Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

200 Runs/ 147Balls/ 25X4 / 3X6

Agree you have done GREAT BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT…

25 x 4s = 100
3 x 6s = 18

IT implies that you have done 118 Runs in 28 Balls.

And 12 x 2s = 24
58 x 1s = 58

IT means you have done all 200 Runs in only 98 balls

So you have wasted 147-98 = 49 balls
Considering only 1 run scored on each of these balls you could have earned 49 valuable RUNS FOR OUR TEAM

MANAGER’S COMMENT: So you only met the expectations and NOT EXCEEDING (though anyone of our team could not do it) and your rating is 2.

Trainings for him: Learn from how to STEAL singles in every ball.

Phone Call for Sehwag:
Indian Team Manager : “Hello”(over Phone)
Wife :”Can I talk to Sehwag, this is his wife.”
Indian Team Manager:”Sorry, he is just going to bat”
Wife:”No Problem Manager, I will Hold on”

DIVORCE COURT SCENE :
The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG):
Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your
mummy?
LG – No, my mummy beats me.
J. – Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.
LG – No, my daddy beats me too.
J. – Well then, who do you want to live with?
LG – I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody !!!

What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Indian Innings.

Where do Indian batsmen perform there best?
In Advertisements.

When would Agarkar have 100 runs against his name?
When he is bowling.

What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion.

How to increase the chances of Indian batsmen playing out the entire 50
overs?
Try giving them two innings to begin with, then try three and so on.

What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
3 runs in 3 balls

What is the height of optimism ?
Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face..

Phone Call for Sehwag:
Indian Team Manager : “Hello”(over Phone)
Wife :”Can I talk to Sehwag, this is his wife.”
Indian Team Manager:”Sorry, he is just going to bat”
Wife:”No Problem Manager, I will Hold on”

DIVORCE COURT SCENE :
The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG):
Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your
mummy?
LG – No, my mummy beats me.
J. – Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.
LG – No, my daddy beats me too.
J. – Well then, who do you want to live with?
LG – I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody
!!!

SEHWAG’s SON: Mummy mummy !! dekho papa six pe six mar rahe hain (Mummy mummy !! see Dady is hitting six after a six )

SEHWAG’s WIFE: Beta theek se dekho,advertisement hoga ( Son, watch it again…..might be an advertisement )