Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

Do u know y a car’s wind screen is so large?
And the rear view mirror so small?
Bcoz ur past is not as important as ur future
So look ahead and move on…

Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none.
- Benjamin Franklin

Challenges are what make life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.
- Joshua J. Marine

I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward.
- Thomas A. Edison

Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises.
- Demosthenes

Follow effective action with quiet reflection. From the quiet reflection will come even more effective action.
- Peter F. Drucker

It’s not hard to make decisions when you know what your values are.
- Roy Disney

The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing.
- Albert Einstein

Believe deep down in your heart that you’re destined to do great things.
- Joe Paterno

To succeed, you need to take that gut feeling in what you believe and act on it with all of your heart.
- Christy Borgeld

Change does not necessarily assure progress, but progress implacably requires change. Education is essential to change, for education creates both new wants and the ability to satisfy them.
- Henry Steele Commager

No matter how carefully you plan your goals they will never be more that pipe dreams unless you pursue them with gusto.
- W. Clement Stone

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint you can on it.
- Danny Kaye

Patience and perseverance have a magical effect before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish. A little knowledge that acts is worth infinitely more than much knowledge that is idle.
- John Quincy Adams

Hi Friends..
i know i am posting after a really long time.
Forgive me for that..

here are some quotes i came across..

“Giving up is the easiest thing in the word to do.
But holding together everything everything,
when everything seems to be falling
apart is the True Strength…”

You can make a difference in your world.
It is not how much you accomplish in life
that really counts, but how much you GIVE to others.

Whatever you LOVE, you are its master.
Whatever you HATE, you are its slave.

The BEAUTY of life does not depend on how happy you are
but on how happy others can be … because of you.

“When it come to glass half full or half empty
I see it as half empty coz that’s how i can fill it.”

The Tree which has the Sweetest fruits gets
the maximum number of Stones..

luv u not only for what u r,
but for what I am when I’m with u.
I luv u not only for what u have made of urself,
but for what u r making of me.
I luv u for the part of me that u bring out.

“”Nothing is permanent
in this world,
not even our troubles.. !”"

“”The most wasted
day in life, the day
in which, we
have not
laughed.”"

“”I like walking
in the rain,
becoz nobody
can see
my
tears.”"

You wake up in the morning, open your eyes and possibly think, “I need coffee or Tea”. Afterwards you proceed to get ready for your day, whatever your routine is the first thing in the morning, hustling and bustling trying to either get to work, or get up and get the kids ready for school, whatever your agenda entails for that day, somewhere in your subconscious mind, you have already seeded the thought for the day “today isa good day or a bad day”. At that moment, of that thought, your day begins…

But wait can you recognize someone? The only one, unlike you, is full of optimism, happiness and cheerfulness….YES; it’s our inner being determined always to have a GOOD DAY!!!!

I believe “Every day may not be good, but there’s something good in everyday” and with this intention, I am initiating the thread “Today is a good day” and want all my ILs friends to nurture this positive thought by sharing the smallest good thing that made them happy (even if it was for a while) for that day.

If Attitudes are contagious… as quoted by Dennis and Wendy Mannering, then I bet positive attitude of yours is worth catching up….

• We have become scanners for information, picking choosing from the media salad bar like finicky children.
• The ability to confront issues is really important to a successful carrier, may have been a success full carrier.
• You will only be remembered for two thing: the problems you solve or the problems you create
• Getting an idea is like falling in love: excitement is highest when you first meet.
• Sandwich every bit of criticism between two layers of praise.
• Admit your errors before anyone else exaggerates them.
• The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears
• Only a fool tests the depth of water with both legs.
• No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.
• Worry lives a long away from rational thought.

Don’t think you’re not important,
It simply isn’t true,
The fact that you were born,
Is proof, God has a plan for you.
The path may seem unclear right now,
But one day you will see,
That all that came before,
Was truly meant to be,
God wrote the book that is Life,
That’s all you need to know.
Each day that you are living,
Was written long ago.
God only writes best sellers,
So be proud of who you are,
Your character is important,
In this book, you are the ‘Star’…

You are not responsible
for what people think about you…..,
but, you are responsible
for what you give them to think about you…..!!

1.Wake Up !!
Decide to have a good day.

2.Dress Up !!
The best way to dress up is to put on a smile.
A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

3.Shut Up!!
Say nice things and learn to listen. With two ears and one mouth..
it’s meant for us to do twice as much listening as talking.
“He who guards his lips guards his soul.”

4.Stand Up!!
for what you believe in. Stand for something or you will fall for anything.
“Let us not be weary in doing good; for at the proper time,
we will reap a harvest if we do not give up.
Therefore, as we have opportunity, let us do good…”

5.Look Up !!
Keep yourself centered. Remember, you are important.
“I can do everything through ALLAH who strengthens me”.

6.Reach Up !!
for something higher. Trust with all your heart,
and lean not unto your own understanding.

7.Lift Up !!
your Prayers. “Do not worry about anything;
instead PRAY ABOUT EVERYTHING.”