Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

Never ever reject any girls in your life..!
Because,
A good girls gives you happiness.
and
Bad girls gives you experience!

Shakespeare said:
0ne Beautiful Heart is Better than
Thousand Beautiful Faces.?
So Better to choose People having
Beautiful Heart rather than Beautiful Face.

The real reason for
not committing suicide
is because you always
know how swell life gets again after the hell is over.- Ernest Hemingway.
Don’t bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors.
Try to be better
than yourself.- William Faulkner.
‘Bachelors Know More
about Women than
Married Men; If
they Didn’t, they’d
be Married Too.’- HL Mencken, Essayist.
You must train your intuition – you must
trust the small voice
inside you which tells
you exactly what to say,
what to decide.- Ingrid Bergman.
‘God can be dropped
as an unnecessary hypothesis, but
“Yes” cannöt be dropped.
This simple word “Yes” contains all the religiöns
of the world.
It contains trust, it
contains love, it contains surrender.’- Osho.
OSHO :-
‘Sadness is also beautiful;
It has it’s own delicacy,
its own taste.
The laughter of
one who hasn’t
known sadness will
not have depth,
because depth comes
only through sadness.’

” Better understated than overstated. Let people be surprised that it was more than you promised and easier than you said.”

Every day can be a beautiful day.
Just take a look around you
and think about all of the
wonderful things you have
to be thankful for…
the sunshine,
roses,
laughter,
close friends,
family,
music,
and beautiful dreams.

The storm is never half as bad as it seems.
Don’t let the rain ruin your day.
When the dark clouds move in
just smile,

because the good times
are on the way.

Year of Birth – 563 B.C.
Year of Death – 483 B..C.

All that we are is the result of what we have thought. If a man speaks or acts with an evil thought, pain follows him. If a man speaks or acts with a pure thought, happiness follows him.

An idea that is developed and put into action is more important than an idea that exists only as an idea.

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.

Do not overrate what you have received, nor envy others. He who envies others does not obtain peace of mind.

It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.

The mind is everything. What you think you become.

The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, nor to worry about the future, but to live the present moment wisely and earnestly.

Below mentioned are some wise quotes. Encouragement to someone, sometimes changes the life……

Some flower grows best in Sun, others do well in the shade.
God always know what is best for us and puts us where we grow best.
So stay happy always.

Never expect anything to happen,
struggle and make them happen.
Never expect yourself to be given a good value….
Create a value of your own.

A good way to change someone’s attitude is to change your own.
Because the same Sun that melts butter also hardens clay.
Life is as you think. So think beautiful

When flood come up fish eats ants, when flood goes down ants eats fish. Time matters. God gives time to everyone..

A sunset here is a sunrise on the other end of the world.
Never give up, because what appears to be “The End”,
might be a new beginning.

-Nilesh Shah

“ALWAYS REMAIN YOUNG,
NEVER BECOME OLD.
YOUR BODY WILL
BECOME OLD, BUT
YOUR MIND HAS
NO NECESSITY TO
BECOME OLD.
IF YOUR MIND
REMAINS YOUNG
AND FRESH,
READY TO LEARN,
READY TO EXPLORE
NEW DIMENSIONS OF LIFE,
YOU ARE ALIVE.”- OSHO.

Believe nothing,
no matter where
you read it, or
who said it, unless
it agrees with
your own reason and
your own common sense.- Buddha.

‘You believe you own
your house, your clothes, your children, spouse. . .
But when you leave this world, you have to leave them and go.
So nothing really belongs
to you.
And what doesn’t belong
to you, you cannot give.
So there is really no giving.- Sadhguru Jaggi Vasudev.

Öne should fight
one’s inner enemies – Passions, Attachment, Aversion, Desires
and the like.
What is the purpose of fighting the external enemies.?
Conquering the self
through self-reliance
leads to Happiness.- Bhagwan Mahaveer.