Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

Dreaming of YOU makes my night worthwhile.
Thinking of YOU makes me Smile.
Having YOU is the best thing ever
and Loving YOU is what I plan to do FOREVER

If I could be any part of you,
I’d be your tear.
To be conceived in your heart,
born in your eyes, live on your cheeks,
and die on your lips.

Flowers will die, sun will set.. But u r my love that i wont forget..
Ur name is so precious,it will never grow old.. Its engraved in my HEART wit letters of Gold!

The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart,
the second time you made little flames
and now you make my heart burn like hell !

I cant help it, its not by choice,
my heart beats faster, my knees get weak,
my stomach hurts & I can hardly breathe and each & every moment feels brand new,
I just cant help it I am crazy for U!

i heard that good looking kills……………….so plz dont look @me………..dont wanna c u die!!!!!!
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The length & breadth & height of you, total up to quite a view, but to taste the true delight of you,I’ll have to take a bite of u.
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I can’t talk to u anymore , the doctor adviced me not to take sweets and your on top of my sweets list
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listen i jus got my medical results back, my condition is critical, as d days pass by i b cum sexier & sexier, but dont its not contagious, u won’t get it
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‘love’ is a bird you hold tightly ,it dies……
if you hold lightly,it flies…………
you hold it nicely,it shits in your hand……
uhhh……..
soo……….
forgot love
and
better flirt………….
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I Asked God For A Flower,
He Gave Me A Garden.
I Asked God For A Tree,
He Gave Me A Forest.
I Asked God For A Sea,
He Gave Me Ocean.
I Asked God For An Angel
He Gave Me YOU…

Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain,
Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,
Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,
Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain.

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(_o_)
/(_)
U love me

( )
(_o_)
/(_)
U love me not

( )
(_o
/(_)
U love me

(_o
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U love me not

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U LOVE ME!

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I don’t blame You, I am loveable!

If one day you feel like crying…
Call me.
I don’t promise that I will make you laugh,
But I can cry with you.

If one day you want to run away–
Don’t be afraid to call me.
I don’t promise to ask you to stop…
But I can run with you.

If one day you don’t want to listen
to anyone…
Call me.
I promise to be there for you.
And I promise to be very quiet.

But if one day you call…
And there is no answer…
Come fast to see me.
Perhaps I need you.

If u wer 2 chek my cellfone 1day,

U’ll realise dat urs will b d 1 &only name dat appears in my inbox, sent mgs & dialed nos folder.

Cos anything associated with u, is just too precious 2 be deleted away

One Who Smoke Gets A Smoky Heart,
One Who Drink Gets An Alcoholic Heart,
So You Must Stop Eating Sweets,
Cuz You Are Already A SWEETHEART..

 

Adam n Eve started to love,
Romeo n Juliet introduced it,
Devdas n Paro suffered 4 it,
Laila n Majnu died for it,
so my dear frnz beware of it

Feb 14 is ahead !

Some time my heart ask me, why i like U? why i want 2 see U? why i remember U? why i lov U? why u make me lov? then my heart simply gives me ans, coz i lov cartoons.

What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with “TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”

You can fall from a mountain,
You can fall from a tree,
But the best way to fall,
Is to fall in love with me.’

1) Luv is born with the pleasure of luking at each other, it is fed with the necessity of seeing each other, it is concluded with the impossibility of separation!

2) When you love someone, it’s nothing. When someone loves you, it’s somthing. When u luv someone & they luv you back, it’s everything.

3) In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason but when the luv is real it becomes your plan 4 life n reason 4 living.

4) A kiss is just a kiss till u find the 1 u luv. A hug is just a hug till u find the 1 u’re always thinkin of. A dream is just a dream till it comes true. Luv was just a word till I heard it from u.

5) Luv not one, Luv not two Luv d one who luvs u true,
Luv not three, Luv not four Luv d one who luvs u more,
Luv not five, Luv not six Luv d one who really sticks,
Luv not seven, Luv not eight Luv d one who really waits.

6) At 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.

7) I love you more today than I did yesterday, but not as much as I will tomorow.

Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
Mehboob aave ya na aave,
Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!

9) I’ve notice that being with u, I smile a little more often, I anger a little less quickly, the sun shines a little brighter & life is much sweeter. I Luv U

10) Don’t rush in luv for it never runs out. Let luv be the one to knock at ur door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that ur feeling is for sure.

1) We’ve known each other,
For a long long time,
But I never really noticed,
All the magic in your eyes,
I’ve been around you,
A thousand times before,
And you’ve always been a friend to me,
But now I’m wanting more

2) I luv u not only for what u r, but for what I am when I’m with u. I luv u not only for what u have made of urself, but for what u r making of me. I luv u for the part of me that u bring out.

3) Tonight I ask the stars above,
How I’ll ever win your love,
What do I do,
What do I say,
To turn your angel eyes my way?

4) I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart, but when I sat down to write, all I can write was….I Luv U

5) What the heart gives away is never gone, but kept in the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn. Love you from the core of my heart. Be my Valentine.

6) U’ll always be mine 4 now & 4ever. U’ll always be mine 4 u r my treasure. U’ll always be mine please tell me its true. Please be mine 4ever. I’ll always luv u

7) If Roses were Black and violets were brown, my love for you would never be found but roses r red and violets are blue, all I want to say is I LUV U!

Luv is like a cloud… luv is like a dream… luv is 1 word and everything in between… luv is a fairytale come true… Coz I found luv when I found U

9) I may b innocent to know what luv is, I may not show it to u. I may not luv u the way it should b, but I’m always willing to luv u the way I understand it.

10) The way u look into my eyes, it scares me,
The way u say I Luv U, it scares me,
The way u know just what to say, it scares me,
The ways u scare me I luv it.

1) Every failure is a lesson well-learned, Every Success is a battle well-fought, and True Luv is a jewel well-kept, in one’s heart.

2) No matter how ugly U think u r, but the who Luvs U believes that U R the most beautiful & irrestiable thing on the Earth & no one can change that

3) May the spring of your love be tender and sweet, the summer be rich and fulfilling and deep, the autumn be warm and rewarding, complete, and always… let there be love. Amy Cassidy

4) It’s funny how big of an impact u hv on me. It’s like when I see u, u don’t even hv to speak all u can do is smile & it can make my day & that’s how I remember my reasons 4 loving u

5) God’ll not give u a burden u can’t handle. So, if u find urself in a mess that’s impossible to resolve, take it as a compliment-God thinks u can do it! Gud Morning

6) I hv tried to move on but with every guy I feel more & more like I’ll never be able to replace u. And the sad thing is… I know I hv already been replaced

7) A part of U has grown in me. And so u see, it’s U & Me together forever & never apart, maybe in distance, but never in heart

So, I will stand here forever,
If forever’s what it takes,
because you are my forever,
and forever always waits.

9) You r the one that I adore; You r everything I asked for & so much more. You r my angel oh so fine, I’ve found a luv to last a lifetime.

10) If u r in luv, accept it, respect it & njoy it. But if u r not, then don’t worry coz sumone, sumwhere must b wrapping up so much luv for u