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Blonde Jokes

Rahul — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 15:56:14 +0000

Why does a Blonde
keep Empty Beer bottles
in her fridge.?

They are for
Those who Don’t Drink…..

Blonde Jokes

Rahul — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 09:52:22 +0000

In a TV Millionaire show,
a Blonde is asked,
Which of these Birds
do Not Build a Nest -
Robin
Sparrow
Cuckcoo
Thrush.
Blonde Immediately says Cuckoo and Wins $ 1 Million.
Later, Carol her Friend asks, How were you
that Sure. You didn’t
ask for any Options like, Phone a Friend etc.?
Blonde : Simple. Everyone knows Cuckoos Live
In Clocks.!

Blonde Joke

Rahul — Sun, 25 May 2008 18:03:55 +0000

Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of
Bakersfield, a woman, who happened to be blonde, and new to boating was having a
problem. No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn’t get her brand new 22-ft
Bayliner to perform. It wouldn’t get on a plane at all, and it was very sluggish in
almost every maneuver, no matter how much power she applied.
After about an hour of trying to make it go, she putted over to a nearby marina.
Maybe they could tell her what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed
everything was in perfect working order. The engine was fine, the outdrive went up
and down, the prop was the correct size and pitch.
So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up
choking on water, he was laughing so hard. Under the boat, still strapped securely in
place, was the trailer.