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P Chidambaram (Chiddu) Becomes the Brand Ambassador for BATA Shoes.!

Rahul — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 15:54:34 +0000

Former Finance Minister ready with
‘SHOE’string Budget.?
*
PC AmBUSHed in Delhi.!
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P Chidambaram (Chiddu) Becomes the
Brand Ambassador
for BATA Shoes.!

(A) Adult Message – Only 18+ Read

Rahul — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 19:56:32 +0000

This is an Adult Mail
(If You are under 18 years please dont go through it and Quit , If you are Above or equal 18 go through it)

Elections aa Rahey hey.Pls do vote
Pls Forward this Mail to the Every Indian Adult Person You Know

543 Terrorists will Soon Come by VOTE..

Rahul — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 05:40:30 +0000

10 Terrorists
Came by BOAT recently..
543 Terrorists will
Soon Come by VOTE.. God Bless Us.. Take Care. JAI HIND……

Election is coming, Please Do Vote…

Rahul — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 18:57:15 +0000

This is for ADULTS Only. . .
If you are
Under the Age of 18,
Please Please
Don’t read this sms..

Election is coming,
Please Do Vote.!

Funny Quotes on Election

Rahul — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 12:19:16 +0000

Some men change their party for the sake of their principles;
others their principles for the sake of their party.

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.

A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D.
Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B. -Fats Domino

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by
being governed by those who are dumber. -Plato

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and
campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each
from the other. -Oscar Ameringer

Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something
you want done because he wants to do it. -Dwight D. Eisenhower

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until… lovers of
wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of
power… become lovers of wisdom. -Plato

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics
is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. -Plato

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against
his government.

Ideas that can change India…

Rahul — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 16:20:37 +0000

“Ideas that can change India”
Go vote! Stop paying bribes, kill educational reservation, say no to hereditary politics.

The Mummy Returns

Rahul — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 02:49:29 +0000

….If Jayalalita Wins
in the Next Election
and Becomes the
CM again,
What would the
Public say.?

“The Mummy Returns”

Election SMS

Rahul — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 08:55:44 +0000

Muskare aap aur hum to fiza badal jae,
Baate kare hum sang sang to mausam badal jaye
Itne dilkash he hum sab ke andaz,
Ki chalenge saath saath to sarkar badal jaye