I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …… Wait a moment…. oh no, I do have the right number…

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you!

I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink! O damned my cigarette has fallen in my glass of beer…
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I wish you lots of itching and short arms.
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You have the face of a saint…a Saint-Bernard!
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Will we play the hulk together??…..I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!
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If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? …no… why do you wear a bra????!!!
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A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!
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Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..
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I am born this way, but what is your excuse?
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I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke!
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Some people die. Others become a teacher…
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The more the merrier. The more women, the prettier.
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Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.
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If you are raped and you cannot defend yourself… keep still and enjoy it!
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If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!!
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When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I’m a lady and I play with boys!!
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You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.
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When are you really full of confidence? ………….. If you fart having diarrhea.
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Roses are red … Violets are blue … but a face like yours belongs in the zoo!!!
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On the door of a toilet….Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
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Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.
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Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!
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He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.
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A woman is a marvelous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power.
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It is red and it taps on the window ……………….. A baby in a microwave.
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I like your style … I like your class … but most of all I like your ass.