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The Christmas Fairy was sent
to your inbox to bring….

A dash of peace
A sprinkle of love
A sparkle of belief
A shimmer of happiness
A glitter of hope
A touch of magic

Merry Christmas
and Happy New Year

Twelve Christmas Wishes for You

1. A Bunch Of Hugs From Me
2. A Stocking Full Of Smiles
3. A Star Of Love Upon The Tree
4. A Christmas That’s Worthwhile
5. A New Year Full Of Peace
6. A Cup Of Good Cheer
7. Presents Under The Tree
8. Happiness In The New Year
9. A Life Of Good Health
10. A Lot More Hugs From Me
11. A Computer That Never Fails
12. And Loads More Hugs From Me

Merry Christmas !!!!

Christmas is the time of year for
Happy wishes to everyone,
Rich plum pud, a wreathe on each door,
Inspiring carols and party fun.

Seeing the people that you love;
Thinking of ones that you can’t see,
Mistletoe hanging up above
And presents around the Christmas tree.

Spare a thought for the baby boy,
(this is His birthday, as you know);
Invite Him in to share your joy:
Make him part of this wonderful show.

Eve and day and Boxing day too,
Joy be with you all of the time;
Only one wish I have for you:
Your year may be full of all that’s fine

“The following item appeared in a church newsletter and contains some good advice that will help us keep selfishness in check this Christmas:

1. You shall not leave Christ out of Christmas.
2. You shall prepare your soul for Christmas. Spend not so much on gifts that your soul is forgotten.
3. You shall not let Santa Claus replace Christ, thus robbing the day of its spiritual reality.
4. You shall not burden the shop girl, the mailman, and the merchant with complaints and demands.
5. You shall give yourself with your gift. This will increase its value a hundred fold, and the one who receives it shall treasure it forever.
6. You shall not value gifts received by their cost. Even the least expensive may signify love, and that is more priceless than silver and gold.
7. You shall not neglect the needy. Share your blessings with many who will go hungry and cold if you are generous.
8. You shall not neglect your church. Its services highlight the true meaning of the season.
9. You shall be as a little child. Not until you become in spirit as a little one are you ready to enter into the kingdom of Heaven.
10. You shall give your heart to Christ. Let Him be at the top of your Christmas list.

Anyone keeping these commandments is sure to have a blessed Christmas.

Rasmalaai?
Nope!
Gulab jaman?
Nah!
Let me c.
How bout jalebi?
Hmm… Nope!
Damn!
Still cant find anything as sweet as U.

Hello Bhaiya, how r u ?
How’s life?
Rakhi bhej di hai, mil jayegi.
Mera cell kharab hai isliye me inke cell se sms kar rahi hoon.
Tumhari pyari behan – “Mallika Sherawat “

You are so cute,
darling and adorable.
Can’t help forming a relationship with you…
Please Accept me
As your Dearest and Sweetest Behna
Happy Raksha Bandhan

Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam….Ana… Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma ?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?

Vadivelu: Hello, enna ithu? 601 ruba kadan vaangitu 106 ruba thareenga? Parthiban: Ithuthan kasana THIRUPPI tharadhu……

“Muruganukku” Mottai podu, “Perumalukku” Naamam Podu, “Jesus”ku siluvai podu. My chellam, nee daily “jatti”podu, Marakkama “thovachi podu”

Idi.. Minnal.. Mazhai.. puyal.. Vellam.. Poogambam.. ethu nadanthalum east.. west.. north.. south..enga irunthaalum, entha sim pottirunthaalum ennoda sms suma gilli…gilli….gilli maathiri vanthu GOOD Morning sollum..Hava a nice Day…

Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference?? naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage… 10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage..

Kadavul kitta dress keten…Thuni kadaiye koduthar…. Sappadu keten..Hotele koduthar… Selavukku 5000 ketten… un cell number koduthar, epa varatum…

Don’t say you’re not important,

It simply isn’t true,

The fact that you were born,

Is proof, God has a plan for you.

The path may seem unclear right now,

But one day you will see,

That all that came before,

Was truly meant to be,

God wrote the book that is Life,

That’s all you need to know.

Each day that you are living,

Was written long ago.

God only writes best sellers,

So be proud of who you are,

Your character is important,

In this book, you are the ‘Star’

Hi All.!..
I Am very Excited.
It’s the Month of
Cakes n Candles…
Snows n Songs…
Celebrations n Decorations…
Praises n Carols..
Laughter n Love
It’s DECEMBER.
It’s the season of
Love n Joy.
It’s my Favorite month.
Have a Fun Filled Month.
Hey sure the month
Will bring us Immense
Joy n Goodness.

Each moment in a day has its own value
Wish you find that today.
Let all your works flow smoothly and beautifully like water fall.
Good morning.

Have A Nice Day & A Wonderful Week Ahead.

Every day do something that will inch you closer to a better tomorrow.

“If you realized how powerful your thoughts are, you would never think a negative thought.”

Good Morning!
I hope your day is sun kissed
With lots of sunshine to light your way.
May nothing but happiness surround you,
And may you have a really spectacular day!

I missed my day, completely today
But I would not , tomorrow
For the days are mine, world is mine
All the life is totally mine

I missed my fortune, all way today
But I would not, tomorrow
For luck can’t be bad everyday
leaving just pains totally my way

I missed my path, totally today
But I would not, tomorrow
For I would reach back the right way
Making my path clear by today

I missed my soul,somewhere today
But I would not, tomorrow
For I would start my life afresh
Fragrancing my soul in every possible way

I missed my everything, only today
But I would surely not,tomorrow
Though tomorrow might not be my day
My little hope lets me live my life this way..

Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
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To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
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The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
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Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
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In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to repay back.
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All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
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Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
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Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.
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If at first you don’t succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
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You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
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Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
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42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.
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As soon as you mention something?? If it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.
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He who has the gold, makes the rules —- Murphy’s golden rule.
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If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? The bus is still late.
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Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
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When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
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If you have paper, you don’t have a pen. If you have a pen, you don’t have paper. If you have both, no one calls.
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Especially for engg. Students : If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
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You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
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The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
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After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
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If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
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Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.
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There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
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An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
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Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
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Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
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When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
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Well done is better than well said .
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Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
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Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.
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Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES.
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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

We might not meet, we might not chat,
but we would still be friends,
better don’t forget that..

Times would go passing by,
changes would come with you and I,
our lives destiny would shape,
as with time progress we make.

Distance would take us away miles & miles,
we might not even see each others smiles.
We might not help each other; but still let not,
our friendship wither..

The magic of friendship would call me
and I would miss you then
thinking..
together we would be when . . …

Take care …. Good Morning… Keep Smiling