Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

You are Strong…
When you take your grief
and teach it to smile.

You are Brave…
When you over come your fears
and help others to do the same.

You are Happy…
When you see a flower and
are thankful for the blessing.

You are Loving….
When your own pain does not
blind you to the pain of others.

You are Wise….
When you know the limits
of your wisdom.

You are True….
When you admit there are
times you fool yourself.

You are Alive….
When tomorrow’s hope means
more to you then yesterdays mistakes.

You are Growing…
When you know what you are
but not what you will become.

You are Free…
When you are in control of yourself
and do not wish to control others.

You are Honorable…
When you find your honor is to find honer others.

You are Generous…
When you can take as
sweetly as you can give.

You are Humble….
When you do not know how humble you are.

You are Thoughtful.. .
When you see me as just as i am and treat me just as you are.

You are Merciful..
When you forgive in others the faults you condemn in yourself.

You are Beautiful…
When you do not need a mirror to tell you.

You are Rich…
When you never need more then whet you have.

You are YOU…
When you are at peace with who you are not.

Let your heart guide you.
It whispers, so listen carefully.
The Land Before Time Love lights its own path.
It never gets lost on its way home.
Don’t try to reason with your heart or feel with your mind
for just as the heart knows no logic, the mind can’t lead you to your soul.

“The Things You Do” Your smile, a gentle touch, a hug here and there. Little things that mean so much, to let me know you care. I don’t need expensive things, just a little time with you. No fur coats or diamond rings, Could compare to the things you do.

Someone Somewhere Dreams Of Your Smile…
And While Thinking Of You Thinks That Life Is Worthwhile..!
So Whenever You Are Lonely Remember Its True…
Somewhere Someone Is Thinking Of You..!!!

Always remember to forget
The things that made u sad.

But never forget to remember
The things that made u glad.

Always remember to forget
The friends that proved untrue.

But don?t forget to remember
Those that have stuck by u.

Always remember to forget
The troubles that have passed away.

But never forget to remember
The blessing that come each day.

If the road ahead is not so easy,
Our love will lead the way for us
Like a guiding star
I’ll be there for you if you should need me
You don’t have to change a thing…

What wil u do when u see a kid constructing a sand house in the
beach ?
When a butterfly sits on
ur finger ?
When ur mom/ spouse waits for u until u reach home
without having food ?
When an infant touches
ur face with its little
fingers?
When u see ur window covered with dew in a rainy season on a holiday ?
When ur FM Radio plays ur favourite song when u r down?
When u meet ur school teacher and he blesses u?
Words r not enuf to describe such feelings..

1.Wake Up !!
Decide to have a good day.

2.Dress Up !!
The best way to dress up is to put on a smile.
A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

3.Shut Up!!
Say nice things and learn to listen. With two ears and one mouth..
it’s meant for us to do twice as much listening as talking.
“He who guards his lips guards his soul.”

4.Stand Up!!
for what you believe in. Stand for something or you will fall for anything.
“Let us not be weary in doing good; for at the proper time,
we will reap a harvest if we do not give up.
Therefore, as we have opportunity, let us do good…”

5.Look Up !!
Keep yourself centered. Remember, you are important.
“I can do everything through ALLAH who strengthens me”.

6.Reach Up !!
for something higher. Trust with all your heart,
and lean not unto your own understanding.

7.Lift Up !!
your Prayers. “Do not worry about anything;
instead PRAY ABOUT EVERYTHING.”

When things go wrong as they sometimes will;
When the road you’re trudging seems all uphill;
When the funds are low, and the debts are high
And you want to smile, but have to sigh;
When care is pressing you down a bit-
Rest if you must, but do not quit.
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Success is failure turned inside out;
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt;
And you can never tell how close you are
It may be near when it seems so far;
So stick to the fight when you’re hardest hit-
It’s when things go wrong that you must not quit.
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“Don’t Quit,”

Kriya Baba

Dreams are a big part of our Lives
and You must do whatever it takes
to make them a Reality;
by the plans you make,
the course you take,
and the things you do.

Don’t dwell on past mistakes.
Leave yesterday behind,
along with all it’s problems,
worries and doubts.

Realize you can’t change the past,
but you can start a new tomorrow.
Don’t try to do everything at once;
take one step at a time,

Don’t ever be afraid to try the Impossible
no matter what others may think.
Remember you are Unique
in your own special way.

Don’t ever stop Dreaming!
Don’t ever stop wanting what’s right for you!
HAVE A NICE DAY

One day a group of boys
Decided to have a race
They chose to climb a great big tree
And set off at a pace

The rest of their friends gathered
To see the boys at play
They talked about it to themselves
“Will they make it?” “No way!”

They called up to the children
“You’ll never make it up that tree”
But the boys just kept on climbing
And said “just watch and you will see”

But the others, how they shouted
And thought the boys tried to ignore
They began to drop out one by one
Another, another and then more

But one boy kept on climbing
And made it to the top of the tree
He never lost faith but believed in himself
And said “this won’t defeat me”

The others were quite amazed
At the squirrel at the top of the tree
“How on earth did he do it?” they said
“Well”, said one, “he’s completely deaf, you see”

So the motto of this poem is
You can reach the top of the tree
Just don’t listen to what others say
Just believe in yourself and you’ll see………

Always remember to forget
the things that made you sad,
But never forget to remember
the things that made you glad

Always remember to forget
the friends that proved untrue,
But never forget to remember
those that have stuck by you

Always remember to forget
the troubles that passed away
But never forget to remember
the blessings that come each day.

Manoj Rai

When you take something for granted,
you can quickly forget That it’s even there.
If you take it for granted long Enough,
it may in fact be gone the next time
you look for It.

Why is gratitude so very powerful?
Because it keeps you Connected to all
the good things in your life.

Don’t let the immense value that’s already
yours wander away Because of neglect.
Take time to remember, take time to
Celebrate and be grateful, and
take time to say thank you.

Instead of continually wishing for more,
take a loving and Thankful look at all
that you already have.
By sincerely Appreciating what’s
already yours, you can build upon it to
Reach any dream you could possibly imagine.

Make it a habit to reflect each day on
how truly fortunate You are.
It is your awareness that enables your
richest Blessings to continue unfolding
and expanding throughout Your world.

See the beauty that’s already there,
and the value that’s Already yours.
It is more than enough to propel you
Positively and meaningfully forward.
~Ralph Marston~

Destiny is not a matter of chance,It’s a matter of choice; It’s not a thing to be waited for,It’s a thing to be achieved. ~William Jennings Bryan

When you know what you want, and you want it badly enough, you’ll find a way to get it. ~Jim Rohn

In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. ~ Albert Einstein

The only limits are, as always, those of vision. ~James Broughton

Someone once asked me why do you always insist on taking the hard road? And I replied why do you assume I see two roads?

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. ~ Henry David Thoreau

Argue for your limitations and sure enough they are yours.~ Richard Bach

Adversity cause some men to break; others to break records.

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. ~ William Feather

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. ~ Charles Schwab

Challenges are what make life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful. ~ Joshua J. Marine

The thing always happens that you really believe in; and the belief in a thing makes it happen. ~ Frank Lloyd Wright

I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. ~ Thomas Jefferson

He is the most unfortunate who’s today is not better than yesterday. ~Muhammad (PBUH)

Success can never be controlled, but performance always can. ~John F. Murray

If you are not big enough to lose, you are not big enough to win. ~Walter Reuther

Never stand begging for what you have the power to earn.

There are two ways of meeting difficulties: you alter the difficulties, or you alter yourself to meet them. ~Phyllis Bottome

Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.

You always pass failure on the way to success. ~Mickey Rooney

Whenever I hear, ‘It can’t be done,’ I know I’m close to success ~ Michael Flatley

Without a sense of urgency, desire loses its value. ~ Jim Rohn

God gives every bird it’s food, but does not always drop it into the nest.

Kites rise highest against the wind not with it ~ Sir Winston Churchill

To make yourself exceptional is the biggest achievement of your life.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. ~ Eleanor Roosevelt

Feeling Tense???
THINK OF ME . . .
Feeling Sad???
CALL ME . . .
Feeling Lonely ???
SEE ME . . .
Feeling Sleepy ? ??
DREAM OF ME . . .
My Name is
SELF CONFIDENCE
NEVER LOOSE ME . .

Every problem in a life
Carries a Gift inside it.
So Whenever You
Loose Something
Don’t get upset
Bcoz Something
May wait for you
More than you lost …