http://smsjokes.co.in SMS Jokes ki Sabse Badi Collection... Sun, 20 May 2012 04:18:07 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= http://smsjokes.co.in/decent-sms-jokes/rest-in-peace.html http://smsjokes.co.in/decent-sms-jokes/rest-in-peace.html#comments Sun, 25 May 2008 18:01:19 +0000 Rahul http://smsjokes.co.in/sms/rest-in-peace/307 A new business was opening, and a long-time friend of the owner decided to send
flowers for the occasion. He arrived
at the “grand opening”, accepted a glass of champagne and a warm handshake from
his host, then browsed about the room examining the many floral arrangements and
potted plants. Finally, he happened upon his own offering, only to find an attached
card bearing this sentiment: “Rest in Peace”
Embarrassed and irate at the florist’s error, he phoned to lodge a complaint. After
venting his anger in a lengthy tirade, he waited impatiently for the florist’s
explanation. “Sir, I’m really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting
angry….imagine this: Somewhere a funeral is taking place today, and they have a
lovely floral spray with an attached note saying: Congratulations on your new
location!”

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