Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the…… train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,….. ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, donrsquo;t misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..

Last night I Got a severe Head pain… I went to the Doctor … He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person… Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?

Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!!

Your girlfriend is: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

A Day will come,
When the Whole World
will Celebrate

your Personality
your Thought
your Ideas
your Talent
your Smartness
and
That day is
Today – April 1st.

If You Don’t Mind
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If You Don’t Feel Bad
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Please
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Give Me a
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KISSAN Jam Bottle soon. . Just Rs.25/- Only.

Hi.! All.
NO Messages to
Trouble you for a Year.
Leaving for
USA Urgently Tönight.
Wish Me ‘Bon Voyage’

So Sweet is Your SMILE.!
So Sweet is Your STYLE.!
So Sweet is Your VOICE.!
So Sweet is Your EYE.!
See . . .
How Sweetly I LIE.?
Happy All Fools Day.

A- U R Attractive
B- U R the Best
C- U R Cute
D- U R Dear to Me
E- U R Excellent
F- U R Funny
G- U R Good Looking
H- HeHe
I- I’m
J-Joking
Happy All Fools Day.!

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Naanaavadhu USA Poaradhaavadhu.?
A.F.

A – U r Attractive
B – U r the Best
C – U r Cute
D – U r Dear 2 Me
E – U r Excellent
F – U r Funny
G – U r Good-Looking
H – hehehe
I – I’m
J – JOKING
Happy April Fool Day

In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!

FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY

HAPPY APRIL FOOL – 2009!!!

Have a nice foolish day ahead….

If Today Anyone
Talks & Praises
You For Your
1) Gud looks
2 ) Nature
3 ) Style
4 ) Attitude,

Kick Them Off.
How Dare They
FOOL U
Before
April 1st.

Hey get ready,
my marriage is fixed.
Its on 1st of April.
Surprised?
Stupid,
1st april is April fool,
and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April When conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- And took the ticket and said April Fool. I have pass.

Sky is in Blue Colour Like “You”
Moon in White Colour Like “Me”
But Our “SON” is Red Colour
“Sorry Spelling Mistake”
Our “SUN” is in Red Colour like Red Rose…
April Fooll

So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see …….how Sweetly I LIE.
Happy April Fool Day!

Hi Good News…. Be happy

Check NDTV news………………..below link

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Ha ha ah I made you April Fool!!!!

Still you are having hopes ?

April fool in Advance ……………..

If Today Anyone
Talks & Praises
You For Your
1) Gud looks
2 ) Nature
3 ) Style
4 ) Attitude,

Kick Them Off.
How Dare They
FOOL U
Before
April 1st.

A day will come…

When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:

YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year.
Congratulations!

31st March ho ya 1st april
Fool to Fool hi hota hai.

Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.

CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
“Happy April Fool Day”