Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

Penne nee mouna viradham irundhal, mudhalil
un kankalai moodikkol.
un udhadukalai vida,
un kangal than adhigam pesukindrana…
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Vall Nal Muzhuvathum un
Kaiyal Sapid Vendum Edru Ninaithirunthen,
Aanal Indru Vaikarusi Kidaikumo Kidaikatho
Endru Engikondirukiren….
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Vandhaen unnai paarka aavaludan,
Kandaen unnai innoru’vanudan,
Vadin’dhadhu en kangalil irundhu,
kanneer illai, ratham.
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Sorry endra vaarthai thevai illai,
paarvai ondre podhumey.
Thank you endra vaarthai theivai illai,
punnaigai ondre podhumey.
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Naan pogum munnal,
unnakku indha kathal kaditham;
padithu mudithu bathil anuppu,
en mugavarikku illai;
naragathukku…
naan angudhan vaalgiraen unnai pirindhu,
anggum unnaithan ninnaik’kiraen thinamum.
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Eppadi solluvaen Doctor’ridam?
En idhayathil irukkum ottai’kku karanam,
en kadhali endru?

“Sirikkum Rojakkal Kooda Un Punnagaiyai Kandaal Sinthikkum Oru Nodi…! Indha Poo Nammai Vida Azhagaai Irukirathey Endru” So keep smiling my sweet friend.
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“Arukil erunthu parkkum sugathi vida”…
“Manathil ninithu parkkum sugame inbam”…
So everytime am think of u…
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Alagiya Varigal: “Ithayaththai Irumbaga thaan Vaithu irunthen… Yarukku Theriyum Aval Gaanthamaga Iruppal yendru…!
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Unnai Marantha idhayathai Ninaithu Kondu,
Unnai Unmaiyaga Nesikkum idhayathai izhanthu Vidathe…!

Wishing that this festival brings good luck and prosperity and hoping that it is joyous, and fills your days ahead with happiness. Have a wonderful Pongal.

Hope you rejoice in the charm of your tradition! Wish you & your family a very Happy Bogi Pongal, Pongal, Mattu Pongal!

As you joyfully celebrate the festival of Pongal and welcome the harvest season, this greeting is being sent your way, to wish you everything, that the occasion is meant to bring. Have a Happy Pongal.

Hope you rejoice in the charm of your tradition! Wish you & your family a very Happy Bogi Pongal, Surya Pongal, Mattu Pongal!.

Pongal is here, an occasion that marks joy and cheer, and brings along everything that’s best. May the festival of the harvest season, be one that brings along with it, all that’s best and everything you’re so deserving of. Have a memorable Pongal.

May your life be long and your stocks be short, May your cars be hybrid and your heart be pure, May the God create a bail-out package for your sins in the past, May you make more per-year than Joe-the-plumber, May you find a fountain of youth in your backyard. Wish you a very Happy pongal and a Tamil New Year full of joy!

Pot Rice to Sun
God Sugarcane to cow and ox
Sweet rise to you and me
Good milk to friends and family
Happy & Prosperous Pongal

January 14 and feb 14 enna vithiyasam?!!
oru ponnu pongal kodutha adhu jan-14.
adhey ponnu “alvaa” kodutha adhu feb-14!!!

31 maanilam,
1618 mozhikal,
6400 jaadhigal,
6 madhamgal,
29 periya thiruvizhakal matrum 1 naadu!
indiayanaga eruku perumai padu
iniya kudiyarusu dina vazhtukul

:
Nayanthara:
Tamilekkulla Ente Praveshanam Pettannayirunnu..
Sardar:
Athayirikkum Vendathra Thuni Edukkan Pattathirunnath Alle.!

Unaku
Gift
tharaporan,
Close ur eyes.
Ready.
1

2

3

4

5
Asku’busku.
Nee Kanna’mooda’ve illa.
So no gift,
Good eve

* Engineering Collegela Padichi Engineer Agalam. Aana Presidency Collegela Padichi President Aga Mudiyuma???

* Bus Stop Kitta Wait Panna Bus Varum… Full Stop Kitta Wait Panna Full Varuma???

* Airtel Mobile Vachiirundalum… Aircel Mobile Vachiirundalum… Thumumbodhu Hutch Nu Than Satham Varum

* Oorukae Kaekura Madhiri Sathama Korratai Vittalum… Un Korattaya Nee Kaekamudiyadhu….

* Gold Vachi Gold Chain Pannalam Ana Cycle Vachi Cycle Chain Panna Mudiyuma???

* Enna Than 500 Km Speedula Puyal Kathu Adhichalum, Cycleluku Pump Vachi Than Kathu Adikanum…. Enna Ulagam Idhu…

* Auto Driver Ala Auto Otta Mudiyam!!! But Screw Driverala Screw Otta Mudiyum A???

* Nee Evalo Periya Padipalliya Irundhalum Exam Hall La Poi Padikka Mudiyadhu..

* School Testla Bit Adikkalaam……… College Testla Bit Adikkalaam……. Aanna Blood Testla Bit Adikka Mudiyaadhu……..

* Enna Than Naai Nandri Ullatha Than Irunthalum?? Athala Thank You Solla Mudeyathu!!! Idhuthan Valkai

* Lunch Bagla Lunch Kondu Poha Mudiyum… But School Bagla Shoola Kondu Pohamudiyumaaaa?

* Aayiram Than Irundhalum Aayirathi Onnu Than Perusu….

End of beautiful tamil thattuvams..

YESTERDAY I TOLD MY LOVE TO HEMA

SHE TOLD AAMA

SO, I STARTED LOVING HER AND WENT TO CINEMA

AND I GAVE HER UMMA

LATER ONE DAY SHE TOLD TO FORGET HER MA.

I ASKED WHY MA

SHE TOLD THAT HER MAMA

TOLD ABOUT OUR LOVE TO HER AMMA

AND SAID BYE MA

AND PUT ME A BIG NAAMA

ATLAST I WENT TO COMA

AND FINALLY CAME TO KNOW THAT LOVE IS A DRAMA

SO DON’T FALL IN LOVE MA

Vijay : Yean Vettaikkaaran Padathoada Release Thallikkittey poagudhu.?
Producer : Censor Board Members Unga Padaththa Paakka Romba Bayappaduraanga adhaan.! ;(

Vaaranam Aayiram
dialogue by a student..
Hi sir, am Krishan
Naa Idha Soliye Aaganum..
Qsn’Paper Avvlo Kashtam.!
Inga Yevanum Ivvlo Kashtamaa Oru.. Paper Paathurukka maataanga.
I Think Indha Vaatiyum Exam Oothikkichi..
Song : Mundhinam Padicheaney..
Padichadhum Marandheney..
Saladai Kannaaga Ullamum Punn Aanadhey. .

Ungal SUN TV-il
adudha vaaram putham pudhiya dubbing padangall..

Monday :~
“Ammaachi thirumbi vandhaachu”
(THE MUMMY RETURNS)

Tuesday :~
“Silandhi Maapula”
(THE SPIDER MAN)

Wednesday :~
“Vealaikku Aagadhu”
(THE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE)

Thursday :~
“Karutha machaan’s”
(MEN IN BLACK)

Friday :~
“Otta Maamaa”
(HOLLOW MAN)

Saturday :~
“Innoru naallaikku sangu oodhu”
(DIE ANOTHER DAY)

Sunday :~
“Maamaa kadhai”
(POLICE STORY)

Paarthu Magizhungall…

“Gandhi
Nattukkaaga
Uzhaiththar”

Naam
“Gandhi
Nottukkaaga
Uzhaikinroam”

Uthirntha pookalukaaka kanneer vidathe.
Malarkindra pookaluku thanneer vidu…

Kaatril Kuda Aval irukkiraal Enbathai Unarthen..!
Thoosi’yaai Vanthu En Kannai Kalanga Vaitha Podhu…

Anumathi ketkavum illai…
Anumathi valangavum illai…
Aanaal pidivaadhamaga oru mutham…
“KANNATHIL KOSU KADI”!

Savappetti azhugirathu,
Iranthathu manithan thane..?
Ennai ean pudhaikireergal enru

Silarukku pani thuli pudikkum,
Silarukku mazhai thuli pudikkum
Aanaal, yaraiyavathu unmaiyaga ‘Nesithu’ paarungal..
kanneer thuli kooda pidikkum

Unnai santhikkammal irruka mudium
Aanal Unnai sindhikammal irruka mudiyathu

Matravargal sendra paadhaiyil neengalum selladheergal…
Ungalin paadha suvadugal theriyaamal poividum

Kangalil Idampiditha Anaithum,
Idhayathil Idam Pidippadhillai…..!
Idhayathil Idampiditha Anaithum,
Kangalil Tenpaduvadhilai

Chediyil pookkum malari” vida,
Oru nodiyil pookkum “punnagai” thaan Azhagu.

Malar alugiradhu:
Enna, kalayil panithuli en alagai koottugiradha?
Illai, maalayil en maranam ena naan alugiraen…

Nilaiyana anbukku pirivillai…
Sollatha sollukku arthamillai…
Thedum paasathukku tholvi illai…
Unmaiyana namadin natpukku maranam illai…
Naan Rojavai pola alaganavan illai,
Aanal en idhayam rojavaivida alaganadu, en theriuma?
Athil neeyum Un natpum iruppathal…