Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

I’d rather be alone than be in love just half the way
Wanna give my heart completely
To someone who’ll completely give their heart to only me
And when I find that one
That’s when I’ll fall in love

Luv not one, Luv not two Luv d one who luvs u true,
Luv not three, Luv not four Luv d one who luvs u more,
Luv not five, Luv not six Luv d one who really sticks,
Luv not seven, Luv not eight Luv d one who really waits.

The dancing waves,
The noisy crowd,
The grazing breeze
Have no meaning
When you are not with me

The scorching sun,
The slashing rain,
The frightening tremor
All mean nothing
when you are with me ^_^

Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi..

The greatest weakness of most humans is
their hesitancy to tell others how much they
love them while they’re alive.

Walk with me when ur hearts needs company,
Take my hand when u feel all alone,
Turn to me when u need someone to lean on,
Coz I’m the one u can always depend on!

When all seems lost and lonely for you
And you dont really know what to do
Look inside your heart and see
There in a special place, I will be

When the time comes I can’t smile anymore,
don’t worry about me, I know what to do.
I’ll just stare at one corner and think of you.
No one else could make me happy like the way you do

I wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed,
I wish I was your pillow underneath your head,
I want to be around you, I want to hold you tight,
and be the lucky person who kisses you goodnight.

The pain is not on the day of missing ur dear ones..
The pain is really wen v live each day witout them & with their presence in our mind.

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A small superb quote,” I nothing lasts 4ever…
Can i b ur nothing ?”

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If u hav reasons 4 liking sum1. Then u r using ur mind. But if u lyk sum1 4 no reason. Then u r using ur heart.

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Inbox is emptyOutbox is emptyDraft is emptybut..
U & UR memories r overloaded in my HEART BOX.

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I’ve a pair of eyes but can’t see u everyday !I’ve a pair of ear but cant hear ur voice everyday !But i’ve only one heart tat remembers u every second..

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Care & affection is not a business wher u give wen u get..
It is a beautiful feeling 4 sum1 wher u luv 2 giv even if u don’t get..

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Troublin and torturin r gift frm d luvd 1.
We think abt d trouble dey giv.But v don know tat v r goin 2 miss dem in d furture.

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D MOST CRITICAL MOMENT IN LIFE:Wen sum1 vry spcl hurts u so deeply, causes tears in ur eyes n ask,” Wat happend ?” bt u just reply ,” Nothing ”

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world’s most beautiful sentence:”..But, I like u “World’s most painful sentence:” I like u, but..”Words r same, but where they r placed matters a lot.

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Don’t fall in luv wit sum1 u can liv with..fall in luv wit sum1 u can’t
liv witout..

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We do not love people because they are beautiful,
But they seem beautiful to us because we love them…!
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Like the flower waiting to bloom….
Like the lightbulb in the dark room….
Like the desert waiting for rain….
I’m just sitting here waiting for u.
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I want my eyes to be your eyes so you could see how wonderful you are, I want my heart to be your heart so you could feel how much you mean to me, and I want my ear to be your ear so you could hear me whisper “I love you.”
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I’m here without you baby
but u r still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby
and I dream about you all the time
I’m here without you baby
but u r still with me in my dreams
And tonight it’s only you and me
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If we fall in love because someone makes us laugh, what happens when we no longer find them funny? If we fall in love because someone is beautiful, what happens when that beauty fades? If we fall in love because someone can provide for us, what happens when they lose their wealth? Because love defies all reasons, when you truly love someone, you just can’t find a reason, you just do.
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Dreaming of you makes my night worthwhile,
Thinking of you makes me smile,
Being with you is the best thing ever,
And loving you is what I’ll do forever..
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In this WORLD,
where everything seems UNCERTAIN,
only one thing is DEFINITE.
You’ll always be my FRIEND,
beyond WORDS, beyond TIME
& beyond DISTANCE!
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Whenever I miss u,
Stars fall down from the sky.
So any day if u find the sky empty,
don’t blame me! It’s all ur fault;
u made me Miss u so !
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I’m keeping you
forever and for always
We will be together all of our day
Wanna wake up every morning
to your sweet face–always
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Do u know the relationship between ur 2 eyes? They blink together, move together, cry together, see things together and sleep together … even though they never c each other ….
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Some times….When I’m all alone.
I close my eyes and think of you…
and the thought of your love worms
me inside and make me smile.
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I have liked many but loved very few.
Yet no-one has been as sweet as U.
I would stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
Just for the pleasure of a moment with U.
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Sharp is Ur memory,
Sweet is Ur name,
Deep in my heart,
U will always remain,
Earth want water,
Flower wants dew,
I want nothing but a smile from U.

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Only the open heart receives LOVE
Only the open mind receives WISDOM
Only the open hand receives GIFTS
and…
Only the CUTE 1′s receive MESSAGES From ME!
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A life filled with love must have some thorns, but a life empty of love will never have roses.
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Love always has its “errors.” Sometimes, we try to “refresh”, then realize that it’s best to “shutdown.” But the hardest part is to “restart” your life and “reformat” your heart!
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What is the difference between love and a pack of cigarettes? Both of them can make you sick but at least, the cigarettes come with a warning.
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You may have someone in your heart and in your mind, you may have someone in your dreams and someone in your life but I am your someone when you have no one.
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If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.
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Where words fail, action speaks. Where action fails, eyes speak. Where eyes fail, tears speak. And where everything fails, LOVE SPEAKS!
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U r the reason I wake up in the morning, u r the reason I find a way to smile, u r the person who can change everything around when it’s going bad. Luv U
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Love is what I see in ur smile. Luv is what I feel in every touch u give. Luv is what I hear in every word u say. Luv is what we share everyday. Luv U!

Some Broken Heart, May Never Mend,

Some Memories May Never End,

Some Wet Tears May Never Dry,

But My Love For You Will Never Die…

If The Moon Never Come Out

And

The Stars Did Not Shine

It Would Be One Lonely World …

Just As Would The Heart & Soul Without Love … (:

Open with Love…
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I…
Love…
Disturbing you…

O my dear Valentine
Whats life ?
Life is love.
Whats love ?
Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you
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I don’t understand why Cupid
was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day.
When I think about romance,
the last thing on my mind is a short,
chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
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No poems no fancy words
I just want the world to know
that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart.
Happy Valentines Day.
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C.L.I.C.K. means :
C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.

\”"\ /”‘/
\ \_/ALENTINE
\___/
Is A”LOVELY” Day
For All “LOVERS”
And I Think It’s Also U!
Because U r My BEST CHAND..”
“HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY.”
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Luvable number
“1.4.3″
Luvable symbol
“RoSe”
Luvable place
“TaJmAhÄl”
Luvable day
“14 feb”
Luvable organ
“HeÅrT”
Luvable person
“yØu”….
Happy Valentine day.
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*DilMeRhne*
“*. Walo .*”
“*.*” Aap Ko
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* DiL *
“*. Se .*”
“*.*”valentine day mubarak ho.
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Tere intzaar mein ye khamoshi bhi chubhe,
zindagi mein ab suna lge,
koi ni hai ab pass mere,
ab maut bhi adhoora lge……
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Ankho se moti bikhrenge ruk na payenge,
Teri yaadon ke sahare hum tujh tak aa jayenge.
Umar gujar bhee gayi to kya
Dhadkan ke bina bhee tujh se ulfat nibhayenge..
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Chund Lamho Ki Hay Zindage,,,
Nafraton Se Jiya Nahi Kartey…
Lagta Hay Dushmano Se Karni Parey Gi Guzarish,,,
Kiun K Dost To Ab Yaad Kiya Nahi Kartay…
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KIs Ne Kaha Tujhey K ANjan Ban K Aaya Kar.
Mery Dil K Ainay Mein MEhman Ban K Aaya kar,
Pagli Aik Tujhe He Tu Bakhshi Hai Dil Ki Hakumat,
Ye Teri Saltanat Hai SULTAN Ban K Aaya Kar.
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Pyar chupta nai aankhein chupanese,
dil rukta nai kisike samjhanese,
ruk jati hai dhadkan use bhul jane se,
hum use yad karte hai jine ke bahanese…

Aaj socha ki jawab kya bheju,
Aap jaise logo ko khitab kya bheju,
Koi phool ho to mujhe maloom nahi,
Jo khud gulab ho usey gulab kya bheju
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Sometimes Its A Form
Of LOVE
Just To Talk To Somebody
That
You Have Nothing In
Common With
And
Still Be Fascinating By
Their Presence …
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Wo is andaz ki mujh se mohabbat chata hai
k mere her khawb per apni hukumt chahta hai
Wo kehta hai k me us ki zarorat bun chuka hoon
Tou goya wo mujhy hasb-e-zarurt chahta hai..
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Yaadon ki dunya ho
Mohabbat ka mehal ho
Dil ka darwaza ho
Khuloos ki dastak ho
Tou 1 piyara sa rishta banta hai..
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Something expected is called an incident..
Something unexpected is an accident..
Ur an accident in my life,
which is d ever best incident in my life..
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Dheeray dheeeray apna bana gaya koi…

Pyar ke suhaney sapne dikha gaya koi..

Ae ALLAH!

Yeh pyar hi hai,

Ya…

“Faraz” ko phir se Chuna laga gaya koi..!