Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

“Happy New Year”

I know its Too Early,
but I’ve 100s of
Handsome GUYS and
GIRLS to Wish, so,
I decided to finish off
Uncles and Aunties First.!

If you’re mad with someone ,
and nobody’s there to fix the situation…
You fix it .
Maybe today, that person still wants to be ur friend .
And if u don’t, tomorrow can be TOO LATE .

If you’re in love with somebody ,
but that person doesn’t know…
tell her/him.
Maybe today, that person is also in love with u.
And if you don’t say it, tomorrow can be TOO LATE.

If you still love a person
that you think has forgotten you…
tell her/him.
Maybe that person has always loved you.
And if you don’t tell her/him today ,
tomorrow can be TOO LATE.

If you need a hug of a friend
ask her/him for it.
Maybe they need it more than you do.
And if you don’t ask for it today,
tomorrow can be TOO LATE.

If you really have friends who you appreciate..
tell them.
Maybe they appreciate you as well.
That if you don’t and they leave or go far away today ,
tomorrow can be TOOOOO LATE.

Guzara nahi hota
Ab is dil se ye gawara nahi hota,
inBOX main koi SMS tumhara nahi hota,
Bhool ker he sms ker diya kero,
Sirf yaad kerne se guzara nahi hota.

Lab Pe Hi Rukti
Lab Pe Hi Rukti Hai Baat Aate Aate
Neend To Nahi Aati Sapnay Bohat Hain Aate
Hum To Hain Phasay Ik Haseen Uljhan Mein
Kaash Woh Aakar Iseh Suljhaate::: ::::::::

Sorry there
Sorry there is no space for your msg in my inbox and also no space for you in my heart.

Kal ko milne
Kal ko milne ki aas rehne do,
Zindagi ki baqi pyas rhne do,
Apni khushiyan smait lo jana,
Mujh ko u hi udas rhne do.

Aj rotha howa
Aj rotha howa 1 shaks both yad aya
Acha guzra howa kuch waqt bohut yaad aya
Jo mery dard ko seenay mein chupa leta tha
Aj jab dard hua to bohut yad aya.

Hansi ne labon
Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia hai,
Khawabo ne palkon pe ana choor dia hai
Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi
Aap ne jab se yaad karna choor dia hai.

Wada kero
Wada kero per nibhana sikho
Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho
U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao
Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho.

Dukha k bat karo
zulf rukh say hatta k bat karo
raat ko din bana k bat karo
ashianay k charagh madhum hain tum zara
aankhain uttha k baat karo koi taza fareb
danain ko tum zara muskara k baat karo
yeh bhi andazay guftagu hai koi jab karo dil dukha k bat karo

I missed my day, completely today
But I would not , tomorrow
For the days are mine, world is mine
All the life is totally mine

I missed my fortune, all way today
But I would not, tomorrow
For luck can’t be bad everyday
leaving just pains totally my way

I missed my path, totally today
But I would not, tomorrow
For I would reach back the right way
Making my path clear by today

I missed my soul,somewhere today
But I would not, tomorrow
For I would start my life afresh
Fragrancing my soul in every possible way

I missed my everything, only today
But I would surely not,tomorrow
Though tomorrow might not be my day
My little hope lets me live my life this way..

- Author Unknown

A friend in need is a pest indeed.

Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

Work is fine if it doesn’t take too much of your time.

When everything comes in your way you’re in the wrong lane.

The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.

Born free, taxed to death.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have film.

Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.

It’s not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.

I love being a writer… what I can’t stand is the paperwork.

A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.

The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.

In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?

Beat the 5 O’clock rush, leave work at noon!

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

It’s not the fall that kills you. It’s the sudden stop at the end.

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Hot glass looks same as cold glass. – Cunino’s Law of Burnt Fingers

The cigarette does the smoking, you are just the sucker.

Someday is not a day of the week

The first time I felt your lips
I thought it was merely a dream
I opened my eyes and to my surprise
The most handsome eyes I’ve ever seen.

I don’t know why you love me
But because of that I know dreams come true
All I want is love and devotion
Honesty and faithfulness from you.

Since that very first day we kissed
I just couldn’t let it go
I’d found a love to last forever
And so much to experience and know.

I couldn’t believe what I was staring at
You stole my heart away
I love you with all my heart
More and more each day.

Whenever things get really rough
And there’s times I begin to miss
I just close my eyes and begin to dream
And remember our first kiss.

I can’t remember any kisses before you
But it doesn’t matter now
I still can’t believe it
The feelings in that kiss I had found.

It all just came in one day
Two people who were perfect together
And I found it all in one precious touch
In that priceless kiss of forever.

There’s no Special reason for this msg,
I just wanna steal a single moment
out of ur busy life & hope
I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

I may seldom tell u how special u are,
I may not be able to reach u becoz we’re both busy,
but in spite of all, u know u are someone
I really miss & care about.

I have learned how to love, to smile,
to be happy, to be strong, to work hard;
to be honest, to be faithful, to forgive but
I couldn’t learn how to stop missing u.

I heard someone whisper ur name,
but when I turned around to see who it was,
I notice I was alone, then I realize
it was my heart telling me that I miss u.

Knowing a person like u,
has made me happy in a million ways
and if ever I have to let u go…
I would find a million reasons
to make u stay. I miss you

I’ve learned…. That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.

I’ve learned…. That when you’re in love, it shows.

I’ve learned…. That just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.

I’ve learned…. That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

I’ve learned…. That being kind is more important than being right.

I’ve learned…. That you should never say no to a gift from a child.

I’ve learned…. That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.

I’ve learned…. That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

I’ve learned…. That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.

I’ve learned…. That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.

I’ve learned…. That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

I’ve learned…. That we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.

I’ve learned…. That money doesn’t buy class.

I’ve learned…. That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular .

I’ve learned… That under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

I’ve learned…. That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

I ‘ve learned…. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.

I’ve learned…. That love, not time, heals all wounds.

I’ve learned…. That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

I’ve learned…. That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

I’ve learned…. That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

I’ve learned… That life is tough, but I’m tougher.

I’ve learned…. That opportunities are never lost, someone will take the ones you miss.

I’ve learned …. That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

I’ve learned…. That I wish I could have told my Mom and Dad that I loved them one more time before they passed away.

I’ve learned…. That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

I’ve learned…. That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

I’ve learned…. That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.

I’ve learned…. That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.

I’ve learned…. That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

…Biggest Mystery of Maths:

1000′s of Years have Passed,

Millions of Theorems derived.

Crores of Formulas made,

But,,,

“X” is Still Unknown,!

You are like a present
on a special day.
You are like sunshine
when the clouds are gray.

When I need you -
you are always there.
We talk about life and
you always seem to care.

Your laughter is such
music to my ears.
When I’m sad you
help me dry my tears.

We are so much alike.
We sing the same songs.
Our bond of friendship
continues to grow strong.

You came into my life
when I needed a friend.
I pray we’ll be together
until the very end.

We are open with each other
We feel a need to share.
I just want to let you know
just how much I care.

1. If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like
expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.
Think about it.

3. Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,
but what we are inside .. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!

4. Don’t walk as if you rule the world,
walk as if you don’t care who rules the world!
That’s called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!

5. Every lady hopes
that her daughter will marry a better man than she did
and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!

6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
He’s now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!

8. So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
jumping from a building, lying on train tracks,
but we chose Marriage, slow sure!

9. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!

10.All desirable things in life are either
illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!

11.Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di??? (which one you choose?)

12.10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that
90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!

“You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink.”

If i get ur smile,
I dont need flowers,
If i hear ur voice
I dont need music,
If u speak to me
I dont need anybody,
If u r my friend
I dont need the word
“miss u ”

DEAR FRIENDS.

In this season of joy i present my sincere wishes and the special gift of christmas joy peace and love..

!! MERRY CHRISTMAS !!

1) Have an ideal Christmas;
an occasion that is celebrated as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.
Joyous songs and Christmas cheer…
laughter and friendship to you all year!

2) Let this year Christmas wave a magic wand over your world, and behold, everything becomes softer and more beautiful.

3) May the miracle of Christmas fill your heart with warmth and love.
Merry Christmas!

4) Let us remember that the Christmas heart is a giving heart, a wide open heart that thinks of others first. The birth of the baby Jesus stands as the most significant event in all history, because it has meant the pouring into a sick world of the healing medicine of love which has transformed all manner of hearts for almost two thousand years…

5) Christmas is a special time of year to remember those who are close to our hearts!
Christmas Day with mirth and pleasure, comes again with wondrous pleasure!

6) May your days be bright, and your heart be light!
May this glorious day of our Savior’s birth
resound with hope and peace on earth!
Merry Christmas!

7) Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season! Season’s Greetings!

Love came down on Christmas Day so many years ago and
brought the greatest happiness the world would ever know…
Peace came down on Christmas Day to fill the hearts of men
with all the sweet tranquility each Christmas brings again…
Joy came down on Christmas Day as angels came to earth
heralding the miracle of our Messiah’s birth.

9) A silent night, a star above,
a blessed gift of hope and love.
A blessed Christmas to you!
Happy Holidays

10) From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.
Merry xmas

11) Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing, The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart’s possessing, Returns to you glad.

12) Until one feels the spirit of Christmas, there is no Christmas. All else is outward display–so much tinsel and decorations. For it isn’t the holly, it isn’t the snow. It isn’t the tree not the firelight’s glow. It’s the warmth that comes to the hearts of men when the Christmas spirit returns again.

13) Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

14) Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

15) I would lyk to formally announce tht I m already accepting christmas gifts, in cash,bankers cheques & airtime. Avoid the holiday rush,send now, thank u

16) Faith makes all things possible,Hope makes all things work,Love makes all things beautiful,May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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19) may candles warm the days of christmas with joy and love and cheer may all our beautiful dreams come true.

20) may warmest wishes happy thoughts and friendly greetings come at christmas and stay with you the whole year through.

21) bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you merry christmas.

22) lots of loving wishes for you who all always be my best christmas gift and everything to me merry christmas.

23) hope your christmas day will be perfect and that the year you are starting will be wonderfull for you..MERRY X-MAS

24) i hear the bells ringing merry christmas may each hour of your christmas be bright and cheery.

25) may the glow of christmas candles touch your heart with joy may peace fill your heart and beauty fill your world..

26) in this season of joy i present my sincere wishes and the special gift of christmas joy peace and love..
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

27) jingle bells jingle bells what fun it is to wish our friends a very merry christmas.

28) may life bring its best to you may all your days be with good cheer not only at christmas but all through the year.

29) may the glow of christmas candles as they burn on christmas night touch your heart with gladness and make your year bright.

30) may the christmas candle bring you peace and happiness.. Merry Xmas.

May the Christmas Angel
find her way to you,
and bless you with all the things,
that only an angel can do…

Like peace in your heart,
A home filled with love,
Warmth from family,
Comfort from friends,
Good health, and good days,
Smiles and happiness…

May the Christmas Angel
find her way to you,
And bless you a million times,
A million ways…
With many Happy Holidays.

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas.

May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.

Ur friendship is a glowing ember through the yr n each december frm its warm n livin spark v kindle flame against da dark n with its shining radiance light our tree of faith on Christmas night.

Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ’s humble birth, the love of friend for friend.

Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
it’s watching U.

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS. HAPPY CHRISTMAS
Have an ideal Christmas;
an occasion that is celebrated as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

Jingle bells Jingle bells what fun it is to wish our friends a very merry christmas.

Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing, The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart’s possessing, Returns to you glad.
Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season! Season’s Greetings!

There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas.