Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

Pongal SMS
Pongal thirunaalam
thaipongal thirunaalam
pongivarum pongal pola
engum pongatum magirchi
iniya pongal nalvazhthukal.

Tamil New Year SMS Message
A new beginning…
New hopes…
and new horizons to reach…
May the Sun radiate all the goodness of life…
In the coming year and always!
Puthandu Vazthukal!

I’m glad I met you
on the net.
It means so much to me
to share a bit
of my life with you
and yours a bit
with me.

The days are always
much brighter
when I receive a message
from you.
It’s great to know
there’s someone out there
who’s a friend,
loyal and true.

Our lives are always so hectic,
with little time to spare,
and it’s a wonderful feeling
just to know that you’re
out there.

You’ve made my life
much richer,
in your own caring way.
And I want you to know
that I’m thankful
for your friendship
every day.

If only you knew,
how my heart overflows with love for you.
If only you could see
the way you fill my hopes and dreams.
You’re the owner of my heart,
the ruler supreme.
Even in the dark of night,
I’ve only to think about you
to feel your loving light
and from this world I drift
feeling as if
I’ll never touch the ground again…
If only you knew.
If only you could guess
how I hear your voice when others speak;
for you hold the key to my happiness,
and it’s always you my soul seeks.
If only you could feel,
how your very presence
has the power to heal,
all the wounds inside me.
You’ve made me abandon
the pain of yesterday,
and you’ve shown me
that the past can no longer
stand in the way
of what I hope to achieve…
If only you knew.
If only you could realize
the way you’ve shown me
that it’s better to give
than to take,
and whatever I do,
I do for your sake.
I’m willing to give you my all
and expect nothing in return.
But, oh how I yearn
for you…
if only you knew.

You aren’t the first to fall.
Everyone, no matter how successful,
suffers pain, loss,
and disappointment.
And no road to a dream is
smooth or paved in gold.
But some qualities separate
the winners from the losers:
the winners may not be smarter
or more talented,
but they have faith that
great things are ahead.
They stay calm when the
tempest beats at their shore.
They know that storms never last long,
and they don’t let their dreams dissolve
beneath a bit of rain.
Don’t give up!
You can do it!

We have a special friendship,
and I don’t know how
it got its start.
I don’t know when
it happened,
but its warmth dwells
within my heart.
It arrived along
with happiness
that gives
my soul a lift,
and I’m convinced that
your friendship
is a precious gift!

Pradeep Sharma

Written with a pen
Sealed with a kiss
If you are my friend,
Please answer this:

Are we friends or are we not?
You told me once, but I forgot.
So tell me now and tell me true,
So I can say, I am here for you.
Of all the friends I’ve ever met,
You’re the one I won’t forget.
And if I die before you do,
I’ll go to Heaven
And wait for you.

I miss you more and more,
With every moment, every day…
I wish you could return to me,
I wish you hadn’t gone away.

It’s hard to be without you,
I’m lonely and I’m sad;
I can’t stop thinking of you
And the good times that we had.

If I could change just one thing,
I sure wish you could have stayed
Another day, another week…
Because with you I had it made.

…And I miss you so much…

Rishto ki
duniya hain nirali,
Sab rishto se pyari hain dosti hamari
Manjur hain aansu bhi aankho me hamari
Agar aa jaye muskan hotho pe tumhari…..

Friends r like street lights along the road.
They don’t make the distance any shorter but they light up the path & make the walk worthwhile!

A Friend is never measured by the number of times he made u laugh.
But by the number of times he made u SMILE after u cried.

U can buy gifts, but not luv.
U can pretend to smile, but not happy.
U can lie to others, but not to urself.
U can have many friends, but none as sweet as me.

How To Start Your Day With A Positive Attitude

1. Open a new file in your PC .

2. Name it ‘ Boss ‘

3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN

4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN

5. Your PC will ask you, ‘Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently? ‘

6. Answer calmly, ‘Yes,’ and press the mouse button firmly….

7. Feel better?

HAVE A NICE DAY

Ae Mere SMS Mere Dost k Pass jana
Wo Busy ho to Shor mat machana
Jab Wo Free ho jaye to Dheere se Muskrunaa
Aur Pyar se kehna k, Eid Mubarak Qubool Ho
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Kuch Musarrat Mazeed ho jaye
Is bahane se Eid ho jaye
Eid milne jo Aap aajayein
Meri bhi Eid, Eid ho jaye
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Gulshan ko kar rahi Mo’attar Hawa-e-Eid
Aata nahi kuch Nazar kuch b Siwaye Eid
Meri Taraf se Eid Mubarak ho Aap ko
Bus Mere pass hai Yehi Tohfaa Bara-e-Eid
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Dekha Hilal-e-Eid to aaya Khayal Tera
Wo Aasman ka chand hai , Tuu Mera Chand hai
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Eid aaye Tum na aaye kya Maza hai Eid ka
Eid hi to Naam hai Ek Dusrey ki Deed ka
Apna to kisi Tour katt jaye ga ye Din
Tum jis se milo aaj us ko Eid Mubarak
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Meri Eid ka Ta’alluq Teri Deed sey raha hai
na hoyee Deed Teri na hoyee hai Eid Meri
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Is Eid per na mil sakey Hum to kya hua
Jazbon mai ho Khuloos to Eid Hein Hazar
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Eid aayee hai sab log kehtey hain
Tum jo aajao to mujhe Yaqeeen aaye
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Mubarak Naam hai Tera, Mubarak ho Eid Tujh ko
Tuu jis ko dekhna chaye, us ki hi Deed ho Tujh ko
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Jab kabi mai ne Tere Chaand sa chehraa dekha
Eid ho k na ho, Meri Eid ho jati hai
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Konsi Cheez Tujhey Tohfaa bhejooon
Pyaar bhejooon k Duaaon ka Zakheera bejoon
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Door hoon apne Dost sey mai kesey Eid manaoon !!
Soch rahi hoon us tak pohnchoon ya us ko Bulaoon!
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Jo Tere sath guzri wo hi Eid ki Khushi Theri
Warna to boht guzri hain Zindagi mai Eide
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Eid Card hi bhej dena Tum na aana kabi
Ufff!! Tera Ek hi Imtihaan mai mujhe her Baras Dalna
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Ae Eid Card Khata na karna, Qadmon mai ja Girnaaa
Puchey jo Haal, Jhuk ker Eid Mubarak kehna
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Bhar Poor Musarraton ka Din Mubarak ho Tujhey
dey Eid her Lamhaa aisi Hazaron Khushyan Tujhey.
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Apna to kisi b tarah se katt jayega yeh Din
Jo aaj Tujh se miley us ko Eid Mubrak
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Kuch aur Barh gaya hai Eid k din Naaz-e-Dosti
Ae Jaan-e-Dost!!! Eid Mubarak ho Tujhey
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Mera Salam-e-Eid Behr haal Qubool ker!!!
Aey Rooh-e-Dost Tujh ko Mubarak Hazar Eid..
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Aayee hai Eid Roz-e-Musarrat liye hoye
Bethey hain Teri Deed ki Hasrat liye hoye
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Aayee Tere Milaap ki leker Nawed yeh Eid
Hey Aashiqon k Wastey Yowm-e-Saeed Eid
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Khushiyan manatey phirtey hain sab log Eid ki
Mujhe to Aarzoo hai Faqat tere Deed ki

Rishto ki duniya hain nirali,
Sab rishto se pyari hain dosti hamari
Manjur hain aansu bhi aankho me hamari
Agar aa jaye muskan hotho pe tumhari…..

Friends r like street lights along the road.
They don’t make the distance any shorter but they light up the path & make the walk worthwhile!

A Friend is never measured by the number of times he made u laugh.
But by the number of times he made u SMILE after u cried.

U can buy gifts, but not luv.
U can pretend to smile, but not happy.
U can lie to others, but not to urself.
U can have many friends, but none as sweet as me.

YOU WILL NEVER BE SORRY

for thinking before acting,
for hearing before judging,
for forgiving your enemies,
for being candid and frank in love,
for helping a fallen brother,
for being honest in business,
for thinking before speaking,
for standing up for your principles,
for closing your ears to gossip,
for bridling a slanderous tongue,
for harboring pure thoughts,
for empathising with the afflicted,
for being courteous and kind to all.

Life is short.
Share your smiles.
Forget your grudges.
Respect and cherish everyone you see today.

Remember tomorrow may never come…!

I miss your warm eyes,
the way you listen and care.
I miss your kisses
and all that we share.

I miss the touch of your hand,
so reassuring and sincere,
and the moments we spend together,
that I hold dear.

I miss all of the caring
things you do,
and spending the evening
alone with you.

I look forward to tomorrow
knowing that then,
I’ll be one day closer
to seeing you again.

You must have
guessed it by now…
I miss you!

Always remember to forget
The things that made you sad
But never forget to remember
The things that made you glad.

Always remember to forget
The friends that proved untrue.
But don’t forget to remember
Those that have stuck by you.

Always remember to forget
The troubles that have passed away.
But never forget to remember
The blessings that come each day.

A hand to hold through old age.
A person to laugh with even though
The joke wasn’t that funny

A smile shared during everyday life
Because you are there with me

The beauty ‘re our love show
Every time you walk in the room.
A warm feeling in my heart

Because you show me that you care
Because you touched me
A trance like state

You make me feel so calm
A calm moment from the storm
of life.

Because it ‘s your voice i hear
Graced my ears with” I Love you.

What a wonderful an lovely feeling
To Love an be loved

You’re my reason to get up
Each morning
And a dream each night

These are but some of the feeling i have for you
And for that I’am happy you are in my life.