Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

I wished upon a rainbow
of violet, green, and blue,
that of all the things you hoped for
your dearest wish comes true.

I wished upon a rainbow
where all hues shine so bright,
that should trouble visit you,
you’ll find a way to make it right.

I wished upon a rainbow
where I glimpsed hope and harmony,
that you’ll strive to make each day
all you hoped it would be.

I wished upon a rainbow
where the vibrant colors blend
that you’ll always walk in beauty
among loved ones and friends.

I wished upon a rainbow
that you’ll give your dreams a try
so that you can grow wings
and hug rainbows in the sky.

There are 4 steps to happiness:
1. You
2. Me
3. Our hearts
4. Together…. .
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Life’s a game,
sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.
But no matter what your cards in life,
whether club, spade or diamond,
Always remember- never play without a Hearts…..

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I hide my tears when i say your name,
but the pain in my heart is still the same.
Although I smile & seem Carefree,
There is no one Who misses you more than ME!…..
Go far away in the distance land
read the writting of my hand and if my face you may not see
read these lines and Think of ME……

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if i could bring us together
everything we’d then share
you are the one for whom i only care
i search for you all the time here and there
because for me your’re the one who’s dear…..

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In the arithmetic of LOVE…..
one plus one equals “everything”
and
two minus one equals “nothing”… ..

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The beauty of life does not depend
on how happy you are,
but
on how happy others can be
because of you…..

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I will never lose the wonder of you
I will forever enjoy the beauty of you
I will always treasure the memory f you
You are my love, my gift…..!!”

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Nice person are the best part of our memories
that time can never erase and when i’m blessed
with a person like you my memories are always
worth and treasuring.. ….

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Introduction is possible…. .anytime
Love is possible…. .sometime
Marriage is possible…. .onetime
but
Nice friend like you is possible…. .after a long time

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“my love”
This comes your way with warmest thoughts,
and happy wishes, too….
To hope your coming days will be filled with
everything that means the most of you….

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Mangte hai hum jis ki dua mil jaye
Mere kirdar ko kuch aur jala mil jaye
Isliye roz nikalta hun chuka kar nazrein
Kaash raste mein koi purse para mil jaye…..

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It takes
a minute to have a crush,
hours to like,
days to love
but it takes a life time to forget some one…..

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Love is not about finding the right person,
but creating the right relationship
Its not about how much love you have in the beginning
but how much love you build till the end, coz
love is all there is…..

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Life is like a book
Each day is a new page
May your book be a bestseller with
adventures to tell,
lessons to learn and
tales of good deeds to remember…. . .

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A simple Good evening
becomes a special greeting
when someone so dear
it is heartily given
because you have to me a wonderful meaning…..

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A real friend listens with the heart
and never stops believing in you
Even if you give up on yourself…. .

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Every minute of every day i spend thinking of you,
Hoping and wondering if you miss me too.
Each night i dream i am back in your arms,
Lost in your love, protected from harm…..

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Kindness in World creates Confidence
Kindness in Thinking creates proudness
Kindness in Giving creates Love…..

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Think with your heart
Speak with your soul
Touch me and feel
The world become whole
Break down the walls
Keeping you far
Be as in Love as you think you are…..

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To Love is one thing,
To be loved is another but
To be loved by the one you Love is everything.. …

…frm u r loving friend

In a lifetime
Made of memories
I believe
In destiny

Every moment returns again in time
When I’ve got the future on my mind
Know that you’ll be the only one

Meet me halfway
Across the sky
Out where the world belongs
to only you and I

Meet me halfway
Across the sky
Make this a new beginning of another life.

In a lifetime
There is only love
Reaching for the lonely one

We are stronger when we are given love
When we put emotions on the line
Know that we are the timeless ones

Meet me halfway
Across the sky
Out where the world belongs
to only you and me

Meet me halfway
Across the sky
Make this a new beginning of another life.

Meet me halfway
Across the sky
Out where the world belongs
to only you and Me

Meet me halfway
Across the sky
Make this a new beginning of another life

Girls r special ones created by god..
if u praise her,she thinks u r tell’g lies
if u dont, u r gud 4 noth’g if she
talks,she wants u 2 listen.if u listen,
she wants u 2 talk. if u tuch her, u r not a
gentleman. if u dont, u not a man.
If u agree 2 all her likes, u r a wimp.
if u dont, u r not understand’g so
simple yet so complex, so wierd yet
so beautiful. Thats a girl…!
Pradeep Sharma

Always remember to forget
The things that made you sad
But never forget to remember
The things that made you glad.

Always remember to forget
The friends that proved untrue.
But don’t forget to remember
Those that have stuck by you.

Always remember to forget
The troubles that have passed away.
But never forget to remember
The blessings that come each day.

Some people in our lifetime come and go.
Some folks stay for a short season,
And some others remain for a good reason.

True friendship is like a plant,
A plant growing from seeds into trees.
True friends are like water to make them live,
Like the sunshine that provides the light,
Or the mountain´s eyes watching from high.

A true friend is someone who always stays,
Like a flower blossom that becomes a rose.
No matter whether it rains or shines,
That kind of friend will leave everlasting marks
Deep in our hearts and lives.

God gives us true friends -as gems and gifts,
Like a special treasure without measure.
They step into our lives marking the way
With footprints of friendship with pleasure.

When I shiver inside and feel lonely,
You send me messages that warm me up.
Your friendship is like a glowing candle
That keeps on burning with your flame of love.

Even though we are across the miles,
I can still feel your touch from up above.
You are that kind of special friend
With everlasting bonds to stay.

When I ponder over my heartbroken state,
Your love always brights up my days,
Making my footpath a galaxy of stars,
And leaving footprints in my heart.

Thank you for bringing me your love and care!!
You know I´ll always be there with my prayers.

The seal of Net friendship
Is born to an everlasting bond.
Precious friends like you, come along
And inherit a piece of us, our true love
That we will always long for.

Because you’re a beautiful person,
I wanted to send something beautiful to you.
Because you always fill my world
with laughter and happiness,
I wanted to send something bright to you.
Because our friendship is true,
I wanted to send some pink roses to you.
It’s not much,
but I hope this greeting will do.
In my own special way,
I just wanted to let you know that
you’re in my thoughts today,
and I’m sending some good
wishes your way.

The summer roses in bloom,
make me wish I could reveal
all of the hot pink passion,
you make me feel.
I never truly knew
how to love or live,
until you entered my life
and taught me how to give.
You stoke my desire,
no matter what you do,
and I could never get enough
of making love to you.

I look forward to celebrating
a hot pink summer with you.

As long as there’s a breath
left in your body,
there’s hope.

As long as mankind
has prowled the earth,
miracles have happened,
restoring life and health.

As long as you have
a loving heart,
God will send much
warmth and love
to you in return.

As long as you’ve been alive,
God has been watching over you
and answering your prayers.

As long as the heaven
and stars exist,
God will be there
for you.

Every person on tortoise
used to weep on his matters,
Thinks that he is only facing the
melancholy of being..!
Not only is he managing
the situation
else also dealing,
Trying to survive here,
having the face always smiling !!
But who will make him understand,
who will tell to be pragmatism,
The protocol to be followed
and the way to behave !!
The day he will understand
and get to know what is reality,
Will feel simply unease,
discomfiture and ignominy !!
Conviviality with the
concurrence of the fact,
Can repose the circumstance;
slash the negativity by the word tact !!
To think to be less poignant
is the moral of the story,
Others are also agonised,
lets join hands,
And makes,
Everyone more cheery..!

A message every adult should read because children
are watching you and doing as you do, not as you say.

When you thought I wasn’t looking I saw you hang my
first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately
wanted to paint another one.

When you thought I wasn’t looking I saw you feed a
stray cat, and I learned that it was good to be kind
to animals.

When you thought I wasn’t looking saw you make my
favourite cake for me, and I learned that the little
things can be the special things in life.

When you thought I wasn’t looking I heard you say a
prayer, and I knew that there is a God I could always
talk to, and I learned to trust in Him.

When you thought I wasn’t looking I saw you make a
meal and take it to a friend who was sick, and I
learned that we all have to help take care of each other.

When you thought I wasn’t looking, I saw you give of your time
and money to help people who had nothing, and I learned that
those who have something should give to those who don’t.

When you thought I wasn’t looking I saw you take care
of our house and everyone in it, and I learned we have
to take care of what we are given.

When you thought I wasn’t looking I saw tears come from your eyes,
and I learned that sometimes things hurt, but it’s all right to cry.

When you thought I wasn’ looking I looked at you and wanted to
say,’Thanks for all the things I saw when you thought I wasn’t looking.’

LITTLE EYES SEE A LOT

Each of us
(parent, grandparent, aunt, uncle, teacher, friend)
influence the life of a child.

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly.

If each grain of sand were to say :
One grain does not make a mountain,
There would be no land.

If each drop of water were to say :
One drop does not make an ocean,
There would be no sea.

If each note of music were to say :
Each note does not make a symphony,
There would be no melody.

If each word were to say :
One word does not make a library,
There would be no book.

If each brick were to say :
One brick does not make a wall,
There would be no house.

If each seed were to say :
One seed does not make a field,
There would be no harvest.

If each of us were to say :
One person does not make the difference,
There would never be love and peace on earth.

You and I do make the difference.
Begin today and make the difference.

A Poem written by
a Little Boy who
Lost his Parents
in a Tsunami.

“Hey Sea.! I’ll Never
Forgive you anymore
Even If Your Waves
Touch My Feet
a Million Times.!”

January is the month of frost n snow..
February is the month of cold..
March is the month when snow melts..
April is the month of light breezes..
May is the month of flowers..
June is the month of raindrops..
July is the month of drowsiness..
August is the month of freedom..
September is the month of fruits..
October is the month of lights..
November is a pleasant month..
December is the month of cheer..
Here comes the New Year..
With peace nd prosperity for you.

I’ve seen you in my dreams before,
We walked along that sandy shore.
The moonlight lit your eyes so wide,
On that night, you became my bride.

Walking with you, I held your hand,
Your wedding dress dragged the sand.
Hiding behind your gorgeous veil,
I cherished your every detail.

Your hushed voice would tickle my ear,
Golden highlights flashed in your hair.
Kissing your lips your taste was sweet,
An eye candy, you were my treat.

The midnight tides rose from the sea,
Touched our toes and faded slowly.
Clouds started to float through the air,
The moon and stars would disappear.

A fog rolled in and you were gone,
I passed out and awoke to dawn.
Into the bright sky I would gleam,
I looked around, was it a dream?

My left hand wore a wedding ring,
But yet I hadn’t seen a thing.
Then I heard the voice of you,
and realized my dream came true.