Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

Ini Yaraavadhu
Message Forward Pannittu
by Andha Sangam
Indha Sangam’nu
Anuppuneenga.

Rascal,
Pichu Puduvean Pichi..

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By Sangangalai Ozhipoar
Sangam,!

Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind .

You can’t change the past,
But you can ruin the present by worrying over the future.

Love…and you shall be loved.

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.

All people smile in the same language.

Everyone needs to be loved…
Especially when they do not deserve it.

The real measure of a man’s wealth is what he has invested in eternity.

Laughter is God’s sunshine.

Everyone has beauty, but not everyone sees it.

It’s important for parents to live the same things they teach.

Thank God for what you have,
TRUST GOD for what you need.

If you fill your heart with regrets of yesterday and the worries of tomorrow,
You have no today to be thankful for.

Man looks at outward appearance, but the Lord looks within.

The choice you make today, will usually affect tomorrow.

Take time to laugh, for it is the music of the soul .

Patience is the ability to idle your motor, when you feel like stripping your gears.

Love is strengthened by working through conflicts together.

Harsh words break no bones, but they do break hearts .

To get out of a difficulty, one usually must go through it.

We take for granted the things, that we should be giving thanks for.

Love is the only thing that can be divided without being diminished.

Happiness is enhanced by others, but does not depend upon others.

For every minute you are angry with someone,
You lose 60 seconds of happiness that you can never get back.

Do what you can, for who you can, with what you have, and where you are.

Mother is a priceless Gift
that God gave to this
humanity.
She is so unique from
others.
She loves us so much
that we can’t Compare
her with anyone…
She turns her blood
to milk to feed us.
she scarifies her
whole life thinking about
our future.
She makes herself
dirty to keep us cleen.
Above all she never
knows to live for herself
….Saluting the race of
motherhood.
Happy Mother’s Day.!
Long Live Motherhood.

Najanay kaisi Hawa chali hy..
K Sheher Saara badal gya hy..

Kisi ki Aankhien badal gai hain..
Kisi ka Chehra badal gya hy..

Haseen Din thay Jameel Raatain..
Na khatm hoti thien Apni Batain..

Ajab Chup si theher gai hy..
Wo jab se Lehja badal gia hy..

Fizaien Be-Noor ho rahi hain..
Hawain Chup Chap Ro rahi hain..

Bus ek Judai sy Apny ghar ka..
Tamaam Naqsha badal gya hai.

“CONGRATS” U have been awarded an M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me.
MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’
Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A’s.

When i open my eyes every morning,
I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you….
Why should only i suffer!!!

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa… Nalayak koi nahi!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl’s empty,
And so is your head.