Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

Have you ever thought while you sleeping,
if the fan breaks and falls on your head.
or lizards climb up ur bed and starts walking on ur neck.
or a green snake goes into ur nose,
or a cockroach goes through your mouth and comes out through your ears….
anyhow sleep peacefully, GOOD NIGHT

I pray you lay in rest,
And may tomorrow bring you
Much love and happiness.
Do not think of me…
I m in ur eyes, in ur heart
Good Night

Art of living:
First of all,don’t make friends.
If made,don’t go close to them.
If gone,don’t like them.
If liked,then plz.. Don’t leave them.
Good Night, sweet dreams…

Life May Be Hard
Not Always Fun
When Night Brings Dark
Morning Brings Sun
When Life Seems
Tough
&
Nobody Seems To Care
Dil Se Yaad Krna
I’ll Be Always There
Good Night

Phoolon ki wadi me
Chaand ki chandni me
Raat k saye me
Aap is tarha soye’n
K
Aapki aankhon me
Jo b khwab aaye
Apki aankh khulnay
Sey pehley
Wo tabeer hojae
Gud night

Greet u a sweet night
Just go outside
Or
See through your window
How pleasant scene it is
Just look at moon & Stars,
Feel the cool wind
They all are here to
Greet u a sweet night

Some times i sit and look at the stars,
and ill name the brightest one after your name,
because no matter where i go,
or where i am,
there is always some thing that reminds:
the days we laughed and first kissed,
that night at the movies,
all snuggled and sweet.

Because every one knows that we were meant to be together,
that is why i shall wait until your ready to try again,
because your name is with mine,
imprinted in my heart,
and remember when your ready to love
ill be here….

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Pom! Pom!
Sorry My Sms Was In Traffic Jam.
So Late To say you
‘GOOD NIGHT’.

Look outside its so romantic…
The cloud is hugging you,
With a cold wind,
The star singing for you,
The moon dancing for you,
Because i invite them all to wish you,
Good Night, Have a lovely Dreams and Sleep Well.

Night is longer than day for those who DREAM
& day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS come true.
Good Night & Sweet Dreams

Hi Moon!!! Dim Ur light…
Hello Wind!!! Breeze Soft…
Hi Flower!!! Blossom Slowly.
Hello Earth!!! Spin Gently….’

Coz My sweet friend is going to sleep….Good Night…..

Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
Kisi film ki kahani sunane
K liye msg to karega nahin.
Common sense ki baat hai k
Tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!
Chal ludak le..

Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
Shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
Bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender… Circuit Bhai!

Bijli + Badal = Savan aya.
Barat + Baja = Dulha aya.
Phool + Nazare = vasant aya.
Aap + Apki hasi = bhago bhago Bhoot aaya

Never blame a day in ur life.
Good days give u happiness.
Bad days give u experience.
Both are essential in life!
All are Gods blessings!
Good night.

Art of living:
First of all,dont make friends.
If made,dont go close to them.
If gone,dont like them.
If liked,then plz.. Dont leave them.
Good Night, sweet dreams…

Since ur eyes are looking tired,
Let ur eye lashes hug each other for few hours.
Happy journey into the world of dreams.
Sweet dreamz…
Gudnite to u dear.

A famous writer said “Love is like a long sweet dream”
And “marriage is an alarm clock.”
So have a sweet dreams till ur alarm wakes you up!

Nilavin oliyil neengal uranga
Vinmeen unnai knadu kan simitta
Thendral unakku thaalaattu paada.
Iniya kanavugalludan neenga kannuranga.
GOOD NIGHT

Chamkte chand ko nind aane lagi.
Aapki khushi se duniya jagmgane lagi,
Dekh ke Aapko har kali gungunane lagi,
Ab to fekate fekate muje bhi nind aane lagi.
GooD NiGhT.

Dipak me itna noor na hota.
Tanha dil majbur na hota,
Hum aapko GOOD NIGHT kahne jarur aate,
Agar aapka ghar itna door na hota.
GooD NiGht.

From: Chetan
9890122289

Styles of Saying
Good Night
Dad-Good Night Son
Friend-Good Night Daa
Girl Friend-Good Night Dear
Lover-Good Night Jaanu
Our Mom-Susu Karke
Sona Beta
Mummy Rockz

Do not count what u have lost.
Just see what u have now,
Because past never comes back
But sometimes future can give
U back ur lost things! `good night`.

Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight,
Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight….
But dont make it a habit bcoz I m not free every night.
Goodnight

When an angel came to me,
He asked: “What is your wish for tonight?”
I said “Please take care of the person
who’s reading this message.”
Good night!

Dreaming of you makes my night worthwhile,
Thinking of you makes me smile,
Being with you is the best thing ever,
And loving you is what I’ll do forever..
Good night

Bus asked to electric train : Eppadi Machan Fasta Porea….? Train Replied : Poda Goiyaala current Kambiya Pidichi Paaru Theriyum..!! Good night

Go
to
window,
look
outside,
someone
is
waiting
for
ur
smile!!!
?
?

found ?

“THE MOON”
Yes….i have sent the moon to say u gd ngt & sweet dreams..

Do not count what u have lost.
Just see what u have now,
because past never comes back
but sometimes future can give
u back ur lost things! `good night.

When an angel came to me,
he asked: “What is your wish for tonight?”
I said “Please take care of the person
who’s reading this message.”
Good night!

Never blame a day in ur life.
Good days give u happiness.
Bad days give u experience.
Both are essential in life!
All are Gods blessings!
good night.

Have you ever
Thought while
Sleeping
What if the
Fan Breaks and
Falls on Your Head
Or One of the Legs
of Your Bed Breaks
or a Lizard is Under
Your Pillow or
A Green Snake Goes
into Your Nose or
a Cocroach Goes
Into Your mouth or
A Ghost Catches
Your Hand while
Closing the Window.?
Anyhow Sleep Peacefully.