-10=4

film time in a yr= 3 days
4-3=1
remaining 1day is their
HAPPY BIRTHDAY…

Exam Jokes

Rahul — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 14:29:16 +0000

Three Examinations special

1) Special offer……. . Bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to Principal’s office and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.

Hurry offer valid until exams only….

2) It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write our exam once (excluding supplementary) . Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.

Say NO to EXAMS

3) Student’s declaration at the end of answer paper. It Reminds me of Disclaimer Notices!

“I hereby declare that answers written above r true 2 the best of mine & my friend’s knowledge & I claim no responsibility whatsoever 4 any mistakes. Whatever I have written is truly fictitious & any resemblance with the Subject Matter is purely Coincidental.”