Sun 24 Jul 2011
Khuda tujhe urooj aisa naseeb kare,
kay rashk tere naseeb per falak kare,
har more per frishtay hon sath tere,
har ghum per hifazat tairi khuda kare…
Hindi SMS
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Mon 25 Oct 2010
Munnabhai : Ye Circuit !! Sala apun ke desh ko kaun chala rahela hai ?
Circuit : Bhai….bole to apun ka desh to SMS chala rahela hai….
Munnabhai : Abe kya bak raha hai?
Circuit : Bhai …sahi bola apun NE…SMS bole to …Sardar Manmohan Singh !!
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Ghanta : Kal Raat ko party me Maine ek ladki ko RAPE se bachaya….
Viru : Wah bhai….par kaise??
Ghanta : Self Control yaar…Self Control !!!
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Teacher : What is MATHS?
Student : Mental Attack To Healthy Students!!
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Ghanta ki wife : Doctor NE muze na ek mahine ke liye aaraam karane ke liye kaha hai…aur kisi hill station pe jaane ke liye kaha hai….batao na darling hum kaha jayenge?
Ghanta : Kisi doosare doctor ke paas !!!
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Santa ka ek Buddha padosi accident me mar gaya…
Woh uske ghar gaya aur poocha “BODY AAGAYI KYA?”
Tabhi body lekar ambulance AA gayi…
Santa Bola “Ye Lo ! Uncle ki badi lambi umar hai !!”
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Circuit : Muzse shaadi karle
Mera bahut lambaa hai….
Girl : Kya?
Circuit : ANUBHAV…
Girl: Thik hai main tayyar hoon…
Mera bhi kaafi GEHRA hai….
Circuit : Kya?
Girl : AATMAVISHWAAS !!
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Sardarni : Pata hai …aaj 3 Dakoo aye aur meri izzat looti !
Sardar : Tumne unhe roka kyo nahi??
Sardarni: Maine bahot roka lekin woh kahne lage ….
Ab to hame jaane do …hum bahot thak gaye hai…. !!
Mon 18 Oct 2010
Dosti aur pyar nadi kinare ghumne gaye,
Pyar nadi me gir gaya kyon ki
Pyar andha hota hai.
Uske pichhe dosti bhi gir gayi,
Kyon ki dosti kisi ka sath nahi chhodti.
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Mein aapko ye to nahi kahta k,
Mein aapko msg karta hun to aap bhi mujhe msg karo.
Par mere pyare dosto tum jinda bhi ho,
Ye batane k liye to ek msg kar diya karo.
Mon 18 Oct 2010
Circit:- Bhai, bole to apun ko bhi HAPPY RAKSHABANDHAN bolne ka hai.
Munna:- Bol daal bol daal mamu bindas hoke bol daal.
Circit:- Mere pyaare-pyaare bhaiyon aur meri pyaari-pyaari saheliyon ko…….
Munna:- Are nahi circit. Bahan bol bahan.
Circit:- Mere pyaare-pyaare bhaiyon aur unki pyaari-pyaari bahnon ko mera pyaar bhara salaam. Wish You Haapy Rakshabandhan to you. Bindas bol dala bhai.
Sat 2 Oct 2010
Jungle Me Sher Aya Tha,
Hathi Aya Bandar Aya, Hiran Aya,
Phir Sherne Bandarse Puchha “Abe Apna Gadha Kahan Hai?”
To Bandar Bola Huzur Abi Wo SMS Padh Raha Hai…
Sun 26 Sep 2010
Kaate nahin katte din ye raat.
kehni thi tumse jo dilki baat.
lo aaj main kehta hoon..
I LOVE YOU.
Thu 5 Aug 2010
Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mat Samajna
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar…
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Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge
Teri har baat par aetbaar karenge
Tujhe SMS karne ko toh nahin kahenge
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezaar karenge..
Wed 28 Jul 2010
Answer the following in HAAN or NAHIN
1. ______ main insaan nahin hoon.
2. ______ main hi chor hoon.
3. ______ mera koi ilaz nahin hai.
4. ______ main hi idiot hoon
Let me see who is brave !!!
Mon 26 Jul 2010
1) Q : Wat is the height of mixed emotion ???Ans : Wen
ur mother -in- law falls from 7th floor on ur
mercedes…..
2) Boy: O Bewafa tune Shadi Q ki? Mera Dil jal k Raakh ho gaya…
Girl: Fikr na kar tumhari Raakh bekar na jayegi… Yahan bhej do Bartan dhone k kaam aayegi.
3) Nari ke chakkar me bhulo mat yari, Laat maaregi
naari to yaad ayegi yaari, Baat maano hamari ban jao
brahmchari, Ye jaankari janhit me jaari
4) What is d diff
btwn
daava n daru?
Dava
is lik ”grlfrnd”
dat comes
with expiry date
n
daru
is
like ”wife”
jitni purani hogi
utni sir pe chadti hai.
5) 1 Medical student ne apni classmate ko khun se
likha letter dekar kaha,”Muje iska ans jarur dena
Ladki Ne jawab diya,”Tumara blodgrup A+ Hai
6) Aey mere kadradan Dost meri jaan.Tum hamesha rahoge
hattekatte naujawan kyounki…Jab Khuda meherban to
GADHA bhi PAHALWAN.
7) Napolean:There’s no such word as impossible in my
dictionary…..
Sardarji : Oye!!!
Toh dictionary dekh ke kharidni
thi na!
Om namah shivaye
om sai ram
wahe guru
jai shri krishna…… … …………
dar mat kisi ko bhejna nahi hai…khud hi jap
le…”Papi”.
9) English teacher: “One cute & young girl is walking
on d road.”
Change this into an Exclamatory sentence.
Student: “Oh GOD, what a piece!!!
10) BANIA apne bacho se bola-Jo rat ko khana nahi
khayega,use 5 Rs dunga.
Bache 5-5 Rs le kar so gaye.Subah bola-Jo 5Rs dega use
hi khana milega. JAI BANIA.
Sun 11 Jul 2010
Kaise kahoon ke apna bana lo mujhe
Baahon mein apni sama lo mujhe
Bin tumhare ek pal bhi ab kat-ta nahi
Tum aa kar mujhi se chura lo mujhe
