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You’re my Honeybunch, Sugarplum
Pumpy-umpy-umpkin, You’re my Sweetie Pie
You’re my Cuppycake, Gumdrop
Snoogums-Boogums, You’re the Apple of my Eye
And I love you so and I want you to know
That I’ll always be right here
And I love to sing sweet songs to you
Because you are so dear

From the first time i saw u
i knew it was love,
nwhen we got together,
t’was like a hand inside a glove

You taught me many things
you held me very tight,
when i needed u 2 hold me
each and every night

but nothing as great as this
ever lasts that long for me,
and our perfect relationship,
just wasnt meant to be

but im gonna do my best
to try and win ur love
and get back what we had
like a hand inside a glove…

With you
Each and everyday is a bonus -
Whether it be for one moment,
One day or a million moments.
Being with you makes me
Feel new and bright.
Being able to be just us.
With you we both create
A wealth of warmth
Rising from our hearts.
A happy atmosphere of love.
Each and everyday is a bonus.
I feel lucky and alive.
You fill me with youth
And masses and masses of
Tender loving care.
I treasure every moment with you.
Thank you for coming into my life.

Perking up to sunshine
Feeling special light
These the things I offer
That fills the heart’s delight

Worries at the threshold
They’ll keep a few days more
Today you are here for happiness
There’s so much at this door

Colors of a rainbow
With flowers that will bow
Just because you walked this way
They’re perky and so proud

Looking up to heaven
Heaving a great sigh
Happy that you’ve passed them
Here’s the reason why

You touch them with a beauty
Their velvet soft with mist
Delightfully enchanted
Their petals have been kissed.

Manoj Rai
Mobile No. : 9810643040 (24 X 7)

I was fine before you
walked into my life
I hate your hair, your clothes and your style
I hate your humor, your voice and your smile
I hate everything that belongs to you Because they just remind me of you
I hate you when you don’t even care to talk at me
I hate you when you ignore the stupid me
I hate to see you because the more I see you, the more I think of you
I hate you when I wake up in the morning Because you are the first thing on my mind
I hate you when I go to bed at night Because you are always in my dreams
I hate you when I’m feeling lonely
I hate you when you’re feeling sad Because you never share with me
I hate you when I try to get close to you Because you never understand me
I hate you because no matter how hard I try I cannot get you out of my mind
I hate you because the truth is that I can’t hate you any more
I hate you because I never hate you at all

I hate you because you don’t know how much I love you

With each day that passes
I find myself investing more and more
Into this relationship;
Faith, hope, trust,
and even my dreams….

If there were a reason to keep living,
I’ve found ten thousand in you….
This is what you’ve done to me,
And continue to do….

Because of this and more,
You’re Someone Special In My Life

I DON’T NEED

I Don’t Need To See You
To Love You
I Only Need To Know You’re There

I Don’t Need To Feel You
To Have You Touch My Heart
I Only Need To Know You Care
I Don’t Need To Look Into Your Eyes
To Believe That This Is Real
I Only Need To Understand
What You Think And Feel
Love, It Is A Feeling
That Can’t Be Seen
And Though,
I Would Love To Have You Here To Hold
Just By Having You In My Life
I Have Everything
I Love You

I Love You More
than the stars are bright,
the sun is hot,
or the moon is high….

I Love You More
than the mountain peaks,
the snow is white,
or the valley is deep…

I Love You More
than the ocean is blue,
the waves lap the shores,
or the beach is long…

I Love You More
than the grass is green,
the trees are tall,
or the sky is blue…

I Love You More
than all of natures beauty…
Because my love surpasses
all time and place…

And because of this…
I Love You More

A hand to hold through old age.
A person to laugh with even though
The joke wasn’t that funny

A smile shared during everyday life
Because you are there with me

The beauty ‘re our love show
Every time you walk in the room.
A warm feeling in my heart

Because you show me that you care
Because you touched me
A trance like state

You make me feel so calm
A calm moment from the storm
of life.

Because it ’s your voice i hear
Graced my ears with” I Love you.

What a wonderful an lovely feeling
To Love an be loved

You’re my reason to get up
Each morning
And a dream each night

These are but some of the feeling i have for you
And for that I’am happy you are in my life.

Nothing in this world can explain how I feel
I can’t believe the love I have for you is oh so real
You are my pride and joy and I adore you so much
It’s not just your personality it’s also your gentle touch
Everything about you is just so wonderful
the time we spend together is just unbelievable
You are a part of me, and without you I’m no good
I will do any and everything to stay with you just like I know you would
The love of my life that I adore
Each day I see you I Love you More & More

For Someone Special
I love the way you make me feel
On a long lonely day
I love the way you talk to me
And don’t want to hurry away

I love the understanding you show
When I need a true friend
I love the humor you display
And the kindness without end

I love the fact that you’re so honest
You share love with an inner glow
I love the excitement you bring
When my boredom is starting to show

You are very interesting
So intelligent and so sweet
You’re exciting and fun

You have brightened my life
Given my face an extra glow
I feel happiness in my heart
And I wanted you to know

Whatever road you travel
Wherever the journey may lead
Remember you are speical to me
The only friend I will ever need.

remember the days when we laughed together,
remember the days when when we shared sorrow and joy altogether;
remember when we used to play,
remember when after meeting you I became gay;
remember your wonderful smile when you first looked at me,
remember when from my banter you used to flee;
remember your funny ways, how it made me laugh,
remember our fights when they used to get rough;
remember how you used to stretch your hand in strife,
wonder where you have been lost in the meanderings of life!

Because you’re Beautiful

This poem’s addressed

To you

Because you’re beautiful

No matter what

You do

Because you’re beautiful

The sun rises

Every day

Because you’re beautiful

The mist shrouds a

Dreamy day

Because you’re beautiful

A blossom blooms and holds

Its scent

Because you’re beautiful

Songs sung in your heart

Are meant

Because you’re beautiful

Reflections shine

And glint

Because you’re beautiful

Poems are written

Heaven sent

Because you are beautiful

This is all that this

Poem’s said

Just in case you may have

Any doubt

This poem’s heaven sent

To tell you

You are beautiful

And that is what this poem

Is about

Life, its all about touching-
Bringing sunshine to others
Who dwell in gloom,
Giving a word of encouragement
To the faint hearted.
Gentle squeezes of a hug
To lift the spirit,
Wiping tears
From those that are crushed.
A kind word to an elder
To show they are loved,
Blessing the birth
Of a newborn child.
Holding of the hands
Sharing the warmth,
Giving our hearts
To commitments in life.
Sharing that special love
With someone so close,
It only takes a second
To touch a longing heart
Only to make a difference.

The first time I felt your lips
I thought it was merely a dream
I opened my eyes and to my surprise
The most handsome eyes I’ve ever seen.

I don’t know why you love me
But because of that I know dreams come true
All I want is love and devotion
Honesty and faithfulness from you.

Since that very first day we kissed
I just couldn’t let it go
I’d found a love to last forever
And so much to experience and know.

I couldn’t believe what I was staring at
You stole my heart away
I love you with all my heart
More and more each day.

Whenever things get really rough
And there’s times I begin to miss
I just close my eyes and begin to dream
And remember our first kiss.

I can’t remember any kisses before you
But it doesn’t matter now
I still can’t believe it
The feelings in that kiss I had found.

It all just came in one day
Two people who were perfect together
And I found it all in one precious touch
In that priceless kiss of forever.

You are like a present
on a special day.
You are like sunshine
when the clouds are gray.

When I need you -
you are always there.
We talk about life and
you always seem to care.

Your laughter is such
music to my ears.
When I’m sad you
help me dry my tears.

We are so much alike.
We sing the same songs.
Our bond of friendship
continues to grow strong.

You came into my life
when I needed a friend.
I pray we’ll be together
until the very end.

We are open with each other
We feel a need to share.
I just want to let you know
just how much I care.