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Da Perfect Gift

What gift should i give you on your special day?
Coz i want to express this feeling words could never say!

I’m afraid to give you a kiss under the morning mists
for i’m having a view.. that you’ll get unconcious when i do!

I’m afraid to give you a hug in the arms of the evening fog
for there’s a possible reason i know that you might not let me go!

Maybe i’ll just hold your hand till the music ends from a song of a band
But i fear from what i see.. that you might not stop thinking of me!

I think what i’m writing now is getting a little out of hand
for the real meaning i want to say is buried deep in the sand

But what i’m most afraid to do
is to write this.. for i might be falling in love with you..

But seriously, i think.. i do!

I Love you

Since the beginning of time
Since it started to rain
Since I heard you laugh
Sine I felt your pain
I was too young, you were much younger
We were afraid of each other’s hunger..

I have always loved you
There’s never been anyone else
I knew you before I knew myself
Oh my Love, I have always loved you…

Since we kissed the first time
Since we slept on the beach
You were too close for comfort
You were too far out of reach
You walked away, I should have held you
Would you have stayed for me to tell you?

I have always loved you
There’s never been anyone else
I knew you before I knew myself
oh my Love, I have always loved you
Years go by in a matter of days
And though we go separate ways
I never stop dreaming of you
I have always loved you…

And when you call it makes me cry
We never made time for you and I
If I could live it all again
I’d never let it end, I’d still be with you
Oh God, I miss you…

I have always loved you
There’s never been anyone else
I knew you before I knew myself
Oh my God, I have always loved youYears go by in a matter of days
And though we go separate ways
I never stop dreaming of you
I have always loved you…

If tomorrow is judgement day,
And I’m standing on the front line
And the Lord asks me what I did with my life
I will say I spent it with you,.
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If I wake up in world war three
I see destruction and poverty..
And I feel like I wanna go home
It’s okay if you’re coming with me,.
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Your love is my love and my love is your love
it would take an eternity to break us up
The chains of Amistad couldn’t hold us .
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If I lose my fame and fortune
(It really don’t matter)
And my home is on the streets
On the streets, oh Lord)
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And I’m sleeping in grand central station
It’s okay if you’re sleeping with me ..
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As the years, they pass us by
(The years, the years, the years)
We stay young through each other’s eyes..
And no matter how old we get, oh
It’s okay as long as I got you, baby
It’s okay as long as I got you, baby
If I should die this very day
Don’t cry cuz on earth
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We wasn’t meant to stay
And no matter what the people say
I’ll be waiting for you
After the judgement day
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Sorry guys……..i know nothing funny in this post…….but lovers should be happy…

You’re my Honeybunch, Sugarplum
Pumpy-umpy-umpkin, You’re my Sweetie Pie
You’re my Cuppycake, Gumdrop
Snoogums-Boogums, You’re the Apple of my Eye
And I love you so and I want you to know
That I’ll always be right here
And I love to sing sweet songs to you
Because you are so dear

From the first time i saw u
i knew it was love,
nwhen we got together,
t’was like a hand inside a glove

You taught me many things
you held me very tight,
when i needed u 2 hold me
each and every night

but nothing as great as this
ever lasts that long for me,
and our perfect relationship,
just wasnt meant to be

but im gonna do my best
to try and win ur love
and get back what we had
like a hand inside a glove…

With you
Each and everyday is a bonus -
Whether it be for one moment,
One day or a million moments.
Being with you makes me
Feel new and bright.
Being able to be just us.
With you we both create
A wealth of warmth
Rising from our hearts.
A happy atmosphere of love.
Each and everyday is a bonus.
I feel lucky and alive.
You fill me with youth
And masses and masses of
Tender loving care.
I treasure every moment with you.
Thank you for coming into my life.

Perking up to sunshine
Feeling special light
These the things I offer
That fills the heart’s delight

Worries at the threshold
They’ll keep a few days more
Today you are here for happiness
There’s so much at this door

Colors of a rainbow
With flowers that will bow
Just because you walked this way
They’re perky and so proud

Looking up to heaven
Heaving a great sigh
Happy that you’ve passed them
Here’s the reason why

You touch them with a beauty
Their velvet soft with mist
Delightfully enchanted
Their petals have been kissed.

Manoj Rai
Mobile No. : 9810643040 (24 X 7)

I was fine before you
walked into my life
I hate your hair, your clothes and your style
I hate your humor, your voice and your smile
I hate everything that belongs to you Because they just remind me of you
I hate you when you don’t even care to talk at me
I hate you when you ignore the stupid me
I hate to see you because the more I see you, the more I think of you
I hate you when I wake up in the morning Because you are the first thing on my mind
I hate you when I go to bed at night Because you are always in my dreams
I hate you when I’m feeling lonely
I hate you when you’re feeling sad Because you never share with me
I hate you when I try to get close to you Because you never understand me
I hate you because no matter how hard I try I cannot get you out of my mind
I hate you because the truth is that I can’t hate you any more
I hate you because I never hate you at all

I hate you because you don’t know how much I love you

With each day that passes
I find myself investing more and more
Into this relationship;
Faith, hope, trust,
and even my dreams….

If there were a reason to keep living,
I’ve found ten thousand in you….
This is what you’ve done to me,
And continue to do….

Because of this and more,
You’re Someone Special In My Life

I DON’T NEED

I Don’t Need To See You
To Love You
I Only Need To Know You’re There

I Don’t Need To Feel You
To Have You Touch My Heart
I Only Need To Know You Care
I Don’t Need To Look Into Your Eyes
To Believe That This Is Real
I Only Need To Understand
What You Think And Feel
Love, It Is A Feeling
That Can’t Be Seen
And Though,
I Would Love To Have You Here To Hold
Just By Having You In My Life
I Have Everything
I Love You

I Love You More
than the stars are bright,
the sun is hot,
or the moon is high….

I Love You More
than the mountain peaks,
the snow is white,
or the valley is deep…

I Love You More
than the ocean is blue,
the waves lap the shores,
or the beach is long…

I Love You More
than the grass is green,
the trees are tall,
or the sky is blue…

I Love You More
than all of natures beauty…
Because my love surpasses
all time and place…

And because of this…
I Love You More

A hand to hold through old age.
A person to laugh with even though
The joke wasn’t that funny

A smile shared during everyday life
Because you are there with me

The beauty ‘re our love show
Every time you walk in the room.
A warm feeling in my heart

Because you show me that you care
Because you touched me
A trance like state

You make me feel so calm
A calm moment from the storm
of life.

Because it ‘s your voice i hear
Graced my ears with” I Love you.

What a wonderful an lovely feeling
To Love an be loved

You’re my reason to get up
Each morning
And a dream each night

These are but some of the feeling i have for you
And for that I’am happy you are in my life.

Nothing in this world can explain how I feel
I can’t believe the love I have for you is oh so real
You are my pride and joy and I adore you so much
It’s not just your personality it’s also your gentle touch
Everything about you is just so wonderful
the time we spend together is just unbelievable
You are a part of me, and without you I’m no good
I will do any and everything to stay with you just like I know you would
The love of my life that I adore
Each day I see you I Love you More & More

For Someone Special
I love the way you make me feel
On a long lonely day
I love the way you talk to me
And don’t want to hurry away

I love the understanding you show
When I need a true friend
I love the humor you display
And the kindness without end

I love the fact that you’re so honest
You share love with an inner glow
I love the excitement you bring
When my boredom is starting to show

You are very interesting
So intelligent and so sweet
You’re exciting and fun

You have brightened my life
Given my face an extra glow
I feel happiness in my heart
And I wanted you to know

Whatever road you travel
Wherever the journey may lead
Remember you are speical to me
The only friend I will ever need.

remember the days when we laughed together,
remember the days when when we shared sorrow and joy altogether;
remember when we used to play,
remember when after meeting you I became gay;
remember your wonderful smile when you first looked at me,
remember when from my banter you used to flee;
remember your funny ways, how it made me laugh,
remember our fights when they used to get rough;
remember how you used to stretch your hand in strife,
wonder where you have been lost in the meanderings of life!

Because you’re Beautiful

This poem’s addressed

To you

Because you’re beautiful

No matter what

You do

Because you’re beautiful

The sun rises

Every day

Because you’re beautiful

The mist shrouds a

Dreamy day

Because you’re beautiful

A blossom blooms and holds

Its scent

Because you’re beautiful

Songs sung in your heart

Are meant

Because you’re beautiful

Reflections shine

And glint

Because you’re beautiful

Poems are written

Heaven sent

Because you are beautiful

This is all that this

Poem’s said

Just in case you may have

Any doubt

This poem’s heaven sent

To tell you

You are beautiful

And that is what this poem

Is about