1. I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away, then
I wrote your name on my Heart & I got Heart Attack.

2. God saw me hungry, He created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, He created Pepsi.
He saw me in dark, He created light.
He saw me without problems, He created YOU.

3. Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
Once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

4. The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn’t it rain on you?

5. Roses are red, Violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo,
Don’t feel so angry
You will find me there too,
Not in cage but laughing at you…

Aapke haath me mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh smile hai…
SMS ki achchi khasi File hai…
Phir bhi SMS nahi karte…

yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai??

How to catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and just be yourself.
Squirrels will come to you on their own.
Because they just love NUTS .

Arz kiya hai:

I am a dog and u r a flower,

gaur farmaiega

I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!

Ansoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gehari ho,
Baap tu bane aur Mehanat meri h

Lab Pe Hi Rukti
Lab Pe Hi Rukti Hai Baat Aate Aate
Neend To Nahi Aati Sapnay Bohat Hain Aate
Hum To Hain Phasay Ik Haseen Uljhan Mein
Kaash Woh Aakar Iseh Suljhaate::: ::::::::

Sorry there
Sorry there is no space for your msg in my inbox and also no space for you in my heart.

Kal ko milne
Kal ko milne ki aas rehne do,
Zindagi ki baqi pyas rhne do,
Apni khushiyan smait lo jana,
Mujh ko u hi udas rhne do.

Aj rotha howa
Aj rotha howa 1 shaks both yad aya
Acha guzra howa kuch waqt bohut yaad aya
Jo mery dard ko seenay mein chupa leta tha
Aj jab dard hua to bohut yad aya.

Hansi ne labon
Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia hai,
Khawabo ne palkon pe ana choor dia hai
Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi
Aap ne jab se yaad karna choor dia hai.

Wada kero
Wada kero per nibhana sikho
Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho
U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao
Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho.

Dukha k bat karo
zulf rukh say hatta k bat karo
raat ko din bana k bat karo
ashianay k charagh madhum hain tum zara
aankhain uttha k baat karo koi taza fareb
danain ko tum zara muskara k baat karo
yeh bhi andazay guftagu hai koi jab karo dil dukha k bat karo

Lab Pe Hi Rukti
Lab Pe Hi Rukti Hai Baat Aate Aate
Neend To Nahi Aati Sapnay Bohat Hain Aate
Hum To Hain Phasay Ik Haseen Uljhan Mein
Kaash Woh Aakar Iseh Suljhaate::: ::::::::

Sorry there
Sorry there is no space for your msg in my inbox and also no space for you in my heart.

Kal ko milne
Kal ko milne ki aas rehne do,
Zindagi ki baqi pyas rhne do,
Apni khushiyan smait lo jana,
Mujh ko u hi udas rhne do.

Aj rotha howa
Aj rotha howa 1 shaks both yad aya

Acha guzra howa kuch waqt bohut yaad aya

Jo mery dard ko seenay mein chupa leta tha

Aj jab dard hua to bohut yad aya.

Hansi ne labon
Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia hai,
Khawabo ne palkon pe ana choor dia hai
Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi
Aap ne jab se yaad karna choor dia hai.

Wada kero
Wada kero per nibhana sikho
Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho
U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao
Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho.

dukha k bat karo
zulf rukh say hatta k bat karo
raat ko din bana k bat karo
ashianay k charagh madhum hain tum zara
aankhain uttha k baat karo koi taza fareb
danain ko tum zara muskara k baat karo
yeh bhi andazay guftagu hai koi jab karo dil dukha k bat karo