Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

BIBLE :
Do not rejoice over me,
O my enemy. Though
I fall I will rise; Though
I dwell in darkness,
the LORD is a light for me.- Mic. 7:8

MARANATHTHAI Patri
Kavalai padaadhey.!!
Nee Irukkum varai adhu Varapoavadhillai.!
Adhu Varumboadhu
nee irukkapoavadhillai.

Ram – I notice that
Your Wife is
mostly in the kitchen,
Probably she Cooks
many varieties.!
Shyam – No.! Actually
our Telephone Connection
is in the kitchen.!

HEALTH :
For those suffering
from urinary infection, drinking a glassful of
water with a pinch of cardamom powder can prove very helpful.

One Drunk to Another :
When I die I want
you to pour a bottle of Whisky over my body.!
2nd. : Sure.! But would
you mind if I filter it thru my kidneys first.?

Adikadi paarkindra yaaraiyum Nesikka mudiyadhu…!

Nesikkindra yaaraiyum adikkadi paarka mudiyathu…!

Good ni8…

“The Lord is called compassionate because
He shows compassion
to those who repent.
He is thought of as
patient because He
is patient wit His own creatures who have
sinned.
He is known as generous because He prefers
to give rather than
to demand.”

Winning is the Problem
But Losing is the Formula  So Better Know the
Formula Before Solving
the Problem.!,.  – Swamy Vivekananda.

Realize that Life
is a school and
we are here to learn
and pass all our tests.
Problems are simply
part of the curriculam
that appear and
fade away like
algebra class but
the lessons we learn
will last a lifetime.

Why light house was built near the beach.?

Think

think

think

think

think

becoz we can’t build
a beach near light house

Thathuvam solura time vandhaachu….

1. Pulli maanukku odambellum pulli irukkum.
Aanaa, Kannu kuttikku odambellaam kannu irukkumaa.?

2. Bus driver’kku
license irukku
Car driver’kku license irukku.
Aanaal screw driver’kku license irukkaa.?

3. Missed call poata thappilla. Miss mela call poataa.?

4. T.Nagar poayi
Tea vaangalaam. Aanaa
Virudhu Nagar poayi
Virudhu vaanga mudiyumaa.?

5. Chairman chair mela utkkaaralaam.
Aanaa watch man watch mela utkkaara mudiyumaa.?

Innikku idhu poadhum’nu ninaikkirean.
Next time innum pala ‘Interesting thinking’ oada meet pannurean.!

Santa : I Hate days like this.! A Whole day without Sunshine.!
Banta : Yeah.! But,
How come we Never
have a Whole Night
without Darkness.?

Can u plz giv me a missed call..? Just one ring Pls. Actually i kept my mobile some where & searching for it… Quick..

Bus asked to electric train : Eppadi Machan Fasta Porea….? Train Replied : Poda Goiyaala current Kambiya Pidichi Paaru Theriyum..!! Good night

…Sign on the door of
a Toilet in this time
of recession….,
Conserve Toilet Paper…
Use Both the sides