Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

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Actually it is not an video but wall paper we click on it with out noticing ………

Boy:Suit Bada Acha Pahna Hai.
Girl:Thanx
Boy:Lipstik Bahut Achi Lagai Hai
Girl:Thanx
Boy:Make Up Bhi Bahut Acha Hai.
Girl:Thanx
Boy:Phir Bhi Achi Nahi Lag Rahi Ho

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya ,
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya,
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya.

PLEASE SEND ME YOUR BLOOD GRUP IT’S URGENT.
EK ACCIDENT HO GAYA HAI TUMHARA HI BLOOD CHAHIYE.
PLEASE MANA MAT KARNA. WARNA KUTTA MAR JAYEGA…||

To Prove..,”You Are Not An IDIOT”..
Take the test below :
Press Down
Press Up
Look…!! , You cudnt even follow the Instructions. !!
U IDIOT.!
Really You Proved It.

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.
They wanted to trouble good people…
I suggested ur name.
They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss…

Article 377 (a penal law which crimanalises homosexuality) may be repealed by the
Home/Health Ministry.
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Here’s Wishing You
All the Very Best.

I
I l
I lo
I lov
I love
I love you…
I love you the most.
I love you the best.

I love you a lot..

Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said ” People should LOVE animals.”

However high the
sky may be.
However wide the
river may be.
However strong the
wind may be.
Just remember,

It’s None of
Your Business.!

“Happy New Year”.
I know its Too Early,
but I’ve 100s of
Handsome GUYS and
GIRLS to Wish, so,
I decided to finish off
Uncles and Aunties First.!

I had a dream last night
Only you and me..
We were running in a garden, Me in the Front
and You, running
After me.. and with
the background music
of Vodafone..!

if people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,(
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai…..

Last Night Devil Come In My Dream & Said That He Wanted to Disturb Good People
I Gave Him Ur Number, but He Said to me – I Can’t Disturb My Boss.

Neengall sirikkum ovvoru vinaadiyum ungallai vittu maranam vilagi selgiradhu.
Aanaal,
Mattravargalluku maranam nerungugiradhu.

So
Brush pannittu Siringa..

ABCDEFGHIJ
A=U r “Attractive.
B=U r “Brilliant.
C=U r “Cute.
D=U r “Dear to me.
E=U r “Excellent.
F=U r “Funny.
G=U r “Great.

H, I, J
Hello, I’m, Joking.

Light can replace Sun,Parents can replace God,Daughter can replace Son
But Nothing in the World
can replace You

Coz

“LOCAL ITEM”
No Guarantee
No Replacement

Decent..Obedient.. Neat..  Kind   Excellent    Young

That’s Me.!
Not You.
O.K..
Don’t feel sad..
You are also there.
Read 1st letter of each line..

A Few BRAIN TEASERS :
Try to interpret the
stuff given below and
check with the answers :

1.  man————   board

Ans = Man overboard

2.   Stand————       I

Ans = I understand

3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/

Ans = Reading between
the lines

4.    r    road      a      d

Ans = Cross road

5.  T    o    w    n

Ans = Downtown

6. He’s /  himself

Ans- He’s by himself

7. ecnalg

Ans- Backward glance

8. THINK

Ans- Think Big.!!!

9. ababaaaabbbbbaabbaaaaaabaaa…….

Ans-
Long Time No ‘C’ (See).