Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

Meri kabar pe aake tum awaaz nahi karna
Dard ki nayii daastan ka aagaaz nahi karna

Apni bebassi ko khud hii byaan karega ye
Chehre ko kisi aaine ka mohthaaj nahi karna

Raaz Jo khud se hii na chhipaa paao tum
Aise raaz mein kisi ko hamraaz nahi karna

Namumkin hai haqikat ke aasman mein urnaa
Khaabon ke sahare isme parwaaz nahi karna

Zakham phir zakham hain ik roz bhar jaynge
Husan wallon ko inke charasaaz nahi karna

Khaakh se bane ho khaakh mein mil jaaoge
Kabhi bhoole se bhi khud pe naaz nahi karna.
-Sanam

Because you’re a beautiful person,
I wanted to send something beautiful to you.
Because you always fill my world
with laughter and happiness,
I wanted to send something bright to you.
Because our friendship is true,
I wanted to send some pink roses to you.
It’s not much,
but I hope this greeting will do.
In my own special way,
I just wanted to let you know that
you’re in my thoughts today,
and I’m sending some good
wishes your way.

The summer roses in bloom,
make me wish I could reveal
all of the hot pink passion,
you make me feel.
I never truly knew
how to love or live,
until you entered my life
and taught me how to give.
You stoke my desire,
no matter what you do,
and I could never get enough
of making love to you.

I look forward to celebrating
a hot pink summer with you.

As long as there’s a breath
left in your body,
there’s hope.

As long as mankind
has prowled the earth,
miracles have happened,
restoring life and health.

As long as you have
a loving heart,
God will send much
warmth and love
to you in return.

As long as you’ve been alive,
God has been watching over you
and answering your prayers.

As long as the heaven
and stars exist,
God will be there
for you.

Oru cycle pogum boadhu
cycle stand
koodave pogum

But

Oru bus pogum boadhu
bus stand
kooda poguma.?
By

Bus stand’la
cycle’a stand pottu
yosipor sangam

10 Roja parikkum boadhu Oru Mull kuththa dhaan seiyyum,

Adhu poala 10 Figure’a Pakkum boadhu oru figure Kaari Thuppa dhaan seiyyum,
so Don’t Worry.!

Btech sylbus after sem8:
1.Daily food processing
2.chanel changin tecniques
3.kuthuvakku comunictn from family..
4.sleeping systms
5.viva by nattukar & famly
6.semnr on answring d topic, “jooli ayille?”
7.project on “wat to do next”.

“Hey, We both are
Great Friends right.?
Have I ever done
anything harmful to you.? Or did I speak something bad about you to others.? Then why the hell
did you do this to me.?
Why didn’t you tell me
that you were going
to leave me Alone.”?- Words spoken by
a person in front of
his Friend’s Dead Body.
*
True Friendship Never Dies.

TEACHER – Pappu,
You Missed School yesterday, Didn’t You.?
PAPPU – No, Not a bit Ma’am.!!

Neenga Veyyilil Nadandhu Sendraal NAAN 2 Kudai kondu varuvean
Onnu Unagallukku
Innonnu.?

UNGA Nizhalukku.!

Indha kodumai’ai
neengalum yellorukkum
fwd pannungo

Nothing in this world is IMPOSSIBLE as the word is “I M POSSIBLE”.

Happiness is not something you find, It’s something you create.

One thing you can learn by watching the clock is that it passes time by keeping its hands busy.

The heart is happiest when it beats for others.

The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little “extra”.

Kaha ho yaar…
Aap bhi ajeeb ho, mere dil ke kareeb ho,
Na milate ho, na SMS karate ho,
Kya mujhse bhi jyada gareeb ho…?

Asali bahaduri vo hai-jab tu der raat tak
Sharab peekar ghar jao, tumhaari biwi tumhaare
Liye jhaadu lekar khadi ho aur
Tum kaho,”Darling, tum abhi tak safaai kar rahi ho?”

Koi doosra tip na de to vo kanjoos hai,
Aur agar aap tip na de to aap paise ki
Keemat samajhate hai.

Socha tumhe chaand kahu…
Par usame bhi daag hai,
Socha tumhe sooraj kahu…
Par usame bhi aag hai,
Phir socha tumhe bandar kahu…
Par… usame bhi dimaag hai.

Jo tum ko ho pasand vahi baat kahenge,
Tum din ko agar raat kaho raat kahenge,
Kyonki…kyonki. .. paagalo se bahas nahi ki ja sakti.

Sapne ko sakaar samajh baitha,
Parchaai ko aakaar samajh baitha,
Uski thi hasane ki aadat,
Main uska pyaar samajh baitha.

Ye dil bhi kitana jaalim hai,
Kisi par aata hai,
Kisi par marta hai, kisi par rota hai,
Kisi par hasta hai,
Saala is dil ka hi chakkar hai,
Jo ham SMS karta hai.

Sherni ke ghar waalo ne haathi ka rishta kyon
Nahi liya…? socho…?
Thoda sa aur socho…socho. ..socho.. .
Yaar unke ghar ka aapsi maamla hai,
Tumko kya lena dena hai.

Har aashiq de deta hai apna dil,
Haseeno ki adaaye hoti hai aisi kaatil,
Har pal aapko SMS kare yahi chaahe mera dil,
Par ghabrata hu na jaane kitna aa jaaye mobile ka bill.

Mere sapano me tum meri zindagi ho…
Aur meri zindagi me tum mera sapna ho.
-Neha Shah

Someone as special as you,
who always thinks of others,
who’s true to her heart
and dedicated to her family,
deserves a wonderful birthday.
I hope your birthday is
the best ever,
a memorable time
that you’ll always look
back on fondly.
May the day bring you as
much beauty as a garden full
of pink roses in bloom,
and inspire hope
for tomorrow.

Wishing you a fabulous birthday!

Na ‘Sachhai’ badi hai,
Na ‘Khuddari’ badi hai,
Na ‘Bhalai’ badi hai,
Na ‘Imandari’ badi hai.
Bada woh hai jiske ghar ke bahar Mercedes Benz khadi hai.

Munna Bhai : are circuit apun ko ek nurse se pyar ho gela hai
letter me kya likhu ?
Circuit : simple bhai likhne ka ———
DeAr sIsTeR I LOVE U!
Tumhara munna bhai

Shadi karni thi Par kismat khuli nahi
Taj banana tha Par mumtaj mili nahi
Ek din kismat khuli Aur sadi ho gaye
Ab Taj banana hai Par ab ye mumtaj marti nahi

SSC + HSC + BTech + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT

An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.

One Chinese gymnast = India’s Gold Medal tally since 1896

Sushmita Sen – 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.

Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park.

4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 4 minute song in Hindi movie.

Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + own production company = Kajol..

Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum’s favorite serials.

Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan – Talent = Abhishek Bachchan

Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan

1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda

1 person – shirt = Salman Khan

1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk = Sanjay Dutt

1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol

One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya Film

Reading mails all the time + no replies = Silence of the Lamb!

Software Engineer, Qualified Employee + No Work = Forwards