Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

May the spirit of Onam remains everywhere whatever you do, whatever you think whatever you hope in your life “Wish you a Happy Onam”
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onam ennal orma ennartham.onamaghosham ennal ormikkappeduaka ennum.Onam ormakaliloode.Sneham Niranja Onasamsakal.
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Manassinte Naalukettil ormmayude oru pookkalam koodi theerthu kondu oru Onam koodi varavayi. Happy Onam
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May this ONAM bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for. Happy Onam.
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As the occasion of ONAM is here and the atmosphere is filled with the spirit of mirth and love, here is hoping this festival of beauty brings your way, bright sparkles of contentment, that stay with you through the days ahead.
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Pookkalavum, pooviliyum, onakkodiyum, onasadhyayumayi oru onam koodi. Happy onam wishes from me.

Best of Onam Songs: Maveli Nadu Vaneedumkalam

Snehathinteyum sahodaryathinteyum
oru onam koodi varavayi.
Ellavarkkum enteyum,
oro malayaliyudeyum
snehoshmalamaya onasamsakal.
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May the spirit of Onam remains everywhere
Whatever you do Whatever you think
Whatever you hope in your life
“Wish you a Happy Onam 2010”
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Wishing each one of you a very happy and prosperous Onam. May this year brings you lots and lots of happiness in life and fulfill all your dreams. Happy Onam 2010
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May God bless you and fill your heart with joy & happiness. May the color and lights of Onam fill your home with happiness and joy. Have the most beautiful Onam.
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Happy Onam Wishing each one of you a very happy and prosperous Onam. May this year brings you lots and lots of happiness in life and fulfill all your dreams. Happy Onam 2010
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Memories of moments celebrated together…….
Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever…….
Make me Miss You even more this ONAM.
Hope this ONAM brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness for you…!

Best of Onam Songs: Poovili Poovili Ponnonamayi

Achan: Exam inu nee thottal ini enney achaa ennu vilikkendaaa….
Kurach divasam kazhinju…..
Achan: Enthayeda result???
Tintu mon:-Aliyaaa sorry daaa…..5 subject il potty machu!!
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Classil urangunna tintumonod
Teacher: uushmav alakkunna upakaranam etha?
Tintumon: Chatukam
Teacher: nhan entha chodichath?
Tintumon: uppumav ilakkunna upakaranamalle teacher….
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Tintumon ennum shivane thozhan pokum..one day poojari shivane maatti ganapathi ye vachu…
Tintumon:mone ,papa yodu parayanam uncle vannirunnu ennu…
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Tintumon in medical shop:
Tintumon:- chetta! chumakulla oru marunnu tha.
Shopkeeper:- tonikkano?
Tintumon:- ‘Tony’kalla ente ammakkaa…
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Teacher:Ninak eeatavum ishtamulla song ethanu?
Tintu mon: jana gana mana…
Teacher:athentha angane?
Tintu mon: athu padiyal school vidum.!
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Teacher: Imagine u r a millionaire. Write ur life history.
Tintumon didn’t write.
Teacher: why are you not writing?
Tintumon : I’m waiting 4 my secretary 2 take notes….
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Teacher: “Eee classil mandanmar undenkil ezhunnettu nilku”
Aarum ezhunnettilla. 10 second kazhinjappol Tintumon ezhunnettu.
Teacher: “Oho… Ne mandanano ?”
Tintumon: “Teacher ottakku nilkunnathu kandappol sankadam thonni”

WARNING Beverage corporation new rate Bp:245 Mc:320 vodka mgm:315 romanov:320 jdf:390 mh:470 white mischief:330 honeybee:320 ocr:250 opr:240 ovr:245 cel’brtn:300 aristocat:240 kf:50 hawards:45 foster:55 plz send this msg to all kudians in your contact..
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Kerala beverage corporation presents ”KPL”
( Kudians Premier League )
Teams
- Trivandrum patta XI
- Alappey royal kudiyans
- Kottayam night valls
- Iduki koduvals
- Cochin vodka chargers
- Kannur super kudiyans
- Kottarakara koothara devils
- CHALAKUDY SNAKE RIDERS.dont mis it.

Chilappol,
aarenkilum ninte manassilundakaam.,
aarenkilum ninte swapnathilundaakam,
aarenkilum ninte jeevithathilumundaakaam,
.but….ninak aarumillaathappol ulla aarenkilumanu njan…
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HOTEL ‘GERMAN’ today’s special.
1.messiyirachi ulathiyadhum porichathum
2.tevaz vattichadhu
3.D maria niruthi porichath
4.maradona special fry
5.argenteena aviyal
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Achan: enthanu schoolil vechu padicha 2 budhimuttulla kaaryangal?Tindumon: Beer kuppi kadichu open chayunnathum, achante kalla oppu idunnathum..!
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Urakkam varatha raatrikalil njan ninne kurich orkum…
Ninte manoharamaya aa smile ente manasil nirayum…
Pinne ente bodham pokum…!!
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Judge : “Ninne nale ravile 5maniku thookkikollum”
tintu : HA ha Ha
Jdge : “Neeyendhina chirhchathu?”
tintu : “Adhinu njan ezhunelkubol thanne 8 m aniyavum,
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Achan Tintumonodu: Ninte Re$ult Vannoda.?
Tintu: Vannu, Headma$terude Makan Thottu.
Achan: Neeyo.?
Tintu: Aa Doctorude Makanum Thottu.
Achan: Ninte Karyama Chodhichathu.
Tintu: Jilla Kalactarude Monum Thottu.
Achan Kopathode: Njan Avarude Karyamalla, Ninte Karyama Chodhichathu.
Tintu: Njan Mathram Jayikan Achanara indian Pre$idento.?.!

1) A vehicle never puts on its indicator before making a turn.
2) If a vehicle does put its indicator on, the driver is confused about which way to go.
3) If the red light comes on, honk. It helps.
4) If some body jumps a red light, follow the lead.
5) You’ll fail to notice the Khaki only when you have forgotten to take your license with you.
6) All traffic rules can be broken provided you have Rs 350 to give a cop, and a good tongue.
7) If the road looks like a ‘thode’, it probably is.

Teacher: Tintumon Achaneyum Ammayeyum Entha Vilikunnath?
Tintu: Dadi!!!
Teacher: Randu Pereyum Dadi Enno?
Tintumon; Achane “Da” Ennum.
Ammaye “Di” Ennum..!!
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Tintumonte girl frien: njan lokathile ettavum valiya parvathathinte mukalil kayariyal nee enikku enthu tharum
Tintumon: njan ninakku oru unthu tharam.
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Teacher : Vivaha mochanam undakunnath enthu kond ?
Tintumon : Aalukal vivaham kazhikkunnathu kondu….!
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Tintumon Bakery ile cookinodu : ethra naalayi ningal Jileby undakkan thudangiyittu…?
Cook : 30 Varshamaayi…..entha…?
Tintumon : Ennittu ithu Vattam Chutty vekkkan alllathe Nere undaakkan padichilla alle…kahsttam…!!!
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Tintumon : Ningalde Pashuvinu nalla colour aanallo…
Pathros chettan : Athu Jersy aanu..
Tintumon : oho Jersy aano njan vicharichu athinte original colour aanu ennu
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Tintumon Tuttumonod:
Enikk ninne kanumbol 3 English words orma varunnu.
Tuttumon: what r dey?
Tintumon:
1) Waves
2) Net
3) Fire

Manassilayille
Waves– Ala
Net–Vala
Fire– Thee

“”ALAVALAATHI”
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Tintumon auto driverodu : Town vare pokumo?
Auto Driver : pokum…
Tintumon : ennal thirichu varumbol enikku oru bread vaangichondu varumo???
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Tintumon to Dundumol: Orikkal 3 per vellamadich caril pokukayaayirunnu.
onnaaman 1 peg, randaaman 2nd peg, moonnaaman 3 peg…
avarude vandi accidentil pettitt moonnaaman maatram rakshapettu…
endhu kond?
Dundumol: ???
Tintumon: Darwin’s Theory- Survival Of The Fittest…:)
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Tintumonodu Dundumol: Njan marichal Tintu enthu cheyyum?
Tintumon: Njanum marikkum…
Dundumol: athentha, Tintuvinu njan illathe jeevikkan kazhiyille???
Tintumon: athalledee orupadu santhoshichal heart attack varumenna doctor paranjittullath…
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English sir to students: give some examples using day:
Appukkuttan: Annual Day
Thomasukutty: Birthday
Tintumon: “Enthuvaaday”
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Father watching F.TV.Suddenly tintumon come,
Father : paavappetta kuttikala, dress vaangan polum kashillathavara..
Tintumon : Ithilum paavappettavar vannaal vilikkane acha.!!
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Tintumon ambalattil vazhipad counter Q vil..
Munnile uncle : shambhu, thiruvatira, paalppaayasam.
Tintumon: Hans, break dance, chickenbiriyani…!

Tintu Mon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting @ school 2mrw..
Dad: Wat do u mean by ‘small’ PTA meeting ?
Tintu Mon: Ya, just u, me & d Principal.!!!

“Nashtappedaam, Pakshe
Pranayikkathe irikkaruth.” -KamalaSuraya
“pranayikkam pakshe thalayil aavaruth ”
-Prof.Tintumon

Gulfil ninnu Maman:Ninaku entha vendath?
Tintumon:Mobile mathi mamaa
Snehathode maman:NOKIA mathiyo da kutta.?
Tintumon:
Nokiyal porada pattee, Vaanganam !
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Teacher:”sneham kondanu njan ninne thallunnathu ketto…”
Tintu Mon:”enikku teacherodu athiyaya sneham undu…pakshe athonnu prakadippikkan chance kittunnillallo ennalochikkumpozha sangadam…”

Ormakal Koodu Kootiya manasinte Thalir chillayil,
Ponnin niramulla Orayiram Ormakalumayi,
oru Vishu koodi varavayi.
Othiri snehathode Orayiram
“Vishu Asamsakal”
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Vishupakshipattum
kanithelichavum
kaineettathilakavum
medaponpulariyil
aishwaryamaakatte..
Vishu Ashamsagal. Let this New Year herald new optimism, zeal and cheer.
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Wishing you a Vishu filled with lot of fun and happy. May this Vishu brings you luck and happiness to you and to your loved ones!
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Vishu stands for new and fresh Life is always new and fresh Let us strive to make all days Vishu ..
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Hope your “Vishu” is full of joy, Peace Prosperity and will prove to be wonderful, in every way for You. **Happy Vishu**

Manasil ennum Kanikonna Virityatte,
Jeevithathil ennum Aiswaryam nirayatte
Oraayiram Vishu Aasamsakal. Happy Vishu.
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Samrudhiyudeyum nanmayudeyum ulsavamaya vishuvinu ente hridayam niranja aasamsakal.
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Orayiram kanikonnakal mansil pookunnu,
Oru Vishu kaalam koodi,
Vishu kaineetamayu ente hridayathil ninnum
Orayiram Vishu asamsakal..
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Priyapetta Kootukara
Sreekrishna Bagavane
Vishukani kandu unarnu
Poothiriyum Lathiriyum kathichum
Padakam pottichum Sadya undum
Vishu Agoshiku. oru nalla nalekaayi.
Vishu Aasamsagal…
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Let this Vishu give you the strength to do all that you
dreamed to do during last year but didn’t dare to do.
Happy Vishu! Let this be a delightful year,
filled with delightful things in each of its days.

Kanikkonnayum kanivellariyum
pon naanayavum kodimundum
puthen kaalathinte samrudhiyaakatte
vishudinaashamsakal..
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Priya Kootukari.
Puthan Vasthramanijum
Vishu kani konna pottichum
Padakam Potichum
Vishu Aagoshikoo…
Vishu Aasamsagal…
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Let us vow to take life in our strideImage this Vishu and make it tolerable as well as beautiful by accepting sorrow and happiness with sanity. Happy Vishu 2010
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Let this VISHU give you the strength to do all that you dreamed to do during last year but didn’t dare to do. Wish you a happy and prosperous Vishu..
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May the joyous ritual
of the harvest festival
fill your hear and home
with peace and contentment
Happy Vishu
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I hope this Vishu will bring cheer,
prosperity and peace in your life.
Let us pray that we gain enough strength
to accept the highs and lows of life with equanimity .

Dundumol bus stopil nilkunnath tintumon kandu… Avan poyi dundumolku kiss koduthu….
Deshyathode dundumol : chi…nee entha cheyyunne…?
Tintu: L.K.G yil padikunnu…
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Malayalam classil teacher kuttikalodu…
teacher: panjasara enna vaaku vaakyathil prayogichu aarenkilum oru vaachakam parayu.
tintumon: njaan innu raavile oru glass chaaya kudichu
teacher: ithil panjasaara enna vaaku illallo
tintumon: panjasara chaayayil cherthitundaayirunnu sir…
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Head masterinodu tintumon..
tinumon: sir eniku oru swabhaava certificate tharanam
hm: ninakku swabhava certificate venamenno, athinu ninte swabhavam enthaanennu enikariyillallo
tinumon: maryaathakku thaado allenkil ente swabhavam nee innu ariyum !
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Tintumon:- achaa njan innale oru swapnam kandu.
achan:- enthaayirunnu athu?
tintumon:-achan innale swargathil irunnu pathram vaayikkunnu.
achan(santhoshathode):-ennittu?
tintumon:- appol thanne enikku athu swapnamaanennu manassilaayi.
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World cup nediyappol Ronaldo shirt oori.
20-20 cup nediyappol Dhoni shirt oori.
ithu vayicha Tintumon: Dhaivame… Sania Mirza Wimbledon jayikkane..
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Tintu pennu kanan poyi
Tintu: kutty eduvare padichu
Penkutty: BA
Tintu: kallippenne verum 2 aksharam padichu. Adum thala tirichano padichad !

‘ADICHU NINTE ANAPPALLU THERIPPIKKUM‘

Enna superhit nadakathinu shesham URVASHI THEATRES avatharipikkunna puthiya nadakam….

‘VACHITTU PODA POTTA..‘
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Oridathu Sundariyaya 1penkuttiyum sundaranaya
1 aankuttiyum undayirunnu. Avarku parasparam ishtamayirunnu, pakshe thurannu paranjittilla. Palapozhum avanu parayanam ennu undayirunnu. Angane oru sunday,Avan ellam parayan theerumanichu. Pakshe vidhi avarku ethirayirunnu? Avalude phonil balance 0.00 ningalku avane sahayikande. Please recharge, No.********** vidhi avare onnippikkatte…. Note:minimum 50 rupakku engilum cheyyanam avark orupaadu samsarikkanundu.
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Teacher: “Wats ur name ?”

Student: “Vichithrajeevi”

Tchr: “kollaam, kandalum parayum..”

Stud: “satyamayitum njan vichitrajeeviyanu..”

Tchr: “kaliyakalle kutti..”

Stud: Sir, its ‘Vichitra G.V’ !!”

Kunnumel santha
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Bus stand Thankamma
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Vayattaati kaarthu
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kalliyankattu neeli
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Mundakkal sarada
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Nee
Aarude koode kidannalum

GuD Night :

The teacher asks tintumon if he knows his numbers.
“Yes,” he says. “My daddy taught me.”
“Can you tell me what comes after three?”
“Four”
“What comes after six?”
“Seven”
“Very good,” says the teacher. “Your father did a very fine job.
What comes after ten?”
“A jack,” answers tintumon…
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Tintumon: I was feeling so sleepy this morning that I tossed a coin to decide whether I should attend class or go back to bed.
Dundumon: So, what did you finally do?
Tintumon: I had to toss 10 times before I could finally go back to bed.
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Tintumonte Beauty parlorinu Munbile parasyam:
IVIDE NINNU PURATHU POKUNNHA PENKUTIKALE LINE ADIKARUDH
Oru pakse Adu Ningalude MUTHASHI Aakam….
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Tintumon after being beaten up by his mom was sitting out.
Dad came and asked him “What happened Tintumon?”
Tintumon replied “Dad, i can’t adjust with your wife anymore,i want my own wife..
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Head Masterinodu tintumon..
Tinumon: sir eniku oru swabhaava certificate tharanam
HM: ninakku swabhava certificate venamenno, athinu ninte swabhavam enthaanennu enikariyillallo
Tinumon: maryaathakku thaado allenkil ente swabhavam nee innu ariyum…
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