Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

May this New Year bring many opportunities ur way, to explore every joy of life & may ur resolutions 4 the days ahead stay firm, turning all ur dreams into reality & all ur efforts into great achievements.

A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body & Heart full of Love..All these are my Prayers for You..Wish a Happy New Year 2010.

New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishin u a truly fulfilling 2010

God Bless U N Keep U Safe
Not Only Today But Throughout Life
That is coming In Ur Way.
May Year To Follow
Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.

Shant niwant shishir sarala.
Salsalata hirwa vasant aala.
Kokilechya suravatee sobat, chaitra”PADVA” dari aala.
“Nutan Varshabhinandan ”

Rang-gandhachya utsavat,
Samil hou ya sarejan,
Gudhipadvyachya shubhecha deun,
Sajra karu ya navvarshacha san.
Nutan Varshachya Hardik Shubheccha .

Years come n go, but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year.

A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body & Heart full of Love..All these are my Prayers for You..Wish a Happy New Year.

When the mid-nite bell rings tonight…
Let it signify new and better things for you, let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes, Wishing you a very…very…very prosperious New Year.

Keep the smile, leave the tear, Think of joy, forget the fear… Hold the laugh, leave the pain, Be joyous , Because It’s New Year.

My wishes for you, Great start for Jan, Love for Feb, Peace for march, No worries for April, Fun for May, Joy for June to Nov, Happiness for Dec, Have a lucky and wonderful New Year.

My wishes for you in year 2010
Great start for Jan,
Love for Feb,
Peace for march,
No worries for April
Fun for May,
Joy for June to Nov,
Happiness for Dec,
Have a lucky and wonderful 2010.

There have been many time in 2009
when I may disturbed you
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u
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.
.
today I just wanna tell you
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.
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I plan to continue it in 2010.

Three Malayali Couples in a Restaurant….
Couple 1 : Husband: “aa sugar ingeduthe Panjare….”
Couple 2 : Husband: “aa liver ingeduthe Karale………”
Upon hearing the above conversation, the third couple started…….
Couple 3: dundu mol : kandille manushya, avarudeyokke sneham. Angane venam bharthakkanmar aayal!
Then,
Couple 3: Tintumon : aa beef ingeduthe Pothe..!!! ))

I will no longer waste my time relieving the
past,instead I will spend it worrying on the future.

I will not bore my boss by ,with the same excuses
for taking leaves.I will think of some more excuses.

I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.I will
avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.

I promise to clean my room once a week even though
I haven’t cleaned it more than once in the this year.

Draw up a list of people who were nasty to you in this
year,get your own back on them in the next year.

Drink more.Wasn’t it Benjamin Franklin who said,”Beer
is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. So be happy.

Eat more tasty things like candy, Big Macs,KFCs,popcorns
and ice creams.Eat less crap like fresh fruit,vegetables and soy stuffs and nuts.

Work less ,take it easy.All work and no play can
make you a dull boy/girl.Take up a new habit like
smoking for it helps keep tobacco workers in jobs.
I will treat my girlfriend better,I won’t make her
carry all the groceries the next time we go to the market.

I promise to always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump.

‘HAPPY NEW YEAR,2010‘

1. Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry…
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR

2. Beauty..
Freshness..
Dreams..
Truth..
Imagination..
Feeling..
Faith..
Trust..
This is begining of a new year!

3. A happy New Year! Grant that I
May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I’ve played the friend,
Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a happy year.

4. Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever.

5. Glory to God in highest heaven,
Who unto man His Son hath given;
While angels sing with tender mirth,
A glad new year to all the earth

6. My wishes for you, Great start for Jan, Love for Feb, Peace for march, No worries for April, Fun for May, Joy for June to Nov, Happiness for Dec, Have a lucky and wonderful 2010.

7. May The Year 2010 Bring for You Happiness,Success and filled with Peace,Hope & Togetherness of your Family & Friends….Wishing You a…*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

8. New Year’s eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights.

9. The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time. All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months!

10. When the mid-nite bell rings tonight…
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very…very…very prosperious 2010

New Year is the time to
unfold new horizons & realize new dreams,
to rediscover the strength & faith within u,
to rejoice in simple pleasures &
gear up 4 a new challenges.
Wishing u a truly fulfilling 2010

The Old Year
Has Gone,
Let The Dead Past
Bury Its Own Dead,
The New Year Has
Taken Possession
Of The Clock Of Time.
All Hail, The Duties And
Possibilities Of
The Coming 12 Months

May this new year bring many opportunities to your way,
to explore every joy of life
&
may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm,
turning all your dreams into reality
and all your efforts into great achievements.
Happy New Year to you & your loved ones.

2010 is at the door…
Remember
Life is short, break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
love truly,
laugh uncontrollably,
and
never regret anything that made you smile.

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very “Happy NEW YEAR”!

HAPPY NEW YEAR
Receive my simple gift of LOVE
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
HAPPY NEW YEAR….

A happy New Year!
Grant that I May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I’ve played the friend,
Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a happy year.