Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
Is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai!

Boy: Janeman is dil mein aaja
Girl: Sandal nikalu kya? Boy: Pagli… ye mandir nahi hai aise hi aaja…..

Khuda kisi ko kisi pey fidaa na kare,
Kare to qayamat tak judaa na kare.
Ye maana ki koi marta nahi judaai mein,
Lekin jee bhi to nahi paata tanhaai mein!

Betab tamannao ki kasak rahne do,
Manjil ko pane ki jhalak rahne do,
Aap bhale hi raho dur najro se,
Par band palko me apni jhalak rahene do.

Udas nazron main khwab milenge,
Kahin kaante to kahin gulab milenge….
Meri dil ki kitab ko apni nazar se padh kar to dekho,
Kahin aap ki yaad to kahin aap milenge……..

I am sorry that we lost touch,
and i hope that we can find
the connection we once had
that somehow got left behind

I love u,my darling….
it will always be true
until the end of…..
enternity
I’ll always love u…
very much
miss u….

I wish you a good week
I wish for ur safety
I wish you more blessings
In abundance from above.

I wish for your happiness
Only friendship can bring
I wish for you the kind of day
That makes your heart sing.

I wish you all the beautiful things
That makes your days so bright
And a joyful feeling in your heart
Morning, noon and night.

I send this special greeting
In a very friendly way
So you will know that someone
Is thinking of you today

Have a bless day
Lucy

I love my eyes when U look into them,
I love my name when U say it,
I love my heart when U love it,
I love my life when U are in it.

Tears are silent language of LOVE,
when tears come with reason means you got some problem,
but when tears come without reason means you are in LOVE

Relationship is like a book,
It takes only few seconds to burn.
But it takes years to print,
So print it very carefully and never let it burn.

Ek chipkali ne gaana(song) sunaya
To baki saare chipkaliyan zameen par gir gayi….
Puchon kaise..kaise. .?????
Kyonki baki sabhi chipkaliyon ne uske liye taaliyan bajayee…..

Aasman me ud rahe the galib,
Aasman me maze se ud rahe the galib,
Aasman me uchhal uchhalke ud rahe the galib,
Ruk gayi hawa, Gir gaye galib
Wah wah… kya sher bole galib
Bhag gai public phas gaya galib

Aankho mein ansu aa jatte hai,
Phir bhi labo par hasi rakhni parrti hai,
Ye haal tabhi hota hai,
Jab lambe safar main susu rokni parrti hai….

Sharab sharir ko khatam karti hai
Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai
Aao aaj is sharab ko khatam karte hai
Ek botal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.

Beloved friend, I hold you in my heart
In my life you are a precious part
Our friendship is nurtured by love
Sprinkled with grace from God above.

I think of you so often
And always with a smile
I send this note to say hi
Because it has been a while.

I wish happiness for you
And pray everything is fine
Remember my love is a gift
Because you are a friend of mine.

To know you are not forgotten
I send special wishes, too
Please keep in touch with me
I always love hearing from you.

Thinking of you today
and wanted to let you know
how very special you are to me.

Tears R Better Than Smile Because,
U Can Smile at Everyone,
ButU’ll Cry For Only One,
Who is Special to ur Heart

Silence & smile are two powerful tools.
Smile is the way to solve many problems.
&
Silence is the way to avoid many problems.

SMILE S sets u free M makes
u special I increases ur face value.
L lifts up ur spirit E erases all ur tension So Smile yaar

You can not hold destiny,
you an not hold time,
You can not hold HeartBeats,
You can not hold Life But You
can hold one thing and thats your smile.
So Keep Smiling….

happiness is a perfume u can’t spred
on others without getting a few drops on urself.
so behappy to make others happy and keep smiling.

After a shower of rain,
a piece of luminous sunshine
decorates the earth wonderfully…
One drop of dew on the grass and a foggy
morning gives 2urge 2live…
But a illusive smile frm u increase vitality of someone…
So keep smiling………..

Today I Gave some1 ur cell no.
She will be visiting u soon.
plz attend her properly.
I asked to stay with you forever.
Her name is SMILE…

Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear ,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again

Let me guess what U R doing…
Reading book?
Na Na!
Listining Music?
Uhu!
Watching TV?
Nah!
Caught U!
Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!
Oh now U R smiling.

Smile is a lnguage of Luv.
Smile is a way to get success,
Smile is to win the hearts.
Smile improves ur personality.
Brush daily.

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
Bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender… Circuit Bhai!

Bijli + Badal = Savan aya.
Barat + Baja = Dulha aya.
Phool + Nazare = vasant aya.
Aap + Apki hasi = bhago bhago BhHOOt aaya

Dost: “Tumhari toh RAM – SITA ki jodi lagti hai”
Man:”Bilkul Galat hai:
Naa to koi meri biwi ko utha ke Le jaata hai, Naa hi ye dharti me samaati hai!

Hazaro ladkiya aati hai
Hazaro jati hai
Hazaro hasti hai
Hazaro rulati hai
Lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati hai
Jo Doli me aati hai
Aur gale pad jati hai.

THE ORIGINAL QUOTE

If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, she never was….

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THE NEW VERSIONS…. .

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Pessimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free ………… …..
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was

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Optimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free ………… …..
Don’t worry, she will come back.

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Suspicious:

If you love someone,
Set her free ………… …..
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

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Playful:

If you love someone,
Set her free ………… …..
*If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her
free again, repeat *

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Bill Gates :

If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but
tell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade.

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Finance expert :

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.

What do you call A god fearing Sindhi? Bhagwandas Godwani

A Sindhi painter? Sadarangani

A Sindhi chef? Papadmull Kukreja

A Sindhi electrician? Voltram Bijlani

A Sindhi milkman? Gopal Dudeja

A Sindhi pest control contractor? Khatmull Marwani

A Sindhi casanova? Prem Kissinchandani

A Sindhi fire-engine? Bhambhani

A Sindhi detergent? Neelam Rin-dani (Rin is a Detergent)

A Sindhi postman? Mailwani

A communist Sindhi? Karl Lal-wani (Lal for the red communist flag)

A fashionable Sindhi? Jogio Armani

A heroic Sindhi soldier? Hiroo Sipahimalani

A forgetful Sindhi? Bulo Bhulchandani

A fashionable Sindhi? Primlani

A fat Sindhi? Hathiramani

A downtrodden Sindhi? Nichani

A corrupt Sindhi? Chaipani (Chai-pani is colloquial for ‘bribe’)

A Sindhi fly? Makhija

A Sindhi who falls from the 1st floor? Thad-ani (Thud-ani)

A Sindhi who falls from the 10th floor? Kriplani (Cripple-ani)

A Sindhi who falls from the 25th floor? Mar-jani 1

From: Manu (manaitpuria@gmail.com)

1.Kanikanum neram kamalanethrante
niramezhum manja thukil charthi
kanaka kingani
valakal mothiram
aninjukananam bhagavane Happy Vishu.

2.Manasil nanmayude orayiram kanikonnakal pootha “VISHU AASHAMSAKAL”

3.Vishupakshi padum Pularkalamathil karnikarangal Nin kanninu kaniyakumpol… ninakkai entay vishudina aasamsakal…

Submitted By: RATHEESHKUMAR (rateeshkumarb@gmail.com)

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……..
Kalyanamagatha kanni ponnu karbama irukirapa avaloda amma ‘ada kadavule ipadi pannitaye”nu solumpothu.

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Height Of Honesty:
Sitting in an examination hall, opening a bit, memorising the answer and then writing it without seeing !!!

Paneer vaasam migavum aalagaga irukum……………….. Aanal yaruku therium athu Rojavin Kaneer endru..

Un Manam nogum pothu siri,
Pirar manam nokumpothu sirikkavai” – Venkat

Submitted By: Venkatesh (vhenkatesh@rediffmail.com) Mobile 9790132235

MAHARASHTRIAN JOKES:

What is a gay Maharashtrian called? Deccan Queen

What do you call a Maharashtrian tailor? Sadashiv.

Which Maharashtrians wrote the book ‘Apartheid in South Africa?’ Dhaval Gore and Krishnakant Kale.

What did Bruce Lee say to the Maharashtrian? Tumhi Marathe, Aamhi Karate.

Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan? Comepalakrishnan.

What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy ? Subramanium Didn’t See Me.

How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu? Ready….Steady…..PO (Go in Tamil)

What do you call a really colourful Tamilian? Rangamannar Rangarajan.

How does a Tamilian introduce the tennis superstar Lendl? ivan Lendl (Ivan ‘he’ in Tamil).

What is the Tamil name for the tallest building in Japan ? Nikkumo Nikkado (Will it or wont it stand?)

What is the difference between Kunakudi Vaidyanathan( A great violinist in south india) and Gandhiji ?
One is a voilanist, the other is a non-violanist !

SINDHI JOKES:

What do you call A god fearing Sindhi? Bhagwandas Godwani

A Sindhi painter? Sadarangani

A Sindhi chef? Papadmull Kukreja

A Sindhi electrician? Voltram Bijlani

A Sindhi milkman? Gopal Dudeja

A Sindhi pest control contractor? Khatmull Marwani

A Sindhi casanova? Prem Kissinchandani

A Sindhi fire-engine? Bhambhani

A Sindhi detergent? Neelam Rin-dani (Rin is a Detergent)

A Sindhi postman? Mailwani

A communist Sindhi? Karl Lal-wani (Lal for the red communist flag)

A fashionable Sindhi? Jogio Armani

A heroic Sindhi soldier? Hiroo Sipahimalani

A forgetful Sindhi? Bulo Bhulchandani

A fashionable Sindhi? Primlani

A fat Sindhi? Hathiramani

A downtrodden Sindhi? Nichani

A corrupt Sindhi? Chaipani (Chai-pani is colloquial for ‘bribe’)

A Sindhi fly? Makhija

A Sindhi who falls from the 1st floor? Thad-ani (Thud-ani)

A Sindhi who falls from the 10th floor? Kriplani (Cripple-ani)

A Sindhi who falls from the 25th floor? Mar-jani 1