Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

For thy lord
your God had made it possible for u
to see the month of December!
So shall all impossibility in your will be possible.
Wishing u merry x-mas!!

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with u all through the Year.
Wishing u a season of blessings from heaven above.
Happy Christmas

A little smile, a word of cheer, A bit of love from someone near
A little gift from one held dear, Best wishes for the coming year
These make a Merry Christmas!

As you celebrate Christmas, may u experience true love.
Jesus is the reason for the season and he is the epitome of true love.
Merry Christmas and a wonderful New Year.

May all have a happy time on Christmas each year.
Merry Christmas!

Faith makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Love makes all things beautiful,
May u have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS

There is no ideal Christmas, only the one Christmas you decide to
make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

May this Christmas end the present year
on a cheerful note and make way
for a fresh and bright new year.
Here’s wishing you a
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,
Lets cherish each moment it beholds,
Lets celebrate this blissful New year.
Merry X-mas

I wish U Lovely X-mas
I wish U Favorable
I wish U Enjoyable
U shall not Lack in this X-mas
thy Lord shall provide to U!
Merry X-Mas.

In this X-mas,
In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U!
Happy Merry Christmas.

Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it

Saint Nicholas is the main Clause
His wife is a relative Clause
His children are dependent Clauses
Their Dutch uncle is a restrictive Clause
Santa’s elves are subordinate Clauses

Who delievers elephants’s Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus

New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations
new is the resolution, new are the spirits and
forever my warm wishes are for u.
Have a promising and fulfilling new year.

May this new year bring many opportunities your way
to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions
for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams
into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.

Merry Christmas and may God’s grace be with you.
Make merry not just on this wonderful holiday but all through the year,
God Bless.

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, making,
everything softer than snowflakes and all the more beautiful.
Wish you a Magical Christmas.

Don’t expect too much of Christmas.
You can’t crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness
and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months.

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me.
Happy Christmas.

Christmas is an ideal time to express love and
good wishes for those we care!! Here is platform
to help you send your loving Christmas Messages
to dear ones located anywhere in the world.

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts
you in a sack don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.

The Christmas Fairy was sent
to your inbox to bring….

A dash of peace
A sprinkle of love
A sparkle of belief
A shimmer of happiness
A glitter of hope
A touch of magic

Merry Christmas
and Happy New Year

1. A Bunch Of Hugs From Me
2. A Stocking Full Of Smiles
3. A Star Of Love Upon The Tree
4. A Christmas That’s Worthwhile
5. A New Year Full Of Peace
6. A Cup Of Good Cheer
7. Presents Under The Tree
8. Happiness In The New Year
9. A Life Of Good Health
10. A Lot More Hugs From Me
11. A Computer That Never Fails
12. And Loads More Hugs From Me

Merry Christmas !!!!

Christmas is the time of year for
Happy wishes to everyone,
Rich plum pud, a wreathe on each door,
Inspiring carols and party fun.

Seeing the people that you love;
Thinking of ones that you can’t see,
Mistletoe hanging up above
And presents around the Christmas tree.

Spare a thought for the baby boy,
(this is His birthday, as you know);
Invite Him in to share your joy:
Make him part of this wonderful show.

Eve and day and Boxing day too,
Joy be with you all of the time;
Only one wish I have for you:
Your year may be full of all that’s fine

Afrikaans – een plesierige kerfees
Arabic – I’D MIILAD SAID OUA SANA SAIDA
Argentine – Felices Pasquas Y felices ano Nuevo
Armenian – Shenoraavor Nor Dari yev Pari Gaghand
Azeri – Tezze Iliniz Yahsi Olsun
Basque – Zorionak eta Urte Berri On!
Bohemian – Vesele Vanoce
Brazilian – Boas Festas e Feliz Ano Novo
Breton – Nedeleg laouen na bloavezh mat
Bulgarian – Tchestita Koleda; Tchestito Rojdestvo Hristovo
Chinese – (Mandarin) Kung His Hsin Nien bing Chu Shen Tan (Catonese) Gun Tso Sun Tan’Gung Haw Sun
Cornish – Nadelik looan na looan blethen noweth
Cree – Mitho Makosi Kesikansi
Croatian – Sretan Bozic
Czech – Prejeme Vam Vesele Vanoce a stastny Novy Rok
Danish – Glædelig Jul
Dutch – Vrolijk Kerstfeest en een Gelukkig Nieuwjaar!
English – Merry Christmas
Esperanto – Gajan Kristnaskon
Estonian – Ruumsaid juulup|hi
Farsi – Cristmas-e-shoma mobarak bashad
Finnish – Hyvaa joulua
French – Joyeux Noel
Frisian – Noflike Krystdagen en in protte Lok en Seine yn it Nije Jier!
German – Froehliche Weihnachten
Greek – Kala Christouyenna!
Hawaiian – Mele Kalikimaka
Hebrew – Mo’adim Lesimkha. Chena tova
Hindi – Shub Naya Baras
Hungarian – Kellemes Karacsonyi unnepeket
Icelandic – Gledileg Jol
Indonesian – Selamat Hari Natal
Iraqi – Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah
Irish – Nollaig Shona Dhuit
Italian – Buone Feste Natalizie
Japanese – Shinnen omedeto. Kurisumasu Omedeto
Korean – Sung Tan Chuk Ha
Latvian – Prieci’gus Ziemsve’tkus un Laimi’gu Jauno Gadu!
Lithuanian – Linksmu Kaledu
Manx – Nollick ghennal as blein vie noa
Maori – Meri Kirihimete
Marathi – Shub Naya Varsh
Navajo – Merry Keshmish
Norwegian – God Jul
Pennsylvania German – En frehlicher Grischtdaag un en hallich Nei Yaahr!
Polish – Wesolych Swiat Bozego Narodzenia
Portuguese – Boas Festas
Rapa-Nui – Mata-Ki-Te-Rangi. Te-Pito-O-Te-Henua
Rumanian – Sarbatori vesele
Russian – Pozdrevlyayu s prazdnikom Rozhdestva is Novim Godom
Serbian – Hristos se rodi
Slovakian – Sretan Bozic or Vesele vianoce
Sami – Buorrit Juovllat
Samoan – La Maunia Le Kilisimasi Ma Le Tausaga Fou
Scots Gaelic – Nollaig chridheil huibh
Serb-Croatian – Sretam Bozic. Vesela Nova Godina
Singhalese – Subha nath thalak Vewa. Subha Aluth Awrudhak Vewa
Slovak – Vesele Vianoce. A stastlivy Novy Rok
Slovene – Vesele Bozicne. Screcno Novo Leto
Spanish – Feliz Navidad
Swedish – God Jul and (Och) Ett Gott Nytt År
Tagalog – Maligayamg Pasko. Masaganang Bagong Taon
Tamil – Nathar Puthu Varuda Valthukkal
Thai – Sawadee Pee Mai
Turkish – Noeliniz Ve Yeni Yiliniz Kutlu Olsun
Ukrainian – Srozhdestvom Kristovym
Urdu – Naya Saal Mubarak Ho
Vietnamese – Chung Mung Giang Sinh
Welsh – Nadolig Llawen
Yugoslavian – Cestitamo Bozic
Papua New Guinea – Bikpela hamamas blong dispela Krismas na Nupela yia i go long yu