Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

BEST SMS OF THE YEAR:
How amazing!! – A mother makes her son “INTELLIGENT” in 20 years, but a girl makes him “STUPID” in 2 mins.

Second Best:
Arguing with a girl is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. After some time, u realize that u r getting dirty, but the pig is actually enjoying.

Third Best SMS:
Boys go to college to develop the mind; girls go to college to catch them before this happens .

8: U read their Sms Over & over again
7: U feel shy whenever they r around
6: When u think about them, ur heart beats faster
4: U smile when you hear their voice
3: U would do anything for them
2: While reading this, there was 1 person on ur mind this whole time
1: As U were so busy thinking about that person, u didnt notice Point number 5 was missing.

Hi .-””’-.
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Can i stay here in ur “inbox”and wait until 14 February?
So i can be the first to say u Advanced Happy Velantine’s Day”
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One day in your life a smart girl will come, who will love u a lot.
She will touch you with love and give you many kisses….
And will say……..
I love U … Pappa…..:-)

My friends bombard me with SMS messages. Sometimes they send me SMSs that are really funny. I don’t know where they get them, but they are really funny.

Do u know what does the computer
think of you when u sit in front
of it
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INTEL Inside….
IDIOT Outside

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

If not other than our common
ground to meet,
let me remember the anonymous,
for once at least,
beyond the patriotic floats display
on a Republic Day.
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Aao Desh ka saman kare
shahido ki shahidat kare
Ek baar fir rastra ki kaman
hum hindustani apne haaton mein dhare
Aao swantrata diwas ka samaan kare.
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Let us remember the golden heritage of
our country and feel proud to be a part of India.
HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY 2010
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Independence a Precious gift of God.
May We Always Remain Independent Ameen.
A Very Happy Republic Day To You.

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Happy Republic Day!
‘Salaam India!
Vande “Mataram. “

Still Sleeping ?
The nation need you !
You need to be Awaken !
You are part of world’s biggest Democracy ..
Today is the day when We got our own constitution..
Its Indian Republic Day..
Wake up and Value the Day – 26 the January.
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Our life is full of Colors …
I hope this 26th January will add more colors to your life
Happy Republic Day
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Lets celebrate and solute the noble cause,
Its our nation which is shining as it was,
Its REPUBLIC DAY Today…
Don’t forget the effort,make it movement of mass !!
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Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes.
Happy Republic Day
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Bhartiye hone par kariye garv,
Milke manaiye loktantra ka parva,
Desh ke dushmno ko milke harao,
Har ghar par tiranga lahrao.
Jai bharat jai hind.
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The Roots of Violence: Wealth without work,
Pleasure without conscience,
Knowledge without character,
Commerce without morality,
Science without humanity,
Worship without sacrifice,
Politics without principles
Happy Republic Day
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If not other than our common
ground to meet,
let me remember the anonymous,
for once at least,
beyond the patriotic floats display
on a Republic Day.
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On the Republic Day
Let’s carry on ritually remembering
each other and greet
on occasions, on anniversaries;
let’s carry on to count years,
add on the numbers,
for the delight of managers
of our affairs;
let’s hope for the magic wand
to work miracles by the turn
of the endless night.
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The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated
Happy Republic Day
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The difference between what we do and what we are capable of doing would suffice to solve most of the world’s problems
Happy Republic Day
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Other Might Have Forgotten
But Never Can I
The Flag Of My Country
Furls Very High
Happy Republic Day
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Bharat ky nikamy baccho, valentine day ya friends day hota to ab tk 50 sms a gay hoty.
So wish evrybody happy republic day.!
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Tairna hy to samandr main tairo nade naalon main kia rakha hy
Pyar krna hy to watan sy karo in bewafa laakion main kya rkha hy
Happy republic day
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Our life iz full of colors and I hope this 26th January will add more colors in ur life.
Happy Republic Day
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Humare india ko aazad hue 62 saal ho gaye
phir bhi
NO PROGRESS
why?
Malum kyu?
Kyuki aaj bhi india ki bholi janta humara sms padh rahi hai
Happy Republic Day 2010
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31 states
1618 languages
6400 castes
6 ethnic groups
29 festivalS
1 COUNTRY, PROUD TO BE: INDIAN
Happy Republic Day
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DESH bahkto kai balidaan sai,
SWATNATRA hoai hai hum..
koi puche kon ho to GRAV sai kahnge bhartiya hai ham…
***HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY.. IN ADDVANCE***
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Let us remember the golden heritage of our country and feel proud to be indian.
Happy Republic Day
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Gandhi swapna jab satya bana,
Desh tabhi jab gantantra bana,
Aaj fir sae yaad kare woh mehnat,
Jo thi ki veero ne,aur bharat gantantra bana.
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Let us remember the golden heritage of our country and feel proud to be a part of India.
HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY
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31 States,
1618 Languages,
6400 Castes,
6 Religions,
6 Ethnic Groups,
29 Major Festivals &
1 Country!
Be Proud To Be An Indian!…
Great Republic…
Happy Republic Day !!
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Thanks for not sending any messages till now..
You are selected for kanji 2009-10 award.
Dont send this message to anyone.
Try for Yechi award….;-)@

“Help
a girl
when
she is
in trouble,
and
she will
surely
remember
you..

only
when
she is
again
in trouble..”

- Shakespeare

Thirakkil Bharyamare Kaanaathaaya randuper Kandumuttunnu…
A: Ninte Bharya Kaanaanengane?
B: Veluthu Melinju, Chuvanna Chundum, Churunda mudiyum,Nunakkuzhi kavilum, kinnari pallum. Ninte bharya engana?
A: entethu potte…. Namuk nintethu nokam.

U r a amtinathoning…
U r my eanmt exclrmination…
U r sweet ambtrikated…
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Oh… Pinne nekki nokunnad kanda thonnum mukali paranjadallam manasilayi ennu …..!!

Hai Dear…

ne nale free ano?

Namukku oridam vare pokana..,

Vere evideyum alla..,

Kazhinja Azhcha palliyil chennapol Fthr paranju,
“Ini varumbol kurishu koodi kondu varanam”enu!

plz varile..

He he..
Keep smiling..