Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

Look Outside it’s So Pleasant!
Sun Smiling 4 U !
Trees Dancing 4 U !
Birds Singing 4 U !
Because, I Asked Them All 2 Wish You
“A Happy Friendship Day”
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Friendship is a blessing and to all those who have a friend.
it is the most precious gift god could ever send..
Here is wishing you a “Happy Friendship Day”
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Friendship is a little more trust,
A little less try,
A little more laugh,
And a little less cry,
A little more WE and a little less I.
Happy Friendship Day!!!
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Friends r like mornings,
U can’t have them the whole day,
But U can be sure,
They’ll be there when U wake up,
Tomorrow,next week, next year…

I’ve Got So Many
Idiotic Aspects
May Be
I’m A Sinner
May Be
I Dnt Knw
What Is Mannerism
May Be
I m Self-Obsessed
Rude,
Pathetic,
&
Groggy
But
Coming To Think Abt
My Buddies I Think Tht
My Choice Is The Best
In The World … Smile

Dedicated To All
My Buddies

Days r too busy, Hours r too fast, Seconds r so few but also i have time to disturb u..
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Vacancy in my Heart 4 a True Friend Eligibility: Loving & Caring, Duty: To Luv, Experience: Not required, Salary: Never Ending Luv, Joining: ASAP, R U interested?
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Heres a pillow of happiness and a blanket of love, and care wid a prayer that ul have wonderful dreams and ul b safe til the dawn breaks…gudnyt.
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4 every word that needs an ear, 4 every pain that needs a tear, 4 every day and every year, al b ur frend and always b here..
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Close ur eyes,make a wish, angeleyes will blow u a kiss, dey’ll guide ur way & make ur wishes cum true, jus like dey did wen i wished 4 a friend like u…..
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i’m applyin 4 d position 2 b ur full time true friend, my qualifications r 2 luv u dearly,admire u 4 eva & b dear 4 u wen ever u want…..so can i get d job?????
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Arz kya hai,
Tum Dost ho mere sada k liye
Mein zinda hoon teri wafa k liye
Kar lena lakhon shikve humse magar
Kabhi TOPIYAN na krana KHUDA ke liye.
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Khuda Se Koi Bat Anjan Nai Hoti
Hr Insan Ki Dua Nakam Nai Hoti
Kbi Mnga Hoga Ap Ne Koi Cool beautiful aur Smart Dost
Wrna U hi hamari Apki Pehchan Nai Hoti .
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Mere Dost aksaR “Gila”karte hain,
K Ham Un se “Kam” mila karte hain,
Par wo “Nadan” itna nahi smjhte ke,
Sitaray door se hi “Roshni”diya karty hain.
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Tum ho to Sab Silsily achy Lagty han,
Mujhy Tmhari Dosti k gily achy Lagty han,
Bohat Door tak Jana mgar Lot aana,
Mujy Tumse tum hi tak k Fasly achy Lagty han.

Heart is like a crystal, preserve it.
Love is like perfume, spread it.
Feelings are like flood, flow it.
Friendship is like an umbrella, come lets share it
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Feelings R Many, but Words R few…
Clouds R dark, but Sky is blue…
Love is a paper, Life is a glue…
Everything is false… but
Friendship is True…!!

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Not every bird can dance,
But peacock did that.
Not every flower can represent LOVE,
but Rose did that.
Not every Friend can reach upto HEART,
But u did that…
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A friend is never a coincidence in your life
they are meant to enter your life
to bring you joy and laughter.
So, i will treasure the friendship between us…
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My friendship is like onion It has many layers in it
it will add tatse to ur life but if u tired to cut it off
u will have tears in ur eyes
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Moon said to me,
if Ur friend is not messaging u
why dont you leave ur friend.
I looked at moon and said does ur sky
ever leave u when u dont shine.
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If somebody leaves u with lots of tears..
then just save them safely.
later wen a person who cums 2 u with happiness,
then just compare the saved tears and present happiness.
If happiness overcomes your tears ….
Then i am sure you have found your BEST FRIEND.

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A best friend will be with you till the end.
A best friend will talk to you, cheer you up when you are blue.
A best friend will make you laugh
when you cry A best friend will never ever lie.
A best friend will be caring,
A best friend’s love will be unerring.
A best friend will let you tag along,
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Thank you for touching my life
in ways you may never know.
My riches do not lie in material wealth
but in having friends
like you a precious gift from God!
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Longest Love Is Mothers Love….
Shortest Love Is Others Love….
Sweetest Loves Is Lovers Love…
But Strongest Love Is Friends Love…
Like U & Me……..

01. Don’t worry about knowing people just make yourself worth knowing.

02. Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer.

03. If you can buy a person’s friendship, it is not worth it.

04. True friends have hearts that beat as one.

05. If you cannot think of any nice things to say about your friends, then you have the wrong friends.

06. Make friends before you need them.

07. If you were another person, would you like to be a friend of yours?

08. A good friend is one who neither looks down on you nor keeps up with you.

09. Be friendly with the folks you know… if it weren’t for them you would be a total stranger.

10. A friend is never known till he is needed.

11. Friendship is a responsibility. ..not an opportunity.

12. Friendship is the cement that holds the world together.

13. Friends are those who speak to you after others don’t.

14. The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail and not his tongue.

15. Pick your friends, but not to pieces.

16. A friend is one who puts his finger on a fault without rubbing it in.

17. The way to have friends is to be willing to lose some arguments.

18. If a friend makes a mistake, don’t rub it in… Rub it out.

19. Deal with other’s faults as gently as if they were your own.

20. People are judged by the company they keep and the company they keep away from.

21. A friend is a person who can step on your toes without messing up your shine.

22. The best mirror is an old friend.

23. The best possession one may have is a true friend.

24. Make friendship a habit and you will always have friends.

25. You will never have a friend if you must have one without faults.

26. Doing nothing for your friends results in having no friends to do for.

27. Anyone can give advice, but a real friend will lend a helping hand.

28. You can make more friends by being interested in them than trying to have them be interested in you.

29. A real friend is a person who, when you’ve made a fool of yourself, lets you forget it.

30. A friend is a person who listens attentively while you say nothing.

31. You can buy friendship with friendship, but never with dollars.

32. True friends are like diamonds, precious but rare; false friends are like autumn leaves, found everywhere.

33. A friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though you’re slightly cracked.

When u born there was a heavy
Rain do you know why? Bcoz sky
And stars r crying for losing A
Super star but im lucky to have
This super star as my friend you…

If one day you feel like crying…
Call me.
I don’t promise that I will make you
laugh,
But I can cry with you.

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If one day you want to run away–
Don’t be afraid to call me.
I don’t promise to ask you to stop…
But I can run with you.

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If one day you don’t want to listen
to anyone…
Call me.
I promise to be there for you.
And I promise to be very quiet.

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But if one day you call…
And there is no answer…
Come fast to see me.
Perhaps I need you 2.

I WILL BE THERE ALWAYS 4 YOU

Dream a dream tonight as you sleep.
Smile a smile tomorrow that you may keep.
May all of your dreams and wishes come true coz
I couldn’t find a better friend like you!

Met you, became friends,
shared secrets, freaked out,
had fun, fought with you, Laughed with you,
Smiled with you, Cried with u,
Hurt you, Teased you,
And here i am, still thinking of u…….
Long journey, huh!!?
And we shall never let it end, right?
Just wanted u to know
that my lovely friend,
u r valued !!!

“A friend will be there for you when things are good
but a TRUE friend will be there for you when things are good
and also when things are very bad
and just when it feels like you will never smile again
she can put a smile on your face with just with a hug!”

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
you have to think before you speak to me!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
my presence ever makes you feel uncomfortable!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
you have to thank me for everything i do for you!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
you have to say sorry for everything that you don’t do!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
you have to ask me for favors!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
you think i would not be curious to know your new philosophy of life!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
you go by what i say and do not understand what i don’t say!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
you think that listening to your dreams would put me to sleep!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
you think that seeing you in pain, would not bring a tear to me!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
you think I do not remember the first time we met!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
you don’t see the thousand ways I try to make you happy!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
you don’t realize how your smile brightens up my day!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
you would rather keep quiet when you really wanna talk!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
you hesitate to ask me to stay back when you think we should be together!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF…..
you take too much time to tell me what i mean to you!

Am I Your FRIEND ????

We sit and we type, and we stare at our screens,
We all have to wonder, what this possibly means.
With our mouse we roam, through the rooms in a maze,
Looking for something or someone, as we sit in a daze.

We chat with each other, we type all our woes,
Small groups we do form, and gang up on our foes.
We wait for somebody, to type out our name,
We want recognition, but it is always the same.

We hugs, and sometimes flirt,
In IMs we chat deeply, and reveal why we hurt.
We do form friendships – but – why we don’t know,
But some of these friendships, will flourish and grow.

Why is it on screen, we can be so bold,
Telling our secrets, that have never been told.
Why is it we share, the thoughts in our mind,
With those we can’t see, as though we were blind.

The answer is simple, it is as clear as a bell.
We all have our problems, and need someone to tell.
We can’t tell “real” people, but tell someone we must,
So we turn to the ‘puter, and to those we can trust.

Even though it is crazy, the truth still remains,
They are Friends Without Faces, and odd little names.
deed for another day,
Morning has come in a special way,
May you smile like the sunny rays &
Leave your worries for some other day…

Thank you for our friendship
For it means so much to me,
Your kindness and understanding
And loving ways you share so free.

Thank you for being beside me
When I needed someone that cared,
And thank you for all your loyalty
For the times together we shared.

Thank you for our friendship
For it’s something even money can’t buy,
Thank you for holding me tightly
When there was a need I had to cry.

Thank you for always smiling
When I couldn’t smile at all,
And thank you for boosting my ego
For the times I felt so small.

Your friendship I cherish so deeply
So this message to you I send,
May God bless and always watch over you
And may you always remain my friend..

# Friendship Application
To,
The Dost,
I Miss You,

Subject: U MISS ME,

I Beg To say That i am The student of your FREINDSHIP CLASS,
I am feeling very lovely,
Mera Jee Nahi lag Raha Aap k Binna,
So kindly send Me lovely freindship sMs,

Thank you.

Your Loving friend

The one who

Hold Ur Hand

Everytime When u

Need Support is

Surely a good Friend . . .

But a best friend is 1

Who Hold Ur hand more

Tightly When U Say

” Leave Me Alone” . . .

Friendship is like the relation between hands and eyes.
When the hand gets hurt, the eye cries, and when the eye cries the hand wipes its tears.
Be careful when you do something…
U never know when it hurts someone with a broken heart…
Everyone hears what you say…
Friends listen to what you say….
But Best friends listen to what you don’t say ..