Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

A Rice Cooker slips
from the 10th floor
But is not
damaged

Can you guess why.?

Bcoz its a
‘Butterfly’ Cooker..
NO..NO. Don’t Cry ..
Keep Smiling..

Two Patients Limp into Different Clinics with
the Same Complaint.
The First is examined in
an hour, X-rayed same day, booked for Surgery
Next day.
The Second sees
Family Doctor after
waiting 3 Weeks for
an appointment,
then waits 8 Weeks
to see a Specialist,
gets an X-ray and
finally has his surgery scheduled after 3 months.
Why the treatment
Differs for the
two patients.?
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The First is a
Golden Retriever.
The Second is a
Senior Citizen.!

Do you know the
difference between
an Itch and an Allergy.?
Ans. :
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About Rs.250/- a visit.!

TEACHER – Pappu, do you Eat Eggs.?
PAPPU – No Sir.
TEACHER – Why.?
PAPPU- Because when
I Eat an Egg, I Only
remember my
Maths exam Marks.

Newton’s Modified Law :- Every book
Continues to be
in the state of
Rest or covered
with Dust, until
an external or
internal Exam appears.

Do you know the
Full Form of ‘COLLEGE’.? -
C – Come
O – On
L – Let’s
L – Love
E – Each
G – Girl
E – Equally……
Is that why Boys Go to College Regularly.?…

Politician to Astrologer : Swami, the Auspicious Day you had given for
Filing the
Nomination Papers
is Fine, But. . .
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That Date is After
the Last Date. .

At first, it was
Alibaba & 40 Thieves

Now

it is Alibaba & 30 Thieves
WHY?
What happened?
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Recession Boss!!!

Alibaba has removed 10 thieves from his group…
Cost Cutting….

This is for ADULTS Only. . .
If you are
Under the Age of 18,
Please Please
Don’t read this sms..

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Election is coming,
Please Do Vote.!

Life before marriage is AIRTEL
” u can express ur self “.

During honeymoon is RELIANCE-
” Always get in Touch “.

After Honeymoon is HUTCH
” Wherever u go ur wife network follows”.

After one year Life is IDEA
” ur wife can change ur life “.

After 10 years Life is BSNL
” Subscriber is not reachable “?????????

Man woke up in a
hospital after serious accident.
He shouted, Doctor,
I can’t Feel My Legs.!”
Doctor replied, “I know
you Can’t – I’ve Cut off
Your Arms.!”

In a Coupe of a
Long Distance Train
a Man and a Woman who are Strangers travel.
Though Embarrassed
and Uneasy to be in
the Same room they
fall asleep.
Man in the Upper Berth
At 2 AM He gently
wakes her up saying,
Ma’am Sorry to bother
Can you reach into the closet get me a 2nd
Blanket, it’s Very Cold.
She said, I’ve a
Better Idea. Why Don’t
we pretend that We’re  Married.?
Wow.! Great idea, he’s excited.
She said,

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Then Get Up and
Take it Yourself.!

A man bid on a Parrot
in an Auction.
He really Wanted this
bird, so he kept on
bidding.
But he kept on
getting Outbid, so
he bid Higher and Higher.
Finally, he Won the Bid.
As he was paying, he
said to the auctioneer,
“I surely hope such a
Costly Parrot Can Talk.”
“Don’t worry”, said
the Auctioneer, “He
Can Talk. Who Do you
Think Kept Bidding
Against You.?”…

Ques. -> Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than the
Eiffel Tower.??

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Ans. : Yes, because the Eiffel Tower Can’t Jump…
Think different…