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Bengali New Year SMS

Rahul — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 06:37:04 +0000

Dingoli jamoni houk thik e jai kata,
Tobe bolo lav ki porono sriti geta,
A Bochore puran houk tur sokol aasa,
New Year a Tur jonna ata e kori Prottasa…

Bengali New Year SMS

Rahul — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 00:30:15 +0000

Natun asha, natun pran, natun sure natun gaan
natun jiboner natun alo
Natun bochhor katuk bhalo.
Subho Noboborsho!

Shubho Bijoya Message in Bengali

Rahul — Sun, 23 Oct 2011 05:45:37 +0000

Sango holo pujor bela, Aaj mayer jabar pala,
Asche bochhor aabar hobe, Mone te ei aasha robe,
Suru holo sindhur khela, Bijoya sarbo ei bela,
Tai aamar bishesh dhara, Sms e Bijoya sara,
Shubho Bijoya.

Subho Bijoya SMS – Bengali SMS

Rahul — Sun, 23 Oct 2011 05:42:43 +0000

Dhaker Awaj holo Mridu, Mayer hasi holo Mlaan,
Ebar Mago biday tobe Asche bachchar abar hobe,
Sabai ke Ma rakhis sukhe,
Bijoya hok MISTI MUKHE.
SUBHO BIJOYA.

Bengali Eid Mubarak SMS

Rahul — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 16:46:38 +0000

Tur eccha golo ura bayrak pakhna doti mala,
Dingoli tur jakna keta amni hasa khala,
Aoporno na thaka jano tur kuno shokh,
Ai kamonay bondo tuka Eid-Mubarak.

Bengali New Year SMS

Rahul — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 18:16:30 +0000

Aji Puraton Joto Glani,
Dhukko, Kosto, Shok, Dur Hoae Jak Kaler Gorve.
Prokritir Okkritim Shojibotai, Snato Hoae Falgundharai,
Nobo Borsher Notun Aloi Ud Vashito
Hok Jiboner Protiti Khon, Ai Kamonai
SHUVO NOBOBORSO…

Bengali SMS

Rahul — Tue, 24 May 2011 18:59:27 +0000

Tumar Satha Tanki Maira Manibag Faka,
Mase Mase Goccha Dilam Hazar Pachek Taka.
Akhon Tumi Kaita Poro Amai System Koira?
Eccha Kora Size koira Day Bondo Tura Doira..

Tumi akhon bondo…amar khub Dear,
Amakeo rakho tumar… ridoyer Near,
God chara kaoka tumi…karona Fear,
Dekhba kovo jibona tumar…asbena Tear.

Tur jonna aanta pari akas thaka tara,
Tui bolla bachta pari oxyzen chara,
Prithibi takeo lutate pari bondo turi pai,
Abar tuie bol avaba koto r mittha bola jai!!

Network niya Raja Rani boro payrasan,
Paira diya korlo suro chithi aadan prodan,
Chithi charai paira ekdin Rajar kacha galo,
Tina dakha Raja saheb khube raga galo,
Bari fira Raja bola ata holo ki?
Rani bola ata chilo Miss Call tao bujoni!!

Bengali Birthday SMS

Rahul — Tue, 24 May 2011 18:54:19 +0000

Janmodiner shubechcha, priti R bhalobasha,
Pouchhobe tomar kache, amar ei asha.
Ei kobita pore tumi hasbe hoyto, ke ba jane
Udyeshya saphal hobe, jadi ei sms ekta hasi tomar mukhe aane !
Shubho Janmadin !

Bengali SMS for Friends

Rahul — Fri, 22 Apr 2011 04:18:46 +0000

Dibbo kore bolchi tumai ar hobena vhul,
Hariye tumai aaj amija na pai vabe kul,
Roylo amar ai abedon grohon koro mura…
Aager moto e badbo tumai nikhad premer dura.
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Dingoli jamoni houk thik e jai kata,
Tobe bolo lav ki porono sriti geta,
A Bochore puran houk tur sokol aasa,
New Year a Tur jonna ata e kori Prottasa..
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Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela,
Ak Chad ka ghira e jano tader joto khela,
Bondo onek pawa jai baralay hat,
Amar kacha tui ja Bondo..Oi Akaser e Chad!!
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Tomar jonna Sokal,Dupur tomar jonna Sondha,
Tomar jonna sokol Gulap & Rojonigondha.
Tomar jonnae sob Sur tomar jonnae Chondo
Noton Bochor boya anuk Onabil Anondo.

Free Bengali Jokes SMS

Rahul — Fri, 22 Apr 2011 04:14:27 +0000

Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,
Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms
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tomay bhalobese ki pelam ami
tumey ba ki dile amay
tomar preme pagol pothik ami
tao ki bujhte paro na tumi
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Kao Kao Gonta Khanek Kore,
Kao Abar 3/4 Gontao Kore,
Kao Kao to Sara Rat Doray Kore….Ki ?…Ki Abar ….
MOBILE CHARGE!!

Bengali SMS

Rahul — Fri, 22 Apr 2011 04:09:27 +0000

Bastota amake dayna obosor,
Tai bola vabona amai sarthopor,
jakhane e thaki, thaki joto e dura…
Tumi aacho sarakhon ai hridoy jura…
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Tumi Amar Ringtone, Tumie Vibration,
Tumie Amar GP,AKTEL,djuice Connection.
Tumi Amar GPRS, Tumie Amar EDGE,
Tumie Amar Hridoy Jore NETWORK COVERAGE
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Hoyto tomai valobesa korechilam vhul,
Taito akhon dicchi sai vhular e mashool,
Phool vabe tumari sudu kortam sadona…
Tai bodhoy soite hochcha katar jontrona.
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Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon.
Valo kore aage take jane nao,Sa kamon doron.
Aabeg ta komia aalap ta jomia aage jena nao tar vator goron..
Pore dio Mon!

Subho Noboborsho : Happy Bengali New Year SMS

Rahul — Sun, 10 Apr 2011 17:27:50 +0000

Here are some cute and lovely Bengali SMS

Eccha golo Akas cholo,Vaslo meghar sari,
Khusir jhora tepantore hridoy dilo pari,
Moner maje setar baje khusita mon saje,
Eidar din huq Rongin ai kamonate…
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Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Subho Noboborsho ..

Bengali SMS Shayari

Rahul — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 18:33:30 +0000

Chena prithibe aachena lage,
Likechi kobita tomar name,
Jossona akase bristi jore,
Bijechi ami tomar preme!!

Raat er khamoshi raas ase na;
Amar chaya ekhon amar paas ase na;
Kichu ase to bas tomar yaad;
Jeta ek poloker jonno amar thake doore jai na.!!

Khusbhu er moto tomar modhe miliye jabo;
Sukun hoye tomar hridoy vore debo;
anubhab kore khusite thakbe;
jokhon amay mone korbe;
dur thake chole asbo.!!

Joto bhalobasa peyechi tomar kach thake;
Dustu aii mon chai aro besi pete;
ki jani tomar modhe ki achhe;
ke mon chai tomake aro besi kore kache pete.!!

Ki bhabe bholbo tomake ami,
jhakon tumi sudui royecho amar bhabana jure,
ki bhabe chaibona tomake ami,
jhakon tumi sudui royecho amar sapno jure,
ki bhabe bhalobasbona tomake ami,
jhakon tumi sudui royecho amar anntor jure,
ki bhabe jete di tomake ami,
jhakon tumi sudui royecho amar dehho jure!!

Hariya jabo jadin ami,
Porbe amai mone,,
ek fota jol asthe dio,,,
tomar choker kone,,,,
sedin jotoi dakbe amai,,,,,
debona sara ami!bappa_2u
thakbo ami nil akasher,,,
chotto ekta tara hoye!!!!!!!

Tumi akhon bondo…amar khub Dear,
Amakeo rakho tumar… ridoyer Near,
God chara kaoka tumi…karona Fear
Dekhba kovo jibona tumar…asbena Tear

Bengali Friendship SMS

Rahul — Sun, 09 Jan 2011 05:13:54 +0000

Tumi Akhon Bondo…Amar Khub Dear
Amakeo Rakho Tumar… Ridoyer Near
God Chara Kaoka Tumi…Karona Fear
Dekhba Kovo Jibona Tumar…Asbena Tear

Bengali Eid Mubarak SMS

Rahul — Sun, 09 Jan 2011 05:09:11 +0000

Tur Eccha Golo Ura Bayrak Pakhna Doti Mala,
Dingoli Tur Jakna Keta Amni Hasa Khala,
Aoporno Na Thaka Jano Tur Kuno Shokh,
Ai Kamonay Bondo Tuka Eid-Mubarak

Funny Bengali SMS

Rahul — Sun, 09 Jan 2011 04:57:53 +0000

Hridoy Khula Shopa Dilam Turi Chorona,
Eccha Hole Aagla Rakhis Hridoy Gohina
Aoniccha Ta Chura Falis Kuno Ek Dustbina!!
Kao Kao Gonta Khanek Kore…
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Tomar Jonnae Boka Amar Pahar Soman Jala…
R Aj Sai Tumie Bolle Amai…
HABO BHAI TUMI HABOE ROYYA GELA!!
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Tur Jonna Aanta Pari Akas Thaka Tara,
Tui Bolla Bachta Pari Oxyzen Chara,
Prithibi Takeo Lutate Pari Bondo Turi Pai,
Abar Tuie Bol Avaba Koto R Mittha Bola Jai!!
`
Network Niya Raja Rani Boro Payrasan,
Paira Diya Korlo Suro Chithi Aadan Prodan,
Chithi Charai Paira Ekdin Rajar Kacha Galo,
Tina Dakha Raja Saheb Khube Raga Galo,
Bari Fira Raja Bola Ata Holo Ki?
Rani Bola Ata Chilo Miss Call Tao Bujoni!!
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Na Jena Na Suna Kokhono,Diyo Nako Mon.
Na Jena Na Suna Kokhono,Diyo Nako Mon.
Valo Kore Aage Take Jane Nao,Sa Kamon Doron.
Aabeg Ta Komia Aalap Ta Jomia
Aage Jena Nao Tar Vator Goron..
Pore Dio Mon!
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Badonar Bihera Dariya Tumaka Suddu Dekese
Nistobbdo Hoyasa Tumar Agate Amar Ai Mon
Tobu Kano Ai Min Suddu Tumar Kota Babba
Tume Ar Ame Dutty Mona Futtasilo Ja Full
Aj Jorra Porasa Suddu Tumar Karona
Moyabini Nas…..?

Bengali Love SMS

Rahul — Sun, 09 Jan 2011 04:55:00 +0000

Kisu Megh Eka, Kisu Bristi Oshru,
Kisu Alo Biborno,
Kisu Adhar Ononto,
Kisu Rat Nirghum,
Kisu Kasta Ferarir,
Kisu Asha Opurno…
SHUVO NOBOBORSHO

Bengali New Year SMS

Rahul — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 19:03:23 +0000

Noton bochor asok niya noton noton aasa
Prithibite choriya dik sudue valobasa.
Hana hani,Vedavad sob kichu voli
Aso soba mila misa Sot potha choli.
Sobaika New Year ar Soveccha.
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Porono joto Hotasha,Dukkho,Obosad,
Noton bochor ogoloka karok Dulissat,
Sukh,Anonda mucha jak sokol Jatona,
New Year a Sobar jonne Shuvo Kamona.
Happy New Year 2011.

Bengali SMS

Rahul — Tue, 11 May 2010 17:22:58 +0000

Dibbo Kore Bolchi Tumai Ar Hobena Vhul,
Hariye Tumai Aaj Amija Na Pai Vabe Kul,
Roylo Amar Ai Abedon Grohon Koro Mura…
Aager Moto E Badbo Tumai Nikhad Premer Dura…
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Hoyto Tomai Valobesa Korechilam Vhul,
Taito Akhon Dicchi Sai Vhular E Mashool,
Phool Vabe Tumari Sudu Kortam Sadona…
Tai Bodhoy Soite Hochcha Katar Jontrona.

Collection of My Bengali SMS

Rahul — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 18:03:20 +0000

Ai Mon chai sudu tomai Valobasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu tomar kacha Aasi,
Ai Mon chai tumar mukher akto Hasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu thakte tumar Pasapasi!

Eccha golo Akas cholo,Vaslo meghar sari,
Khusir jhora tepantore hridoy dilo pari,
Moner maje setar baje khusita mon saje,
Eidar din huq Rongin ai kamonate…EID MUBARAK

Tur jonna aanta pari akas thaka tara,
Tui bolla bachta pari oxyzen chara,
Prithibi takeo lutate pari bondo turi pai,
Abar tuie bol avaba koto r mittha bola jai!!

Bengali Christmas SMS

Rahul — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 12:10:22 +0000

Devdoot banke koi aayega
Saari tammanaye tumhari poori kar jayega
Christmas k iss khush din pe
Dher sare tohfe aur khushiyan de jayega..
Christmas mubarak !

Bengali SMS

Rahul — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:20:44 +0000

Tumi akhon bondo…amar khub Dear,
Amakeo rakho tumar… ridoyer Near,
God chara kaoka tumi…karona Fear,
Dekhba kovo jibona tumar…asbena Tear

Funny Bengali SMS Jokes

Rahul — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:18:31 +0000

Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon.
Valo kore aage take jane nao,Sa kamon doron.
Aabeg ta komia aalap ta jomia aage jena nao tar vator goron..Pore dio Mon!

Bengali patient: Doctor sahab, potla-potla totti aata hai, khane ko man nahin karta hai.
Doctor: Yeh lo dawai, mota-mota totti aayega, jaise marzi kaat ke khana

Bengali SMS Jokes

Rahul — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 09:34:17 +0000

Bengali patient: Doctor sahab, potla-potla totti aata hai, khane ko man nahin karta hai.
Doctor: Yeh lo dawai, mota-mota totti aayega, jaise marzi kaat ke khana

Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon.
Valo kore aage take jane nao,Sa kamon doron.
Aabeg ta komia aalap ta jomia aage jena nao tar vator goron..Pore dio Mon!

Oru vasantha kalam,
bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.
padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannu
aa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu .
.appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.
ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu..
..AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE

Lokathile ettavum valiya heart surgon neeyanu.. karanam oru murivu polumillathe, orittu rakham polum
cheethathe nee enthe hrydyathil kayariyunnalloo…..

Thala! Thala! Kattadura namma poochipandiku message anappikite irukkan.
Kattaduraiku kattam sarilla namaku message anapparathe avanuku polapa pochi Eduda cella anappuda gud
morni, gud after, gud night messagea
Thala namma cellula balance illa ok next meet panren.

Tumi akhon bondo…amar khub Dear,
Amakeo rakho tumar… ridoyer Near,
God chara kaoka tumi…karona Fear,
Dekhba kovo jibona tumar…asbena Tear

Bengali SMS

Rahul — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 08:57:06 +0000

Tumi akhon bondo
Tumi akhon bondo…amar khub Dear,
Amakeo rakho tumar… ridoyer Near,
God chara kaoka tumi…karona Fear,
Dekhba kovo jibona tumar…asbena Tear

Love Sms korlam
Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,
Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms

Thala! Thala!
Thala! Thala! Kattadura namma poochipandiku message anappikite irukkan.
Kattaduraiku kattam sarilla namaku message anapparathe avanuku polapa pochi Eduda cella anappuda gud
morni, gud after, gud night messagea
Thala namma cellula balance illa ok next meet panren.

Lokathile ettavum valiya
Lokathile ettavum valiya heart surgon neeyanu.. karanam oru murivu polumillathe, orittu rakham polum
cheethathe nee enthe hrydyathil kayariyunnalloo…..

Oru vasantha kalam
Oru vasantha kalam,
bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.
padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannu
aa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu .
.appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.
ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu..
..AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE

Na jena na suna
Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon.
Valo kore aage take jane nao,Sa kamon doron.
Aabeg ta komia aalap ta jomia aage jena nao tar vator goron..Pore dio Mon!

Potla-Potla
Bengali patient: Doctor sahab, potla-potla totti aata hai, khane ko man nahin karta hai.
Doctor: Yeh lo dawai, mota-mota totti aayega, jaise marzi kaat ke khana