Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

Raju was treated
like GOD, when he
had SATYAM (Truth).
When he Reversed
it as MAYTAS,
he got being treated
like a DOG.
Moral : Never Reverse Satyam (Truth).

BIBLE :
Guard your steps
when you go to the
house of God.
Go near to listen
rather than to offer
the sacrifice of fools,
who do not know that
they do wrong.- Ecc. 5:1.

“Before climbing up
the ladder of success…
Make sure that
the ladder is leaning
firmly against the
right wall.”..
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Have a Happy Day..

No wound is deeper than
HIS (Jesus) mercy.
It’s able to heal;

No separation is wider
than HIS presence.
It’s able to bridge;

No sorrow is heavier
than HIS love.
It’s able to comfort;

No need is greater
than HIS grace.
It’s able to supply;

SO, “CAST ALL
YOUR BURDENS
UPON JESUS.”- 1.Peter 5:7

“If you don’t have
a Smile on your Face,
then you are a Person
having a Million Dollars
in your Bank, BUT with
No Cheque Book.”
So Keep Smiling

Like Birds,
let’s leave behind
what we don’t need to carry.
Grudges, Sadness, Pain, Fear and Regrets.
When we Fly Light,
Life is Really Beautiful.

BIBLE :
When you make a
vow to God, do not
delay in fulfilling it.
He has no pleasure in fools; fulfill your vow.
It is better not to vow
than to make a vow and
not fulfill it.- Ecc. 5:4,5.

What is Common between Barack Obama and
Bus Conductors.??

They have the
Same Motto
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‘We Need – CHANGE.’!

Who is a True Indian.?
Rajiv Gandhi

Because he said,
“All the Indians are
my Brothers and Sisters”
and finally he
Married a Foreigner. ;-(

Stock markets are
where the people with money meet the people
with experience.
The people with
experience get the
money and the people
with money get experience

The New Definition
of LIQUIDITY :

When you look at
Your Investments and
Wet Your Eyes ..

Good attitudes do not
result from good positions or wealth.
The fact is that people
get good positions
because of their
good attitudes….

Two Secrets
for a Successful Life …

1) Whenever you
are Wrong -
Admit it.
And

2) Whenever you
are Right -
Just Keep Quiet.!!!!

Rajamanikyam version of windowsXP launched
THALLE JANAALA XP

Some cmnds:
SAVE-Rakshikade appi
SAVE AS-Langane rakshikadey
SAVE ALL-Appi de yellarem rasheeru
PASTE-Yeduthu chambadey
RUN-Vodada machu
CUT-Pirithu kalaedey machu
SEARCH- Thappi vidade appi
EXIT- Irangi podey pylae
OPEN- Tvorakkadey
SHUT DOWN- Appa machu sullam
SYSTEM BUSY- Thalle kalip teeranillala
SYSTEM ERROR- Lavan puliyanu kyeta
RESTART- Oru varavu koode varendi varum keta.

A young boy enters a barber shop and the
barber whispers to a Customer, “This is the Dumbest Kid in the world. Watch while I prove it
to you.”
The barber puts A Dollar
in one hand and 25 Cents
in the other, then calls
the boy over and asks,  “Which one do you want, son.?”

The boy takes 25 cents
and leaves.
He goes and buys an
ice cream..

“What a dumb kid”, the customer thought…
Puzzled by his behaviour.. The customer asked
the boy,
“Hey, son, May I ask
you a question.?
Why did you take
25 cents instead of the dollar.?”

The boy licked his cone
and replied, “Because
the day I take the dollar,
the Game’s Over.!”
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Moral : Sometimes,
when you think the
other is dumb, you
are making a fool
of yourself.!