Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

1.Wake Up !!
Decide to have a good day.

2.Dress Up !!
The best way to dress up is to put on a smile.
A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

3.Shut Up!!
Say nice things and learn to listen. With two ears and one mouth..
it’s meant for us to do twice as much listening as talking.
“He who guards his lips guards his soul.”

4.Stand Up!!
for what you believe in. Stand for something or you will fall for anything.
“Let us not be weary in doing good; for at the proper time,
we will reap a harvest if we do not give up.
Therefore, as we have opportunity, let us do good…”

5.Look Up !!
Keep yourself centered. Remember, you are important.
“I can do everything through ALLAH who strengthens me”.

6.Reach Up !!
for something higher. Trust with all your heart,
and lean not unto your own understanding.

7.Lift Up !!
your Prayers. “Do not worry about anything;
instead PRAY ABOUT EVERYTHING.”

When things go wrong as they sometimes will;
When the road you’re trudging seems all uphill;
When the funds are low, and the debts are high
And you want to smile, but have to sigh;
When care is pressing you down a bit-
Rest if you must, but do not quit.
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Success is failure turned inside out;
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt;
And you can never tell how close you are
It may be near when it seems so far;
So stick to the fight when you’re hardest hit-
It’s when things go wrong that you must not quit.
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“Don’t Quit,”

Kriya Baba

Dreams are a big part of our Lives
and You must do whatever it takes
to make them a Reality;
by the plans you make,
the course you take,
and the things you do.

Don’t dwell on past mistakes.
Leave yesterday behind,
along with all it’s problems,
worries and doubts.

Realize you can’t change the past,
but you can start a new tomorrow.
Don’t try to do everything at once;
take one step at a time,

Don’t ever be afraid to try the Impossible
no matter what others may think.
Remember you are Unique
in your own special way.

Don’t ever stop Dreaming!
Don’t ever stop wanting what’s right for you!
HAVE A NICE DAY

One day a group of boys
Decided to have a race
They chose to climb a great big tree
And set off at a pace

The rest of their friends gathered
To see the boys at play
They talked about it to themselves
“Will they make it?” “No way!”

They called up to the children
“You’ll never make it up that tree”
But the boys just kept on climbing
And said “just watch and you will see”

But the others, how they shouted
And thought the boys tried to ignore
They began to drop out one by one
Another, another and then more

But one boy kept on climbing
And made it to the top of the tree
He never lost faith but believed in himself
And said “this won’t defeat me”

The others were quite amazed
At the squirrel at the top of the tree
“How on earth did he do it?” they said
“Well”, said one, “he’s completely deaf, you see”

So the motto of this poem is
You can reach the top of the tree
Just don’t listen to what others say
Just believe in yourself and you’ll see………

Always remember to forget
the things that made you sad,
But never forget to remember
the things that made you glad

Always remember to forget
the friends that proved untrue,
But never forget to remember
those that have stuck by you

Always remember to forget
the troubles that passed away
But never forget to remember
the blessings that come each day.

Manoj Rai

When you take something for granted,
you can quickly forget That it’s even there.
If you take it for granted long Enough,
it may in fact be gone the next time
you look for It.

Why is gratitude so very powerful?
Because it keeps you Connected to all
the good things in your life.

Don’t let the immense value that’s already
yours wander away Because of neglect.
Take time to remember, take time to
Celebrate and be grateful, and
take time to say thank you.

Instead of continually wishing for more,
take a loving and Thankful look at all
that you already have.
By sincerely Appreciating what’s
already yours, you can build upon it to
Reach any dream you could possibly imagine.

Make it a habit to reflect each day on
how truly fortunate You are.
It is your awareness that enables your
richest Blessings to continue unfolding
and expanding throughout Your world.

See the beauty that’s already there,
and the value that’s Already yours.
It is more than enough to propel you
Positively and meaningfully forward.
~Ralph Marston~

Destiny is not a matter of chance,It’s a matter of choice; It’s not a thing to be waited for,It’s a thing to be achieved. ~William Jennings Bryan

When you know what you want, and you want it badly enough, you’ll find a way to get it. ~Jim Rohn

In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. ~ Albert Einstein

The only limits are, as always, those of vision. ~James Broughton

Someone once asked me why do you always insist on taking the hard road? And I replied why do you assume I see two roads?

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. ~ Henry David Thoreau

Argue for your limitations and sure enough they are yours.~ Richard Bach

Adversity cause some men to break; others to break records.

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. ~ William Feather

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. ~ Charles Schwab

Challenges are what make life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful. ~ Joshua J. Marine

The thing always happens that you really believe in; and the belief in a thing makes it happen. ~ Frank Lloyd Wright

I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. ~ Thomas Jefferson

He is the most unfortunate who’s today is not better than yesterday. ~Muhammad (PBUH)

Success can never be controlled, but performance always can. ~John F. Murray

If you are not big enough to lose, you are not big enough to win. ~Walter Reuther

Never stand begging for what you have the power to earn.

There are two ways of meeting difficulties: you alter the difficulties, or you alter yourself to meet them. ~Phyllis Bottome

Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.

You always pass failure on the way to success. ~Mickey Rooney

Whenever I hear, ‘It can’t be done,’ I know I’m close to success ~ Michael Flatley

Without a sense of urgency, desire loses its value. ~ Jim Rohn

God gives every bird it’s food, but does not always drop it into the nest.

Kites rise highest against the wind not with it ~ Sir Winston Churchill

To make yourself exceptional is the biggest achievement of your life.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. ~ Eleanor Roosevelt

Feeling Tense???
THINK OF ME . . .
Feeling Sad???
CALL ME . . .
Feeling Lonely ???
SEE ME . . .
Feeling Sleepy ? ??
DREAM OF ME . . .
My Name is
SELF CONFIDENCE
NEVER LOOSE ME . .

Every problem in a life
Carries a Gift inside it.
So Whenever You
Loose Something
Don’t get upset
Bcoz Something
May wait for you
More than you lost …

Do not give up when you
Still have something to give.
Nothing is really over until the
Moment you stop trying.
It is a fragile thread that
Binds us to each other.

Take time to
Go back in Life for
just a min. :

When dad was the only hero.

When love was mom’s hug.

When dad’s shoulder was the highest place on earth.

When your worst enemies were your siblings.

When the only thing
that could hurt were wounded knees.

When the only things broken were toys.

and..

When goodbyes meant
only till tomorrow.
.
Now..

We realise
Life has Changed so much.!
Even then
Life has to go on
and on and on. .

The Biggest Suspense Of Life is:
We Know 4 Whom We Are Praying But
We Never Knw D Person Who Is Praying 4 Us
May Happiness be yours 4ever.

Beauty Doesn’t Make Love But Luv Makes Beauty
Break Everything ButNever Break The Heart
Heart Is The Music Play It But Never Play With It..

D mind of True frnz r like d lines of a Railway track,
they never meet they never cross.
Bt they always go a long way 2GETHER.

To Have good relations with all,
We should keep our nature like a Theatre Screen.
It accepts All Characters but remains Peacefully White

When u face choices,just toss a coin,
not becoz it settles d question bt while d coin is in d air,
u”ll know what ur heart is hoping for.

Relationship is -when som1 hurts u, u don hurt back,
Wen som1 shouts at u, u don shout back,
But when som1 needs u ,you always come back..

Life somtimes bcomes so’Selfish’ that it wants everything.. .
Butwhile trying for everything,
we miss something thats worth”Everything” .

Life is like a Rubix Cube,There r Countless No. Of Wrong
TWISTS & TURNS,
But
When U Get it RIGHT,
It Looks PERFECT Whatever Way U Look 8 it.

Gud Frnds r hard 2choose Dey r even harder 2 Lose Wen u face any problem, dont say “Frnd,
i hv a prblem”, say,
“Hey Problem,i have a FRND”

For evry1 there is a certain some1 who makes the grey sky appear blue,I’m glad to say that mine ONE is YOU, My Sweet Heart..

“the key to realizing a dream is to focus not on success but significance -
and then even the small steps and little victories along your path will
take on greater meaning.”

Greatness lies not in being strong, but in the right use of strength.

1. Wake Up!!

Decide to have a good day.

2. Dress Up!!

The best way to dress up is to put on a smile.

A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

3. Shut Up!!

Say nice things and learn to listen.

With two ears and one mouth..

it’s meant for us to do twice as much listening as talking.

“He who guards his lips guards his soul.”

4. Stand Up!!

. . . for what you believe in.
Stand for something or you will fall for anything.

5. Look Up !!

. . . Keep yourself centered. Remember, you are important.

6. Reach Up !!

. . . for something higher.

Trust with all your heart, and lean not unto your own understanding.

7. Lift Up !!

. . . your Prayers.

“Do not worry about anything; instead PRAY ABOUT EVERYTHING.”

A POSITIVE THOUGHT

When you worry and hurry through your day, it is like an unopened gift…Thrown away…Life is not a race. Take it slower. Hear the music before the song is over.

“Life may not be the party we hoped for…
but while we are here we might as well dance!”

Invite people here that you care about.
I thought this was mighty special, just like you.

HAVE A NICE DAY!

When one beautiful moment ends, another begins. Do not hold
So tightly that you miss the beauty altogether.

With a thankful heart, enjoy the goodness that comes your
Way in things great and small. The way to make sure you
Never lose it is to simply let it be.

In good time the joys of life come, one after another. Be
Open and accepting of what is now here, and you’ll connect
With the abundance that is all around you.

Each moment is a blessing. Treasure its unique gifts and do
Not rush to the next one, or worry that the last one was
Insufficient.

Relish the beauty that is now, and know that there will be
More. Fully live and appreciate what you have right here and
Now.

In this beautiful moment is great and profound treasure. Let
It be, and it is always yours.