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‘ADICHU NINTE ANAPPALLU THERIPPIKKUM‘

Enna superhit nadakathinu shesham URVASHI THEATRES avatharipikkunna puthiya nadakam….

‘VACHITTU PODA POTTA..‘
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Teacher: “Wats ur name ?”

Student: “Vichithrajeevi”

Tchr: “kollaam, kandalum parayum..”

Stud: “satyamayitum njan vichitrajeeviyanu..”

Tchr: “kaliyakalle kutti..”

Stud: Sir, its ‘Vichitra G.V’ !!”

Kunnumel santha
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Bus stand Thankamma
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Vayattaati kaarthu
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kalliyankattu neeli
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Mundakkal sarada
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Nee
Aarude koode kidannalum

GuD Night :

The teacher asks tintumon if he knows his numbers.
“Yes,” he says. “My daddy taught me.”
“Can you tell me what comes after three?”
“Four”
“What comes after six?”
“Seven”
“Very good,” says the teacher. “Your father did a very fine job.
What comes after ten?”
“A jack,” answers tintumon…
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Tintumon: I was feeling so sleepy this morning that I tossed a coin to decide whether I should attend class or go back to bed.
Dundumon: So, what did you finally do?
Tintumon: I had to toss 10 times before I could finally go back to bed.
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Tintumonte Beauty parlorinu Munbile parasyam:
IVIDE NINNU PURATHU POKUNNHA PENKUTIKALE LINE ADIKARUDH
Oru pakse Adu Ningalude MUTHASHI Aakam….
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Tintumon after being beaten up by his mom was sitting out.
Dad came and asked him “What happened Tintumon?”
Tintumon replied “Dad, i can’t adjust with your wife anymore,i want my own wife..
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Head Masterinodu tintumon..
Tinumon: sir eniku oru swabhaava certificate tharanam
HM: ninakku swabhava certificate venamenno, athinu ninte swabhavam enthaanennu enikariyillallo
Tinumon: maryaathakku thaado allenkil ente swabhavam nee innu ariyum…
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Teache Give An example to use neither-nor. Tintumon: When girls wear tight fittings, neither they are comfortable nor we are comfortable…
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Appan:Why aren’t you doing well in history?
Tintu Mon:Because the Teacher keeps on asking things that happened before my birth
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Kedakkiya oru timepiece achante kayyil koduthu Tintumon:
Samayam parayamo?
Achan: Samayam parayanamengil minimum Valiya soochiyum cheriya soochiyum evida ennariyanam.
Kurachalochicha sesham Tintumon: Valiya Soochi nammude kinattil. Cheriya soochi Arichakkil.. ini Samayam para
Achan: Iswara!!
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Classil urangunna tintumonod
Teacher: uushmav alakkunna upakaranam etha?
Tintumon: Chatukam
Teacher: nhan entha chodichath?
Tintumon: uppumav ilakkunna upakaranamalle teacher….
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James Bond roadilude pookumbol oru pattiye kandu..

He threw a stone & said:
“I am Bond.. James Bond.

Patti Bondine kadichu..
ennittu paranju:
“I am patti.. Peppatti.. :-p

The most painful situation other than love is when u r waiting for ur frnd aftr exam…
Thinking..

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Aa thendikendha etra ezhuthanulathu. Alla pinne!

Teacher:Monu aaräkäna ägraham?
Tintumon:achane pole enikkum pilot aavana ägraham
Tchr:Appo achan pilot äyirunno?
Tintumon:”alla,achanum athäyirunnu ägraham!”
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Tintumon: Ini orikkalum mazha peyyumbol IDI undaavilla!
Frnd:Athenthada?
Tintu: Patrathil Vaartha undayirunnu
‘IDI’ minnaletu marichennu!!
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‘ADICHU NINTE ANAPPALLU THERIPPIKKUM‘
Enna superhit nadakathinu shesham URVASHI THEATRES avatharipikkunna puthiya nadakam….
‘VACHITTU PODA POTTA..‘
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Idea star singer kanumo?
Oru thaadi vacha payyan, enikariyavunna payyana.
Pulli danger zonila. So
1 sms ayakane plz…

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ISS Dr.K.J. YESUDAS.

Police pidiyilaya tintumonodu police: Ninaku nale narco test ondu
Tintumon: “Ayyo saare, athipo ithra petennu paranja enganeya njanonnum padichitilla.. !!

“Parannu poya pakshikal oru pakshe thirichu vanekam pakshe nashtapetupoya viswasavum,snehavum Orikalum thirichukitila,so nashapeduthathe nokuka..”

Thanks for not sending any messages till now..
You are selected for kanji 2009-10 award.
Dont send this message to anyone.
Try for Yechi award….;-)@

Thirakkil Bharyamare Kaanaathaaya randuper Kandumuttunnu…
A: Ninte Bharya Kaanaanengane?
B: Veluthu Melinju, Chuvanna Chundum, Churunda mudiyum,Nunakkuzhi kavilum, kinnari pallum. Ninte bharya engana?
A: entethu potte…. Namuk nintethu nokam.

U r a amtinathoning…
U r my eanmt exclrmination…
U r sweet ambtrikated…
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Oh… Pinne nekki nokunnad kanda thonnum mukali paranjadallam manasilayi ennu …..!!

Hai Dear…

ne nale free ano?

Namukku oridam vare pokana..,

Vere evideyum alla..,

Kazhinja Azhcha palliyil chennapol Fthr paranju,
“Ini varumbol kurishu koodi kondu varanam”enu!

plz varile..

He he..
Keep smiling..

Matte karyam veettil arinju amma ennodu numbr Chothichu.
Mikkavarum amma angottu vilikkum
Ake prashnamayi

athukond, vegam ente kalikkudukkayum balaramayum thirichu thanneru.by Tintu Mon
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Conductor: Entha eppozhum Door’inte aduth nilkunne? Monte achan watchman ano?
Tintumon: Entha eppozhum chillara chodikkunne? Nintae Achan pichakkaran aano? :-D hahahaa….
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Entea mob. evido vechu marannu oru missed call adekumo plz. mob kanunnilla athukondu anu keto…
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