Sun 23 May 2010
Birth, Death comes once in life..
Love comes once in life..
Marriage comes once in life..
But
Why does this bloody “EXAM” comes again and again……..
Exam Jokes
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Mon 7 Dec 2009
Introducing T20 Format in exams
*>Reduce exam time by 1hr and marks by 50
*>Intrduce breaks after each 15 mins
*>Give free hit marks for unexpected questions
*>1st 30 mins power play no suprvisor in the class
*>Cheer girls in evry class. They’ll dance after finishing every page…
Sat 17 Oct 2009
Birth, Death comes once in life..
Love comes once in life..
Marriage comes once in life..
But
Why does this bloody “EXAM” comes again and again……..
Wed 18 Mar 2009
Rules for exams: har sawaal se datkar larna, fekne mein
kami na karna, mauka mile to aage peeche bhi dekhna aur ek baat yaad rakhna aage wale ka paper apna hi samajhna
Wed 18 Mar 2009
Nahi beta sabhi exams walo ka yehi haal hai…
Posted by Rahul under Exam Jokes , Hindi JokesComments Off
Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi
jee nahi lagta hai kahin
Ae Khuda kya ye pyaar hai??”
“Nahi beta sabhi exams walo ka yehi haal hai”
Wed 18 Mar 2009
Human brain is an outstanding object.
IT FUNCTIONS 24 hours,
52 weeks,
365 days
right frm our birth…….
and stops
when we enter the examination hall.
Wed 18 Mar 2009
This is a very interesting subject. I want to study it one more time…
Posted by Rahul under College Jokes , Exam JokesComments Off
If in examination hall
during d exam
u feel tht d paper is tough,
dont worry.
Just close ur eyes,
take a deep breath
n say 2 urself
“This is a very interesting subject.
I want to study it one more time”
Sun 15 Feb 2009
How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall?
Posted by Rahul under College Jokes , Exam Jokes , School Jokes1 Comment
How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall?
(2pm to 5pm)
2:00- 2:10 writ d reg no&sub cod
2:10-2:40 read crfuly d instrctn given
2:40-3:40 read d questn paper twice
3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question
4:15-4:20 ask 4 water & drnk
4:20-4:50 check whether u’ve filled al d details carfuly
#Last 10 mnts relax..
Sun 15 Feb 2009
Why do students fail in exams?
Posted by Rahul under College Jokes , Exam Jokes , School JokesComments Off
Why do students fail in exams?
BECOZ
Eight hours of sleep each day =122 days
365-122=243
summer holidays=61 days
243-61=182
sundays in a year= 52 days
182-52=130
festival holidays= 40 days
130-40=90
3 hrs of daily routine=46 days
90-46=44
winter holiays=15 days
44-15=29
1hr of chatting per day=15 days
29-15=14
sickness days/yr = 10 days
14-10=4
film time in a yr= 3 days
4-3=1
remaining 1day is their
HAPPY BIRTHDAY…
