Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

It is easy to love the people
far away. It is not always
easy to love those close to us.
Bring love into your home
for this is where our love
for each other must start.

Everyone thinks ofchanging the world,
But no one thinks of changing himself.
~Leo Tolstoy~

Believeing everybody is dangerious,
But believing nobody is more dangrious.
~Abraham Lincoln~

I will not say I failed 1000 times, I will say
that I discovered 1000 ways that can
cause failure.
~Thomas Alva Edison~

Wining doesn’t always mean being first,
wining eans you are doing better than
you have before.
~Bonniie Blair~

If we cannot love the person we see,
how can we love God, whome we cannot see…
~Mother Teresa~

Don’t compare yorself with anyone
in this world.
if you do so, you are insulting yourself.
~Alen Strike~

If you win, you need not have to explain…
if you lose, you should not be there
to explain!
~Adolf Hitler~

Three sentence for getting success:
“Know more then other, Work more then othe,
Expect less the other”
~William Shakspeare~

Never break four things in your life:
TRUSE, RELATION, PROMISE & HEART.
because when they break, they don’t
make noise but pains a lot.
~Charles Dickens~

“If soneone feels that they have never
made a mistake in their life,then it means
they have never tried a new thing in their life”
~Albert Einstein~

In a day when you don’t come across any
problems,you can be sure that you are
traveling in the wrong path.
~Swami Vivekananda~

If you judge people, you have no time
to love them.
~Mother Teresa~

Never ever reject any girls in your life..!
Because,
A good girls gives you happiness.
and
Bad girls gives you experience!

Shakespeare said:
0ne Beautiful Heart is Better than
Thousand Beautiful Faces.?
So Better to choose People having
Beautiful Heart rather than Beautiful Face.

The real reason for
not committing suicide
is because you always
know how swell life gets again after the hell is over.- Ernest Hemingway.
Don’t bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors.
Try to be better
than yourself.- William Faulkner.
‘Bachelors Know More
about Women than
Married Men; If
they Didn’t, they’d
be Married Too.’- HL Mencken, Essayist.
You must train your intuition – you must
trust the small voice
inside you which tells
you exactly what to say,
what to decide.- Ingrid Bergman.
‘God can be dropped
as an unnecessary hypothesis, but
“Yes” cannöt be dropped.
This simple word “Yes” contains all the religiöns
of the world.
It contains trust, it
contains love, it contains surrender.’- Osho.
OSHO :-
‘Sadness is also beautiful;
It has it’s own delicacy,
its own taste.
The laughter of
one who hasn’t
known sadness will
not have depth,
because depth comes
only through sadness.’

” Better understated than overstated. Let people be surprised that it was more than you promised and easier than you said.”

Every day can be a beautiful day.
Just take a look around you
and think about all of the
wonderful things you have
to be thankful for…
the sunshine,
roses,
laughter,
close friends,
family,
music,
and beautiful dreams.

The storm is never half as bad as it seems.
Don’t let the rain ruin your day.
When the dark clouds move in
just smile,

because the good times
are on the way.

Year of Birth – 563 B.C.
Year of Death – 483 B..C.

All that we are is the result of what we have thought. If a man speaks or acts with an evil thought, pain follows him. If a man speaks or acts with a pure thought, happiness follows him.

An idea that is developed and put into action is more important than an idea that exists only as an idea.

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.

Do not overrate what you have received, nor envy others. He who envies others does not obtain peace of mind.

It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.

The mind is everything. What you think you become.

The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, nor to worry about the future, but to live the present moment wisely and earnestly.

Below mentioned are some wise quotes. Encouragement to someone, sometimes changes the life……

Some flower grows best in Sun, others do well in the shade.
God always know what is best for us and puts us where we grow best.
So stay happy always.

Never expect anything to happen,
struggle and make them happen.
Never expect yourself to be given a good value….
Create a value of your own.

A good way to change someone’s attitude is to change your own.
Because the same Sun that melts butter also hardens clay.
Life is as you think. So think beautiful

When flood come up fish eats ants, when flood goes down ants eats fish. Time matters. God gives time to everyone..

A sunset here is a sunrise on the other end of the world.
Never give up, because what appears to be “The End”,
might be a new beginning.

-Nilesh Shah

“ALWAYS REMAIN YOUNG,
NEVER BECOME OLD.
YOUR BODY WILL
BECOME OLD, BUT
YOUR MIND HAS
NO NECESSITY TO
BECOME OLD.
IF YOUR MIND
REMAINS YOUNG
AND FRESH,
READY TO LEARN,
READY TO EXPLORE
NEW DIMENSIONS OF LIFE,
YOU ARE ALIVE.”- OSHO.

Believe nothing,
no matter where
you read it, or
who said it, unless
it agrees with
your own reason and
your own common sense.- Buddha.

‘You believe you own
your house, your clothes, your children, spouse. . .
But when you leave this world, you have to leave them and go.
So nothing really belongs
to you.
And what doesn’t belong
to you, you cannot give.
So there is really no giving.- Sadhguru Jaggi Vasudev.

Öne should fight
one’s inner enemies – Passions, Attachment, Aversion, Desires
and the like.
What is the purpose of fighting the external enemies.?
Conquering the self
through self-reliance
leads to Happiness.- Bhagwan Mahaveer.

Why human birth is considered so valuable
is mainly because
only as a human being
you can use your discrimination and
act consciously.- SADHGURU.

Leave ’something’ for ’someone’;
never leave ’someone’ for ’something’!
In life, ’something’
will leave you, but ’someone’ will
always be with you.! …

We always think
we must set up a
role model.
If you set up a role model, that is a desperate effort to be something other
than who you are.
In this effort, this
natural quality of being,
is completely lost in
a human being.- SADHGURU.

If you forget that
you are mortal, then
you will live a very
stupid life.
If you constantly
remember that you
are mortal, you will
walk gently and sensibly upon this planet.- SADHGURU.

Committee -
A Group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit,
to do the unnecessary.

‘We are born with
our eyes closed and
our mouths open and
we spend our whole lives trying to reverse that mistake of nature.’- Dale Turner.

A Successful Doctor
is one who knows
the art of keeping
the patient busy
in investigations
and prescriptions till
Nature Cures the Disease.

“The real
Problem doesn’t start
when a Boy starts
Looking at a Girl. . . .
It begins Only when
She turns and looks back
at the boy.!
Very True.!

Enlightenment need
not always happen
with a bang;
it can happen quietly;
it can be like a
flower blossoming.- SADHGURU.

I will make your forehead like the hardest stone,
harder than flint. Do not
be afraid of them or terrified by them,
though they are a
rebellious house.- Ezekiel 3:9.

Always aim for
achievement and
forget about success.
Good Morning.
Have a WONDERFUL Day.
Take Care.

Once you are on
an inward process,
you are in nobody’s way. There is no room
for disharmony.
Harmony is the
only way you can be. – SADHGURU.

But if you do warn
the wicked man and
he does not turn from
his wickedness or from
his evil ways, he will
die for his sin;
but you will have
saved yourself.- Ezekiel 3:19.