Wed 31 Mar 2010
Enjoy the day
Oct-2 for Gandhi,
Nov-14 for Neharu,
Apr-24 for Sachin,
Aug-15 for India,
Apr-01 only for YOU. So Enjoy the day !!!
If a baby is born
in AFRICA,
what will
be the colour of the
babies teeth?
?
?
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.
.
.
you fool.!
a new born baby don’t have teeth…
Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
Its on 1st of April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled…
Wed 31 Mar 2010
Wannna Propose a girl…….. Try this!!!!
Follow strictly the below mentioned steps and success is guaranteed:
Choose the girl you want to propose on the D-day.
Pick a rose
Spot the girl
Stand in front of her
Give her the rose
Hug her tightlllyyyyy
If she doesn’t resist. Battle won, the girl is yours!!
If she resists and stare at you angrily, immediately leave her and start clapping and shouting
‘Didi Darr Gayi, Didi Darr Gayi!!!’
And Say April Fool………..
Wed 31 Mar 2010
Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…
Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.
The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars…
So, if u dont mind……
Can I sell you?
If u save this msg, it means I’m cute. If u edit this, I’m still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i’m cute & if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i’m cute!
Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry u’ll find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u.
So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see …….how Sweetly I LIE.
Happy April Fool Day!
If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.How dare they fool u before april 1st.
Tue 30 Mar 2010
Plz open this after 4days at Thursday.
.
.
.
.
.
I know u can’t wait.
So Congrats.
U r a 1st FOOL of 2010.
April Fool in Advance
Tue 30 Mar 2010
A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Will Celebrate
Ur Name,
Ur Fame,
Ur Thoughts,
Ur Ideas,
But U Hav 2 Wait For Two days
Till Ur Birthday ; April 1
I want U to know that U are very important to me,
It’s impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere….
DON’T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN…
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO …
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
Plz go to creat message
Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
277451366514612382623
Sat 2 Jan 2010
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the…… train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,….. ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, donrsquo;t misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..
Last night I Got a severe Head pain… I went to the Doctor … He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person… Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?
Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!!
Your girlfriend is: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
Wed 1 Apr 2009
A Day will come,
When the Whole World
will Celebrate
your Personality
your Thought
your Ideas
your Talent
your Smartness
and
That day is
Today – April 1st.
If You Don’t Mind
.
If You Don’t Feel Bad
.
Please
.
Give Me a
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K
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KI
.
KIS
.
.
KISS
KISS. .
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.
KISSAN Jam Bottle soon. . Just Rs.25/- Only.
Wed 1 Apr 2009
Hi.! All.
NO Messages to
Trouble you for a Year.
Leaving for
USA Urgently Tönight.
Wish Me ‘Bon Voyage’
So Sweet is Your SMILE.!
So Sweet is Your STYLE.!
So Sweet is Your VOICE.!
So Sweet is Your EYE.!
See . . .
How Sweetly I LIE.?
Happy All Fools Day.
A- U R Attractive
B- U R the Best
C- U R Cute
D- U R Dear to Me
E- U R Excellent
F- U R Funny
G- U R Good Looking
H- HeHe
I- I’m
J-Joking
Happy All Fools Day.!
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How Long should
I Wait in ‘Q’ to
Wish You APRIL FOOL?@
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Naanaavadhu USA Poaradhaavadhu.?
A.F.
Tue 31 Mar 2009
A – U r Attractive
B – U r the Best
C – U r Cute
D – U r Dear 2 Me
E – U r Excellent
F – U r Funny
G – U r Good-Looking
H – hehehe
I – I’m
J – JOKING
Happy April Fool Day
Tue 31 Mar 2009
In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!
