Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

Boy: Un veetuku poyirunthen, inimel namakku kalyanam aakumunu enakku thonala.
Girl:Enga appava parthingala?
Boy:illa un thangachiya parthen!
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“Uyir Priyum Nerathai Vida Figure Priyum Nerame Kodumaiyanathu…
Athanal Than Kadavul Oru Uyiraium, Pala Figuraium Koduthu Irukkiraan.
” GOD IS GREAT “.
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Azhagiya Tamil Kavithai SMS:- Mul illatha Roja aval Mugam… Aanal, Rojave illatha Mul Thottam, aval IDHAYAM…
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ramu:dai namma maths master ku arivea ilada
somu: enda apadi solra
ramu:avaroda nalavathu ponnuku anju nu per vachrukar iyo iyo
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6 birds were sitting in tree.A man saw that & shoot over tree.5 birds flew away. but 1 bird sitting.
Why?
koluppu…
Unna mathiriyae koluppu…
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Golden words:
Ulagathil Unakena Yarume illamal irukalam.
Aanal Yaro Oruvaruku, Neeye Ulagamai irukalam.
So Don’t miss that person….
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STU1:Ean da unnai principal thittinar?
Stu2:Principal avaroda Naya kaanavillai’nu paperla add koduka sonnaar.
Nan”principal Naya” kanamnu add koduthuten…!
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Vasagar : Enna sir unga story la oru uppu sappum illa? Writter : Padikka sonna… ungala yaar nakki paarkka sonnathu…!
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Hi, its a wonderful morning… innum yenna chinnapullathanama thoongikittu… Elundhiri…
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Piriya poghiren yendru ennidam oru murai sollipaar… Muthalil naan pirindhu viduven… Unnai vittu alla… Intha ulagathai vittu.
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Nesippadhu ellaam kidaithu vittaal…
kanneer thuligalukku madhippillai…
Kidaipathai ellam nesithu vittal kanneeruku,,.
vaelai illai..
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Vidiya vidiya kavithai ezhuthi parkiren ! Anaalum oru kavithaium un “peyarai ” pola illai . By (kaadhalikku ice vaikum sangam)
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“Kadhaliyin kan asaivukku 1000 arthangal.
But,
Nanbanin kan asaivukku ore artham
“Machan super figure varudhu udane thirumbi parkkadha”.

Kaadhal enbathu Nadukkadal.
Athil villundhu vidaathey!
Angu alaikal kooda illai..
Unai karai serppatharku..

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3) Mgr_Hits

Indre siritthu vidu. Nalai neeyum kaadhalikalam…

Top 5 High disappointing situations..
1. Bestfriend with ur own figure.
2. 10mark bit asked in 2mark.
3. HOD sitting near u on tour.
4. Super figure crossin u, when u r wit ur dad.
5. Teachers distributing ur testpaper infront of ur Junior girl/boy students….
Enna koduma sir ithu..

Veeran: Manna Neenga Porukku Pogum Pothu Yen”Kavasam” Podureenga..?
Mannar: “Kavasam” Podalaina Enaku “Thevasam” Senjuruvanga da Madaya.
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Man 1: “En periya paiyan doctora irukaan..
Chinna paiyan rowdiya irukaan ..”
Man 2: Kolagara kudumbam nu sollunga..
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Kanneerai thudaika,
Unnai pol
Oru nanban
irunthaal!
1000 “MOKKA” padam vanthalum thuninthu paarpen”
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Last nite i had a dream.I was walking with GOD.God asked me,who is ur best friend?I told ur name.
God smiled and said;
“Nee ellam enga urupada pora?”
Friendship Rocks…..
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Kuzhanthayin Sirippil Iraivanai Kaanalaam.! Udane Kelambi vanthu Ennai paarthuttu Ponga…
Yeanna Naan ippo sirichuttuthaan Irukken…
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KAVITHAI: “Marakka vendum endru than ninaipen avalai parkum varai. Aanal athai kuda marannthu vidukiren avalai parkum pothu”.

Hai

onnumila

chummathan

nejama onnumilai

sonna puriyatha?

tamil la thane solrean
sathiyama onnumilla
ada.da..

vidamatinga polirukku..!
0k. 0k..

solrean

.-.Good Night…..

Remix of Munthinam Varanam Ayiram

Hi sir,
Naa Itha Soliye Aganum..
Qsn’Paper Avlo Kastam..
Inga Evanum Ivlo Kastama Oru..
Ivlo Kastamana Paper Pathurukamatanga..
I Think Intha Vatiyum Exam Uthikichi…

Munthinam Padichene..
Padichadhum Maranthene..
Saladai Kannaga Ulamum Punn Anathey..
Ithanai Naalaga
Bookei Naan Paraamal, Vilaiyadi Iruntheno
Holidaysum Veenanathey! Good noon

Uyir Pirindaal
Valikumaa Endru
Enaku Theriyaadhu,
Aanal,Yen Uyiraanai Ni
Eney Pirindadhu
Enaku Valikiradhu.

Ningaa Valiyil Un Kadhali…

Sirupilleyil Ammavodhu
Nilavey Paarthen,
Vadai sudum aya therikiral paar endral,
Enaku Ondrum Theriyai villey.
Un aneypil,Unodhu naan
Nilavey paarthai pin,
Yaarum sollamal
Enaku mattum therindadhu,Vanatil
Un Nilavu Mugam.
Ni eney vittu pirindalum,
Naan uney vittu thuram ponalum,
Thodardhu Rasipen Vanatil,
Nilavey alai,Nilavil kaanum
Un Malardhai Mugathey…

Sorry for the typo’s if any ..Just managed cut and copy whatever i had in my inbox

Records:

Russians: We are living in 48 deg cool temp we are great

Africans: We are living in 48 deg heat v are great

Tamilan: We are living even after seeing 48 vijay films. Goyala yarkitta……

Bus comedy:

Doctor – Ennappa eppadi adi pattuch
patient – Bus-la porappa ‘vijay’ padam pottanga,
Theatre-nu ninachu velia vanthutten
Doctor-??\

Suntv:

vijay : Namma suntv mela case podanum

Manager : Ethukku sir

vijay : Ennoda aduthapadam hit aagumnu sonnatha, vilayatu seithil la
pottu irukanga

Chess comedy:

Ajit – chess vilaiyaada povom varingala?
vijay – neega pou ground la wait pannunga naan shoe pottutu varean
vijay rocks

National anthem:

Viajy to prabhudeva: Indha patu superah Iruke idha Namba Padathula
Remake panalama
Prabu Deva: Dei nasama ponavane Adhu Desiya Geetham da

Diff between kamal and vijay

Difference between kamal & vijay:
Kamal acts in 10 diff role in one film(original).
but vijay acts in same role in 10 different dupping films.

Director comedy:

Director – Vadivelu podalama, Illa karunas podalama

Vijay – Comedy kuda nane pannuran sir

Director – Comedy neenga than panringa nan hero yara podalamnu think panran

Doctor vijay:

Dr. vijay sslc goes 2 a shop & shouts where is the free gift with this
mineral water.
Seller: There is no free gift with this
Vijay: But on the lable its written bacteria free. I am doctor u can’t cheat me
Enjoy non stop doctor vijay comedies

Driver – Sorry sir petrol mulusa dry aagidichi , inimel oru adi kuda
munnadi nagarathu
Dogtor vijay – Hmm.. sari reverse edu veetukavathu pokalam

Exam hall:

Ajith & vijay writing semester exam:
vijay : Thala konjam answer kattunga
Ajit: Hindi paper da idhu unnaku tamil exam da
vijay: Parravala adha kattunga na tamila remake pannikuraen
Thala: Idhuku picha edukalaam
vijay: yevalavo panrom idhu panna maatomaa……

Exclusive vijay comedies

1. How a police can wear boot cut and have style hair?(pokiri)
2. How to go to final match after losing semi finals?(Gilli)
3. How to become boxer in 1 day & 1 song? (Badri)
4.How to come alive even after dying?(puthya geethai)
5. And finally having a long jump record for a half a KM in kuruvi….
Still to be continued enna koduma sir idhu….

TV special:

Customer. Intha TV velai enna?

Salesman: 1,00,000 sir

Cus: Appadi enna special?

Salesman: Tv la “vijay” program vanda aduve thana vera channel maridum

Machan enga street dog kitta Tigernu sonna vaala aatudu, jimmy nu sona thalaya atudu athu enna machan un pera sonna mattum “vekka paduthu” Ennamo nadakuthu…
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Hi I have changed my number. Note down my new number and my new number is …………………….’100′….. Dairiyam irundha ippa missed call kudu paarppom…
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Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum… Anaa…Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu! (Enna kodumai saaar idhu)
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Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam….Ana… Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma ?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?
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LOLLU-2010: Enna than ladies padippl 1stta irunthalum avanga use panra Pen “Hero Pen than” Heroin Pen illai”
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Sugam, varumbthu adhai ne matum thazhuvikkol… Sogam vandhal matum solli anuppu…un sumaiyai thaanga tholkodudiren… My dear friend.
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Gold rate naluku naal increase aagikite iruku kavanamaa irunga yaravathu unga manasa thirudikkitu poira poranga yenna unga manasu ” sokka Thangam”…..
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Sumara Love Panninal 35 mark! Supera Love Panninal 80 Mark! Sinera love panninal Tasmark!!!

Iniya iravil Jillendra Pani kaatril… Neengal urangum neram Enimayaana kanavugal malarattum…..Jillunu..Oru Goodnight.

1.Bug kandupiditharae oruthal avar naana DeBUG seidhuvidal…

2.COPY PASTE seidhu vazhvaarae vazhvoarmattravarellam CODING seidhu saavaar.

3.emmozhi marandhaarkumJOB undaam JOB illai C i Marandhavarkku.

4.CHAT -tinil YAHOO.Chat seiga illaiyael CHAT-in CHATtaamai nandr..

Today’s Kadi :
Kuraikkira Naayi Kadikkaadhu.!
Yean Theriyumaa.?
romba yosikkaadhey
Rendu velaiyaiyum
Orey nearathula
adhaala seiyya mudiyaadhilla adhaan.
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En Ithayathil
Oonjal Katti
Nithamaum Oosaladubavale…
Niruthi vidathe
Un Aattathai…
Ninru Vidum
En Ottam…
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Kannil oru minnal,
mugathil oru sirippu,
sirippil oru paasam,
Paasathil oru nesam,
nesathil oru ithayam,
antha ithayathil en iniya friend nee.