Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

Listen to Christmas…
It’s here again,
A message
from heaven above-
A message
of peace,
a message
of cheer,
a message
of love!
Merry X’mas

Let’s Kiss For Christmas
For our love is strong
Let’s Kiss For Christmas
Together iz where we belong

why am I feelin’ so lonely?
why am I here without her?
I loved her with all of my heart
why did fate tear us apart?

The Christmas must be here
I see people everywhere
going nuts, acting so funny
looking at all the shiny

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!

When you stop believing in Santa Claus
is when you start getting clothes for Christmas

As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what would you like for Christmas?”
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: “Didn’t you get my E-mail?

He who has no Christmas in his heart
will never find Christmas under a tree.
I know I’ve told u many times
How much I love u, Dear
And how it seems to me
u grow still sweeter every year.

Unlock the door of ur heart
Enter the gentleness within.
Open the window of ur soul
Breathe in the season of miracles
No matter how far u’ve traveled
It’s time to come home now
Where Christmas abounds in love.

Days are too busy
Hours are too few
Seconds are too fast
but there is always a time for me to say
Happy new year..

Because in everything I do
u always have a part,
Because a loving thought of u
Is always in my heart.

I really want to tell u
Just how precious u are to me
My every thought of you is as loving as can be
My heart is totally filled with things
That words alone can’t say
This comes especially for you
With love on Christmas DayC

The snow outside,light falling
of which u were so fond
swift on skis and snowboard
and skating on the pond

Baby I miss u
Most at Christmas time
And I can’t get u
Get u off my mind
Every other season comes along
And I’m all right
But then I miss u, most at Christmas time.

And then I miss u
Most at Christmas time
And I can’t get you
Get u off my mind
Every other season comes along
And I’m all right…
But then I miss u, most at Christmas time

Every year at Christmas time
There’s not a sign of snow.
Instead we spend our yuletide days
In the sun’s warm cheery glow.

There’ll be one missing Christmas
one place at table bare
one smiling face we’ll yearn for
just knowing you’re not there.

I made a Christmas wish for u
For a holiday full of pleasure
Friends and family all around
And memories 2 treasure.

We’re wishing u a Christmas
Full of laughter, love and light
With delicious holiday foods
To excite ur appetite.

Holiday time is 4 feasting
We look forward 2 each treat
The tables are full of our favorite foods
We’ve got lots of good things to eat.

I wish for u a Christmas filled
With joyous holiday cheer
I wish u a Merry Christmas
And a very Happy New Year.

Because I miss u
Most at Christmas time
And I can’t get u
Get u off my mind
Every other season comes along
And I’m all right
But then I miss u, most at Christmas time..

The snow outside,light falling
of which you were so fond
swift on skis and snowboard
and skating on the pond.

We’ll have to gather all our faith
and be of one accord
knowing u are safe with Him,
spending Christmas with our Lord…

Christmas is filled with special joys
And the very best of all
Is contemplating those dear to us
And the memories we recall

Christmas vacation is great
My time is mine 2 spend
I can be with friends or watch TV
I wish it would never end.

If you sat beneath the Christmas tree
You’d sure add 2 the decor
But even if u were gift wrapped, dear
I couldn’t love u more.

I heard the bells on Christmas Day
Their old familiar carols play,
And wild and sweet the words repeat
Of peace on Earth, good will to men!

Good news from heaven the angels bring
Glad tidings to the earth they sing
To us this day a child is given
To crown us with the joy of heaven.

Christmas, here again.
Let us raise a loving cup
Peace on earth, goodwill to men
And make them do the washing up

It was always said of him, that he knew how 2 keep Christmas well,
if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us,
and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed,
“God Bless Us, Every One”.

May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.
Wish you lots of love, joy & happiness.
MARRY CHRISTMAS

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten
and his present remembered. What I don’t like about office
Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

Love came down at Christmas
Love all lovely, love divine
Love was born at Christmas
Stars and angels gave the sign.

Wouldn’t life be worth the living
Wouldn’t dreams be coming true
If we kept the Christmas spirit
All the whole year through?

Heap on the wood
The wind is chill
But let it whistle as it will
We’ll keep our Christmas merry still.

I love the Christmas tide, and yet
I notice this, each year I live
I always like the gifts I get
But how I love the gifts I give!

Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying
snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you merry christmas.

Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind,
Teach us to be patient and always 2 be kind.

In this X-mas,
In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U.
Happy Merry Christmas.

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with u all through the Year.
Wishing u a season of blessings from heaven above.
Happy Christmas

For thy lord
ur God had made it possible for u
to see the month of December!
So shall all impossibility in ur will be possible!
Wishing u merry x-mas!!

Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day.
u can’t crowd into it any arrears of
unselfishness and kindliness that
may hav accrued during the past twelve months.

A Christmas candle is a lovely thing,
It makes no noise at all,
But softly gives itself away,
While quite unselfish,
it grows small.

For thy lord
your God had made it possible for u
to see the month of December!
So shall all impossibility in your will be possible.
Wishing u merry x-mas!!

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with u all through the Year.
Wishing u a season of blessings from heaven above.
Happy Christmas

A little smile, a word of cheer, A bit of love from someone near
A little gift from one held dear, Best wishes for the coming year
These make a Merry Christmas!

As you celebrate Christmas, may u experience true love.
Jesus is the reason for the season and he is the epitome of true love.
Merry Christmas and a wonderful New Year.

May all have a happy time on Christmas each year.
Merry Christmas!

Faith makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Love makes all things beautiful,
May u have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS

There is no ideal Christmas, only the one Christmas you decide to
make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

May this Christmas end the present year
on a cheerful note and make way
for a fresh and bright new year.
Here’s wishing you a
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,
Lets cherish each moment it beholds,
Lets celebrate this blissful New year.
Merry X-mas

I wish U Lovely X-mas
I wish U Favorable
I wish U Enjoyable
U shall not Lack in this X-mas
thy Lord shall provide to U!
Merry X-Mas.

In this X-mas,
In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U!
Happy Merry Christmas.

Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it

Saint Nicholas is the main Clause
His wife is a relative Clause
His children are dependent Clauses
Their Dutch uncle is a restrictive Clause
Santa’s elves are subordinate Clauses

Who delievers elephants’s Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus

New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations
new is the resolution, new are the spirits and
forever my warm wishes are for u.
Have a promising and fulfilling new year.

May this new year bring many opportunities your way
to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions
for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams
into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.

Merry Christmas and may God’s grace be with you.
Make merry not just on this wonderful holiday but all through the year,
God Bless.

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, making,
everything softer than snowflakes and all the more beautiful.
Wish you a Magical Christmas.

Don’t expect too much of Christmas.
You can’t crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness
and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months.

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me.
Happy Christmas.

Christmas is an ideal time to express love and
good wishes for those we care!! Here is platform
to help you send your loving Christmas Messages
to dear ones located anywhere in the world.

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts
you in a sack don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.