Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

Jab jab hove dharm ki hani
tab tab leve Avtar bhagwan
kar deve mardan papiyei ka mukti
deve hum prithvi vasiyon ko
jai shri krishana…
Happy Janmashtami
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Karar Vinden Padaar Vinda Mukhar Vinden
Viniveshyantam Vatasya Patrasya Pute Shayanam
Balam Mukundam Mansa Smarami
Jai Shri Krishna
Happy Janmashtami
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Shri Krishna Govind Hare Murari Hey
Nath Narayan Vasudeva
Jai Ho Shri Krishna
Happy Janmashtami
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Krishna ke kadmo pe kadam badate chalo.
Ab murli nahi to citi bajate chalo.
Radha to ghar wale dilayenge hi
magar tab tak gopiya patate chalo!
Happy Janmashtami
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May the Natkhat Nandlal always give you
many reasones to be Happy and
you find peace in Krishne consciousness.
Happy Janmashtami !

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Fresh Air….
Fresh Idea….
Fresh Talent….
Fresh Energy….
I wish U to have a …..
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday

If u r a chocolate u r the sweetest,
if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable,
and since u r my FRIEND, u r the BEST
(”)…(”)
( . o . )
(”)-(”)
(””)_(””)
Happy Teddy Bear Day 2010

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A Cute Teddy Bear,
To My Cute Friend,
On A Cute Occasions,
Just To Say,
Happy Teddy Bear Day

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‘Even If The Sun Refused To Shine
Even If Romance Ran Out Of Rhyme
You Would Still Have My Heart Until
The End Of TimeYou’re All
(”)…(”)
( ‘ o ‘ )
(”)–(”)
(””)-(””)
I Need, My Love
Happy Teddy Bear Day 2010

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(”)…(”)
( . o . )
(”)-(”)
(””)_(””)
Happy Teddy Bear Day 2010

Wish you very Happy Teddy Day 2010, Are ready to buy Teddy Bear? if already one buy Teddy Bear, gifts to friends and one of the best person. Buy Teddy Bear on Teddy Day 2010.

I wish for you roses
I wish for you love
I wish for you blessings
In abundance from above.

I wish for you happiness
Only friendship can bring
I wish for you the kind of day
That makes your heart sing.

I wish for you all the beautiful things
That makes your day so bright
And a joyful feeling in your heart
Morning, noon and night.

I send this special greeting
In a very friendly way
So you will know that someone
Is thinking of you today.

Manoj Rai
Mobile No. : 9810643040 (24 X 7)

KHUSHI SE BEETE HAR DIN
har suhani rat ho.
JIS TARAF APKE KADAM PADE
vaha phulo ki barsat ho.

Yad karya pan yad na ave ,
manne samjavya pan kai natijo na avye ,
aje mara antar thi akejj vat avye che ,
tamara bhavna akand che ane mara lidhe koi janta ajanta bhul thai hoe ,
to michami dukkadam.

Its day of celebrations
Its day to value a special person
Person who is the cause of our nation
Who taught world the lesson of non-violence
Its Mahatama Gandhi..The Father of Nation !

Frnds I’m Collecting
Gandhiji’s Photos.
Give ur Contribution
2 my Collection.
A small Condition is -
It must be on
500 or 1000 Rupees Note…

Ye mamu aaj Bapu ka janmadin hai, Boleto Gandhi jayanti hai.to mast me bapu ko yad karane ka.aur is msg ko dosto me frwd karke Gandhigiri phailane ka kya mamu.

Santa: Sir
Gandhi Ji Ke Sar Pe
Baal Q Nahi The?
Sir> Intelligent
Logo Ki Nishani He
Santa> Ha
Tabi To
Ladkio Ke Itne
Lambe Baal Hote He !

CIRCUIT-Bhai, GANDHI JAYANTI
Ke Bare Me Batao.
MUNNA BHAI-Gandhi Mast,
Solid Admi Tha.
Par JAYANTI Ke Sath Kya Lafda Tha,
Ye Apun Nahi Janta

Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika…?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!…….hahahah……;)

Munnabhai:Ye gandhi Bapu har note par haste kyu rehte hai?
Cicuit:Simple hai bhai…
Royenge to note geela nahi ho jayega!!

Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

Ek bar Gandhiji k head par 8-10 baal aaye.Wo Barbar k paas gaye.Barbar angry me pucha CUT karu ya COUNT karu? Gandhiji sharmake COLOUR Karo

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan thay!!!

What’s the difference between Gandhi, Musharraf &Lalu?
Gandhi didn’t know what’s lie.
Musharraf doesn’t know what’s truth.
Lalu doesn’t know the difference!

Dear Friends
I m collecting Gandhiji’s Photos
I need ur help
Tumhare ghar pe jitne bhi 500/1000 ke notes ho, mere pas bhej dena.

Memories of moments celebrated together
Moments that have been attached in my heart forever
Make me Miss You even more this Navratri.
Hope this Navratri brings in Good Fortune
And Long lasting happiness for you!

A Very Very Happy Navrratra

No formalities….
No decorative words…..
Just from the deepest of my soul….
“Happy ONAM”

Let us remember
“Buddha’s guidence” to take this world out of Misery, Evil and Sorrow,
Wish you “Happy Buddha Pornima” to all of you.

Jul. 01 : DOCTOR’S Day.
Doctors lead a
Hectic Lifestyle to
Keep Us Healthy.
As a result they
hardly get Any Time
to Take Care of
Their Own Health.
On this Doctor’s Day,
We all should resolve
to Take Care of
Our Doctor and
Wish them
Good Health to Show
Our Appreciation for
Their Service to Mankind.
*
Wish You a Long Life
with Good HEALTH,
Dear Doctor.
May God Bless You. . .

I wish you a good week
I wish for ur safety
I wish you more blessings
In abundance from above.

I wish for your happiness
Only friendship can bring
I wish for you the kind of day
That makes your heart sing.

I wish you all the beautiful things
That makes your days so bright
And a joyful feeling in your heart
Morning, noon and night.

I send this special greeting
In a very friendly way
So you will know that someone
Is thinking of you today

Have a bless day
Lucy

1.Kanikanum neram kamalanethrante
niramezhum manja thukil charthi
kanaka kingani
valakal mothiram
aninjukananam bhagavane Happy Vishu.

2.Manasil nanmayude orayiram kanikonnakal pootha “VISHU AASHAMSAKAL”

3.Vishupakshi padum Pularkalamathil karnikarangal Nin kanninu kaniyakumpol… ninakkai entay vishudina aasamsakal…

Submitted By: RATHEESHKUMAR (rateeshkumarb@gmail.com)

FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY

HAPPY APRIL FOOL – 2009!!!

Have a nice foolish day ahead….

If Today Anyone
Talks & Praises
You For Your
1) Gud looks
2 ) Nature
3 ) Style
4 ) Attitude,

Kick Them Off.
How Dare They
FOOL U
Before
April 1st.