Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

Its nice walking with an umbrella in the shade with a friend.
Its great and stimulating to get loving words from a friend.
Even being with a friend talking nothing is a pleasure.
Even a tragedy with a friend seems comedy.
Silly things too seems so nice when its done with a friend.
Decision with a friend is easy, cos they will decide on what u like.
Life with a friend is heaven.

May god bless us wit all such friends.
Happy Friendship Day

I asked GOD:
Let all my friends be healthy and happy forever…!

GOD said:
But for 4 days only….!

I said:
Yes, let them be a
Spring Day, Summer Day, AutumnDay, and Winter Day.

GOD said:
3 days.

I said:
Yes, Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow.

GOD said:
No, 2 days!

I said:
Yes, a Bright Day (Daytime) and Dark Day (Night-time) .

GOD said:
No, just 1 day!

I said:
Yes!

GOD asked:
Which day?

I said:
Every Day in the living years of all my friends!

GOD laughed, and said:

All your friends will be healthy and happy Every Day!

NOW YOU KNOW WHY

YOU GOT THIS MAIL.

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart

Keeping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u… but in my HEART I swear I’m keeping U..

Friendship is a language spoken by heart… not written on paper, not given by pledge… it is a promise renewed every time we keep in touch…Take Care…

There is a big difference between friendship and a rose… Roses last only a while … but friendship is forever

You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.

Make 1000′s friends
Its not an achievement to make 1000′s friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000′s years.

Meaning to life…
One seed can create the forest
one smile can start the relationship
one touch can show love and care
and one beautiful friend like u
can bring the beautiful meaning to life…

Friendship Like That
Have A Heart That Never Hardens,
Have A Smile That Never Fades,
Have Touch That Never Burnt,
And Have A Frienship That Never Breaks…

A smile is a sign of joy
A hug is a sign of love
A laugh is a sign of happiness
& a friend like Me …
Well that’s a sign of ur Good Taste!!

Sacrifice is greater than love,
Character is greater than beauty,
Humanity is greater than wealth,
But nothing is greater than friendship.

A Friend says, “I Will be with you in all your troubles…” But a Best Friend says, “You will never face troubles when I’am with You.

Thanks for being with me n making this earth a wonderful place to lead my life. I cherish every moment f our friendship. I am proud to be ur friend. Be with me through my life buddy. Happy Friendship Day.:-)

A lover may make u realise how beautiful d world is,
But a true friend makes u realise how beautiful u r to the world…
So never forget Friends…

Friendship moments sms
Happy moments – Don’t forget me.
Difficult moments – Trust me.
Quiet moments – Call me.
Painful moments – Tell me.
Every moment – share with me…
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Anbu+Nabikai=AMMA
Bayam+Pasam=APPA
Vilaiyatu+Uthavi=BROTHER & SISTER
Kastam+Istam=LOVER
Above all+Life=FRIEND (Specially You)
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Voda(F)one
ai(R)tel
virg(I)n
airc(E)l
bs(N)l
in(D)icom
how crazy, Even networks cant stay without a FRIEND like us…
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Luv is Airtel expres Urself.
Marriage is Idea An idea can change ur Life.
Wife is Hutch Were U Go Follow.
Bt Friendship Is NOKIA conecting People..
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Thanks for being with me n making this earth a wonderful place to lead my life. I cherish every moment f our friendship. I am proud to be ur friend. Be with me through my life buddy. Happy Friendship Day.:-)
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A best friend
Scolds like a Dad,
Cares like a Mom,
Teases like Sister,
Irritates like Brother &
Finaly loves u more than a Lover…….
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IF Smile is a Book,I gve U Library
IF Care is a sim,I gve U talktime
IF Love is Bike,I gve U Petrol
IF Frndship is Life,I gve U My Self..

A Friend…

(A)ccepts you as you are

(B)elieves in “you”

(C)alls you just to say “HI”

(D)oesn’t give up ! ! on you

(E)nvisions the whole of you

(even the unfinished parts)

(F)orgives your mistakes

(G)ives unconditionally

(H)elps you

(I)nvites you over

(J)ust “be” with you

(K)eeps you close at heart

(L)oves you for who you are

(M)akes a difference in your life

(N)ever Judges

(O)ffer support

(P)icks you up

(Q)uiets your fears

(R)aises your spirits

(S)ays nice things about you

(T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it

(U)nderstands you

(V)alues you

(W)alks beside you

(X)-plains thing you don’t understand

(Y)ells when you won’t listen and

(Z)aps you back to reality

The Real ENEMY

E – (E)ats your brains.
N – (N)ever be ur friend
E – (E)ver puts u down when u really want to have safety.
M – (M)aintains telling horrible things abt u.
Y – (Y)ells at u eventhough u r an innocent.

- friend to those who are friends.

Absence must be long enough
that somebody missses you..
But it should not be so long that
somebody learns to live without you..
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Koi aankhon se baat kar leta hai.
Koi aankhon aankhon mein mulaquaat kar leta hai..
Mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi Khaamosh rehkar bhi Sawaal kar leta hai…!!
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Dil ki hasrat zubaan par aane lagi.
Aap ko dekh zindagi muskurane lagi..
Woh therri mohabbat thi ya meri deewangi…
jo har surat mein terri nazar aane lagi…!!
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Labo ki hasi terre naam kardenge..
Har khushi tujhpar kurbaan kardenge…
Jis din hogi kami mere dosti mein….
us din zindagi ko maut ke naam kardenge…!!

Look Outside it’s So Pleasant!
Sun Smiling 4 U !
Trees Dancing 4 U !
Birds Singing 4 U !
Because, I Asked Them All 2 Wish You
“A Happy Friendship Day”
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Friendship is a blessing and to all those who have a friend.
it is the most precious gift god could ever send..
Here is wishing you a “Happy Friendship Day”
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Friendship is a little more trust,
A little less try,
A little more laugh,
And a little less cry,
A little more WE and a little less I.
Happy Friendship Day!!!
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Friends r like mornings,
U can’t have them the whole day,
But U can be sure,
They’ll be there when U wake up,
Tomorrow,next week, next year…

I’ve Got So Many
Idiotic Aspects
May Be
I’m A Sinner
May Be
I Dnt Knw
What Is Mannerism
May Be
I m Self-Obsessed
Rude,
Pathetic,
&
Groggy
But
Coming To Think Abt
My Buddies I Think Tht
My Choice Is The Best
In The World … Smile

Dedicated To All
My Buddies

Days r too busy, Hours r too fast, Seconds r so few but also i have time to disturb u..
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Vacancy in my Heart 4 a True Friend Eligibility: Loving & Caring, Duty: To Luv, Experience: Not required, Salary: Never Ending Luv, Joining: ASAP, R U interested?
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Heres a pillow of happiness and a blanket of love, and care wid a prayer that ul have wonderful dreams and ul b safe til the dawn breaks…gudnyt.
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4 every word that needs an ear, 4 every pain that needs a tear, 4 every day and every year, al b ur frend and always b here..
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Close ur eyes,make a wish, angeleyes will blow u a kiss, dey’ll guide ur way & make ur wishes cum true, jus like dey did wen i wished 4 a friend like u…..
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i’m applyin 4 d position 2 b ur full time true friend, my qualifications r 2 luv u dearly,admire u 4 eva & b dear 4 u wen ever u want…..so can i get d job?????
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Arz kya hai,
Tum Dost ho mere sada k liye
Mein zinda hoon teri wafa k liye
Kar lena lakhon shikve humse magar
Kabhi TOPIYAN na krana KHUDA ke liye.
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Khuda Se Koi Bat Anjan Nai Hoti
Hr Insan Ki Dua Nakam Nai Hoti
Kbi Mnga Hoga Ap Ne Koi Cool beautiful aur Smart Dost
Wrna U hi hamari Apki Pehchan Nai Hoti .
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Mere Dost aksaR “Gila”karte hain,
K Ham Un se “Kam” mila karte hain,
Par wo “Nadan” itna nahi smjhte ke,
Sitaray door se hi “Roshni”diya karty hain.
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Tum ho to Sab Silsily achy Lagty han,
Mujhy Tmhari Dosti k gily achy Lagty han,
Bohat Door tak Jana mgar Lot aana,
Mujy Tumse tum hi tak k Fasly achy Lagty han.

Heart is like a crystal, preserve it.
Love is like perfume, spread it.
Feelings are like flood, flow it.
Friendship is like an umbrella, come lets share it
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Feelings R Many, but Words R few…
Clouds R dark, but Sky is blue…
Love is a paper, Life is a glue…
Everything is false… but
Friendship is True…!!

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Not every bird can dance,
But peacock did that.
Not every flower can represent LOVE,
but Rose did that.
Not every Friend can reach upto HEART,
But u did that…
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A friend is never a coincidence in your life
they are meant to enter your life
to bring you joy and laughter.
So, i will treasure the friendship between us…
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My friendship is like onion It has many layers in it
it will add tatse to ur life but if u tired to cut it off
u will have tears in ur eyes
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Moon said to me,
if Ur friend is not messaging u
why dont you leave ur friend.
I looked at moon and said does ur sky
ever leave u when u dont shine.
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If somebody leaves u with lots of tears..
then just save them safely.
later wen a person who cums 2 u with happiness,
then just compare the saved tears and present happiness.
If happiness overcomes your tears ….
Then i am sure you have found your BEST FRIEND.

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A best friend will be with you till the end.
A best friend will talk to you, cheer you up when you are blue.
A best friend will make you laugh
when you cry A best friend will never ever lie.
A best friend will be caring,
A best friend’s love will be unerring.
A best friend will let you tag along,
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Thank you for touching my life
in ways you may never know.
My riches do not lie in material wealth
but in having friends
like you a precious gift from God!
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Longest Love Is Mothers Love….
Shortest Love Is Others Love….
Sweetest Loves Is Lovers Love…
But Strongest Love Is Friends Love…
Like U & Me……..

01. Don’t worry about knowing people just make yourself worth knowing.

02. Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer.

03. If you can buy a person’s friendship, it is not worth it.

04. True friends have hearts that beat as one.

05. If you cannot think of any nice things to say about your friends, then you have the wrong friends.

06. Make friends before you need them.

07. If you were another person, would you like to be a friend of yours?

08. A good friend is one who neither looks down on you nor keeps up with you.

09. Be friendly with the folks you know… if it weren’t for them you would be a total stranger.

10. A friend is never known till he is needed.

11. Friendship is a responsibility. ..not an opportunity.

12. Friendship is the cement that holds the world together.

13. Friends are those who speak to you after others don’t.

14. The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail and not his tongue.

15. Pick your friends, but not to pieces.

16. A friend is one who puts his finger on a fault without rubbing it in.

17. The way to have friends is to be willing to lose some arguments.

18. If a friend makes a mistake, don’t rub it in… Rub it out.

19. Deal with other’s faults as gently as if they were your own.

20. People are judged by the company they keep and the company they keep away from.

21. A friend is a person who can step on your toes without messing up your shine.

22. The best mirror is an old friend.

23. The best possession one may have is a true friend.

24. Make friendship a habit and you will always have friends.

25. You will never have a friend if you must have one without faults.

26. Doing nothing for your friends results in having no friends to do for.

27. Anyone can give advice, but a real friend will lend a helping hand.

28. You can make more friends by being interested in them than trying to have them be interested in you.

29. A real friend is a person who, when you’ve made a fool of yourself, lets you forget it.

30. A friend is a person who listens attentively while you say nothing.

31. You can buy friendship with friendship, but never with dollars.

32. True friends are like diamonds, precious but rare; false friends are like autumn leaves, found everywhere.

33. A friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though you’re slightly cracked.