Only 842 girls left 4 evry 1000 boys. Save Girls,we can save d Tigers later. Pulikale veno atho Kilikale veno?
“Save Girls Welfare Project”

Tintumon- ”amme innu purathoonnu food kazhikamenna achan parayunne”
Amma- ”endhada veetile food inu ruchi pore..madutho?
Tintumon- ”adhalla…innu paathram kazhugan achanu mood illannu….”
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Tintumon- ”ee pennungalude swabavam pidi kittaneyilla”
Jintappan- ”endho patiyeda?
Tintumon- ”oru penninodu avalude vayasu chodhichal kadichu keeran varum…ennu vachu avalude birthday enganum ariyadhe marannu poyal…adhode bandhavum pogum… endhu cheyyumennu nokkane..”
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Pinkymol :birthday cake l mezhukthirikal veikkunnathendina?
Tintu:current poyal cake adichmattadirikkan…
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Tintumon got a job in a girls hostel.
after two months
Owner : why dont you come to take your salary ?
Tintumon : salariyum undo…….eniku salariyonnum venda enne evide ninnum pirichu vidathirunnal mathi…
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Teacher: Enthanu Encyclopedia??
Ungangikidakkukayayirunna tintumonodu teacher: tintu entha njanippol paranjathu??
Tintumon:Enikku cycle pediannennalle!!

Kannu niraye kannane kani kandudum kai niraye kaineettavummayi oru kanikonnayude vishu koodi varavayi… Happy Vishu to all my friends.!
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Ormakal Koodu Kootiya manasinte Thalir chillayil, Ponnin niramulla Orayiram Ormakalumayi, oru Vishu koodi varavayi. Othiri snehathode Orayiram “Vishu Asamsakal”
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Kanikanum neram kamalanethrante niramezhum manja thukil charthi kanaka kingani valakal mothiram aninjukananam bhagavane Evarkkum Vishu aashamsakal
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May this festival bring to you the Blessing of Well-being and Prosperity. Wishing you a very Happy Vishu
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May the Lord’s blessings… Bring peace to your home and heart… On Vishu and always! Happy Vishu 2011
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Priyapetta Kootukara Sreekrishna Bagavane Vishukani kandu unarnu Poothiriyum Lathiriyum kathichum Padakam pottichum Sadya undum Vishu Agoshiku. oru nalla nalekaayi. Vishu Aasamsagal…
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Wishing you a Vishu filled with lot of fun and happy. May this Vishu brings you luck and happiness to you and to your loved ones!

Dundu: Oru divasam thanne abhiprayangal mattunnatharu?

Tintu: Mohanlal

Dundu: Athentha?

Tintu: Lalettan raavile parayum Malabar Goldilninnum Gold vangan..

Pinne parayum ath Manappuram Gold loanil chennu Currency aakkan…

Pinne oru peggum kayyil pidich “Vaikeettentha paripadi?” ennu chodich aa currency kudichu thulakkan parayum…

Ennitt avasanam oru paniyum illathappol “Keralathinte shuchithwathinayi namukkani cheram” ennum paranh theruvilekkoru irakkama…….

Tintu:”Paayale vida..pooppale vida…”

(Pinneyum pinneyum paadunnu..Ithuket Achan)

Achan: Enthaada….Raavile thanne paintady thudangiyo..?

Tintu: Paintady allachaa..
Appurathe Jintappan Pallu thekkuva..
Avane onnu aakkiyatha…

Bharya: Njanoru pathramaayirunnenkil ningalenne kayyil vachu omanichene.
Bharthavu: sathyam! Ennum oro pathramanallo kittunnathu…
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Bharya: Ketto, bharyakkum bharthavinum onnichu swargathilethan kazhiyillennu.
Bharthavu: Athukondalle aa sthalathinu swargam ennu parayunnathu.
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Bharya: Njan marichaal ningal enthu cheyyum?
Bharthavu: Njanum marikkum.
Bharya: Athenthina?
Bharthavu: Orupadu santhosham vannal enikku heart attack varumennalle doctor paranjathu.
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Bharthavu: Edi, vayyathe kidanna ente amma purathirangi ninnu sooryagrahanam kanunnu!
Bharya: grahanasamayathu njanjoolum thala pokkumenna!
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Bharya: Nammude irupatham kalyana varshikathinu nammude photo pathrathilidanamennu ningalkkentha ithra nirbandham?
Bharya: Njan jeevichirippundennu nattukaar ariyattedi.

Oru aanayude munpil 3 apple undu. 2 apple aana thinnu, 1 ennam thinnilla karanam?

Think..

Aa apple plastic ayirunnu.

Nxt, oru aanayude munnil 3 apple undu. Pakshe 3 ennavum aana thinnilla, karanam?

Think mor..

Ninte answr thettippoyi. Aana plastic aayirunnu.

Nw oru original aanayude munnil original apple undu, ennitum thinnilla. Enthu kondu?

Aana discovery channelil ayirunnu. Apple tVyude frontilum.

Nxt,aanaym apple um tV yil thanne ennittum thinnilla karanam?

Use ur brain…

Randum randu channelilayirunnu.
I knw u r angry. Bt u hav 2 hear this too.

Aanayum apple um tv yil same channelil. Ennittum thinnunnathu kandilla enthukondu?

TV off aayirunnu.

Bakki pinne ayakkam

Vidilla njan..

Pranayam oru mazhayanu
Akale peyyumbol kothiyakum
Arikil peyumbol kulirakum
Melle nanayumbol sukhamavum
Nananju kuthirnal veruppakum…

Tintumon called FM
radio & said
“ I’ve found a purse
with Rs.15000/- a
credit card & an ID
card of Mr.Mani,
No.13,Halls
rd,kannur ….
Radio jocky : How
honest ….so you
want to return his
purse…?
Tintumon : no……. i
just wanted to
dedicate a sad song
for him…

Oru Penkuty Ninakoru Romantic msg ayachal
Avalk Ninne orupad ishtamanennu chinthikunnathinu
Pakaram Avalkaa msg aarayachu ennu chinthikuka! ~Tintumon

Pinnitta vazhikal enthum ayikkotte,
athiloode thirichu pokaruthu.
bcoz..
‘Aaa “pin” enganum kondu kaalu murinjalo!’. ~Tintumon

Nashtappedam pakshe pranayikkathirikkaruth. – Kamala Surayya
Pranayikkam pakshe thalayil aavaruth.! ~Master Tintumon

Oru karym Chothichotte?
allengil venda..
chothikkam alle?
chothikkatte?
Dracula Chappathi Thinnumo?
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Tintu Mon’u Teacher
Oru Message Aychu ‘i
miss you’.
Tintu Mon Kure Neram
Aalojichu. Ennitt
Thirichu Avan oru
Message Teacher’k
Ayachu
“I Student You”
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Friend: Tintoo.. Nee
Enthina Karayunnath?
Tintu Mon: Edaa Nhaan
kallu kudichath Avale
Marakkanaanu.
Friend: Aare?
Tintu Mon: Aare Ennu
Enikku Orma
Kittunnilla!
Athaa Nhaan
Karayunnath…
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In an airport,
Lady: Hello sir,
Moothram Ozhikkunna
Sthalam onnu
Kaanichu Tharumo?
Tintu Mon: Ambadi
Pulusu,Avalude oru
Aagraham..
aadyam Nee
Kaanikkoo, Ennittu
Nhaan Kaanikkaam..
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Sales man to tintu:-
“Sir, Urumbinulla powder veno?”
Tintu:-
“Venda. Innu powder vangi koduthal nale urumb lipstik chodikum”

Ethra akale ayirunnalum ente suhrthukkal
ennum ente
hrdayathil undayirikkum.
Bcoz,
ente hrdayam suhrthukalude lokamaanu.
I miss u friends…

Pulariyude Ponkiranagal
Kanpeelikale
Melle
ThotunarthumPol
Orupadu Mohagalum Swapnagalum Nalki Oru Pon
“Prabatham Koodi”

“SUBHADINAM”

Mizhikalil niraye varanda swapnangal anenkilum…
ormayil nee varumbol…
ullilevideyo peythu thornnoru
mazhayude marmaram….
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Parakkunna chithra shalabhatinte vidarunna chirakukal pole,
Thudikkunna hridayathil udhikkunna vikaramanu
‘SNEHAM’
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Nee enne marannu thudangumpol
oru sms ayo miss cal ayo njan ninte ormakalilek kadannu varum.
Ormakal oru bharam akillankil mathram..
`
Oru pakshe nee ettavum kooduthal snehikunnavaril njan undakilla…but onnund njan snehikunnavaril ennum nee onnamathanu…
`
Ormakalakunna manasinte kanakku
pusthakathil
Souhridathinte
mashi puranda
thaalukalil
nee ennum mayathe marayathe undavum”..!
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Iniyoru janmamundenkil ninakai mathram njan kathirikam
Nin viral thumbukal meettumoru anuraga ganamai…
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Nulli novichal athinte vedhana kurachu nimisham mathrame undaku..
but Snehichu novichal athinte vedhana oru janmam muzhuvan undakum..
i lov u…

Tintumon: Acha, Oru divasam Oru Aana Vazhiyarikil 3 apple kandu
Aana athil onnu mathrame thinnullu … Enthukondu?
Achan : ariyilla mone..
Tintumon : Athil rand apple plastic aayirunnu
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Science Teacher: Tintumone … Motta tharunna moonu jeevikalude peru parayamo?
Tintumon: Pinnentha…Parayaloo… daa pidicho…;-)
Malayalam Teacher, Maths Teacher & Science Teacher!!!
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Tintumon : Dad, my friend Rajesh failed in the half yearly exam.
Dad : Nothing new in it. Its only because of Rajesh’s father. He is totally careless about his kids studies.
Tintumon : Yes yes …..
Dad, ……me too failed in the half yearly exam.
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Maths Teacher : Do this simple claculation. Multiply 2789 with 4893 and then divide that result with 82. Then add the result with 9278.
What answer you will get?
Tintumon : Wrong Answer.
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Teacher : Which is the best thing to place over a Christmas Cake?
Tintumon : No doubt … its Teeth.

Manju veena Jerusalem veedhikalum,
Oleev pookkunna parvatha nirakalum
kaathirikunnathu ini varan pokunna
x’ mas raavukaleyanu

Happy X’mass in Advance..

Novum nombarangalum bakiyaya divasangal vidaparayumbol.. Akaleyevideyo pratheekshayude kiranangal thediyulla prayanamanu jeevitham………!!!
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snehichu theeratha athmakalkku vendi
sneham pankuveykkunna hrudayanagalkku vendi
viraha vedana anubhavikkunna manasukalkku vendi
Pranaya swapnangalil paari nadakkunna ina paravakalkkuvendi..
Let me be the first person to wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day.
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Snehikkunnavar arum snehichu thudangunna nimishathil avar piriyunna nimishathe orkkarilla but piriyunna nimishathil snehichu thudangiya nimishathe orthupokum.
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A super lines 4 my ….
“kanakathin bhaaram enthinu..,
ente pranayam nin aabharanam allayo…
Nilaykaatha dhanam enthinu,
ninte madiyil en kanmanikal illayo ”
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Cool friendshipinteyum
Hot loveinteyum
Vazhiyiloode pokunna ella
Love Birdsukalkkum ente
Happy Valentine’s Day

Nanmayudeyum
Snehathinteyum..
sahodaryathinteyum
oru puthu valsaramkudi varavaayi
Sneham niranja “PUTHU VALSARA ASHAMSAKAL”
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Hi,
Adutha maasam
njan povukayanu,
Ini orikkalum varilla…
Ennennekkumayi yathra parayunnu…
Avasanamayi onnu chodichottae..
Ishtamayirunno Ennae..?

SNEHATHODE…
.
.
.
.
“2010″
Welcome “2011″
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Samadhanavum santhoshavum niranja
oru puthuvarshathe namukkonnai varavelkkam
Puthuvathsarasamsakal….
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Puthan pretheekshakalumayi
oru puthuvarsham koodi aduthethi..
nammude manassu niraye
thenpole madhurikkuna kinavukal..
ava panineer poo pole presannamanu…
Puthuvathsarasamsakal..

Ormakal Koodu Kootiya manasinte Thalir chillayil,
Ponnin niramulla Orayiram Ormakalumayi,
oru Chingam koodi varavayi.
Othiri snehathode Orayiram
“Chingam Asamsakal”

Teacher : 2010 commonwealth games kondu namukku enthu gunam undaayi……….?
Tintumon : adutha varsham october 3nam theeyathi schoolinu avathi aayirikkum teacherey……….?
Teacher : athengane tintu……..?
Tintumon : COMMON WEALTH SHAME DAY…….!!!!!

Sasi-” neeyanalle tintumon…nee valiya hero aanennu kettu…ee palari vattam sasi oru idi idichal nee
chammandhi aayi pogum”
Tintumon-” mone sasi…ninne njan manasu vachonnu idichal pinne ninne GOOGLE il search cheydhal
polum kittilla…nee ivide pudhiya aala alle…adhu konda ninakku ariyathadhu….. ”

Doctor:”ninakkariyo???ella fruitinte tholiyilum vitamins und…..ninakkethu fruit aanishtam??”
Tintu:”Thenga”

Tintumon : Acho njan kanakku pareeksha kazhinju varikaya, enikku kumbasaarikkanam.!
Achan : Pareekshakku nee copy adicho mone?
Tintumon : Illacho, thettu cheythal kumbasaarikkanam ennalle achan parayarullath…Njan cheytha kanakku muzhuvanum tettaa…!

Teacher : Ithrayum neram njan padippichathil ninnum enthu manassilaayi?
Tintumon : Vaikunneram theerchayaayum tutionu pokanamennu manassilaayi.!!!

Nee enne marannu thudangumpol
oru sms ayo miss cal ayo njan ninte ormakalilek kadannu varum.
Ormakal oru bharam akillankil mathram..
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Parakkunna chithra shalabhatinte vidarunna chirakukal pole,
Thudikkunna hridayathil udhikkunna vikaramanu
‘SNEHAM’
`
mizhikalil niraye varanda swapnangal anenkilum…
ormayil nee varumbol…
ullilevideyo peythu thornnoru
mazhayude marmaram….
`
Nulli novichal athinte vedhana kurachu nimisham mathrame undaku..
but Snehichu novichal athinte vedhana oru janmam muzhuvan undakum..
i lov u…
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Piriyan samayamayo..?
Piriyukayano nammal..?
Urunda ee bhoomiyil nammal ennenkilum kanum..
Annu annu nee enne marakkumo?

Oru pakshe nee ettavum kooduthal snehikunnavaril njan undakilla…but onnund njan snehikunnavaril ennum nee onnamathanu
good night & sweet drms.

Ormakalakunna manasinte kanakku
pusthakathil
Souhridathinte
mashi puranda
thaalukalil
nee ennum mayathe marayathe undavum”..!

Pinne enthanu?

Ninteyoke
Onakka
Mobililekku
SMS
Ayakuna ente “manasu”

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Dhayavu cheythu ee sms ellavarkkum pass cheyyu. O+ve blood ulla oralkku vendi

3 bottle . . . . . . . . . beer venam. Ithiri acharum. Plz forwad, its emergency..

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Ethrayum sneham niranja ente suhruthinu,Njan ayakunna msgukal chilapol ningalku munpu kitiyatho ningal eniku ayachatho ayi thonniyal athu ninglude thonal alla.bcz eniku msg undakunna factory onnumilla puthiyathu undaki tharan,ullathu ayakum,Mathramalla freemsgs muzhuvan eniku puzhungi thinnaan pattillalo sahakarikuka.