Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

Written with a pen sealed with a kiss
If you are my friend please answer this

Are we friends or are we not
You told me once but I forgot

So tell me know and tell me true
So I can say I am here for you

Of all my friends I have ever met,
You are the one I wont forget

And if I die before you do,
I will go to heaven and wait for you

Life is an echo; all comes back,
The good, the bad, the false, and the true.
So, give the world the best u have &
The best will come back to u. Have a gr8 day.

One Two,
I Love You,
Three Four
Love Me More,
Five Six
Give Me Kiss,
Seven Eight
Don’t Be Late,
Nine Ten
Hug Me Then…

Tera pyaar hai itna pyaare,
Kam lagta hai jivan sara,
Tere milan ki lagan se,
hamein aana padega dunia mein dobara!!!

When
You
Find
Yourself
In
A
Dark
Room
With
Vibrating
Wall
Full
Of
Blood
Surrounding
You
Then
Don’t
Be
Afraid,

I Am Just Here Looking At You,
Cuz You Look Cute Reading My Sms
And Even Cuter Hwen You Smile!
See, You Smiled!!!

Difference Between Smile And Your Face Is That
Smile Is Something Nice To See On Your Face,
But Your Face Is Something Nice To See Always,
Even Without A Smile…

Love Is Not When Someone Makes You Happy.
Its When You Are Happy Because Of Someone..

When God Made Parts,
He Thought Of Hearts,
And For Each Heart A Sweetheart.
And Among Those Sweethearts
He Made One Sweetest Heart,
And THAT’S YOU…

R: is for red.
RED: is for blood
BLOOD: is for heart
HEART: is for love
LOVE: is for you
YOU: is for me
ME: is for you.
(((I MISS YOU)))

Khoshi tum ko miley humara haal acha hoo tumhare wastey ALLAH karey
yeh saal acha hoo. Happy New Year

New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to
rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple
pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishin u a truly fulfilling
2009

Well come 2009 with open arms & pray to God for His Blessings. HAPPY
NEW YEAR.

As We Bring This Year
To An End And The
New Year Begins.
Let Us Pray That It
Will Be A Year With
New Peace,
New Understanding,
New Happiness
And An
Abundance Of New Friends.

God Bless Throughout
the New Year!
Happy New Year 2009

DREAMING of you, makes my night worth while THINKING of you makes
me * smile *
DREAM makes all things Possible
HOPES makes all things work
LOVE makes all things beautiful
SMILE makes all the above work possible,
So ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH

Gateway of memories will never close,
how much I miss u no one knows,
days will pass on to years and
I will remember you in my silent tears…

Birth is d start of lyf,
beauty is d art of lyf,
mystery & risk r part of lyf,
but true frnds like u r heart of lyf.

“Smile u make and Hello say to wanted just I that
out find u when irritating very it find will you”. CONFUSED?
Read it backwards.

Hearts could only love for a while,
feet could only walk for a mile,
Clothes won’t forever be in style,
but having you as my friend is forever worthwhile.

Care for the one who Shares with you,
Share with the one who knows you,
Know the one who Misses you,
Miss the one who WELL WISHES for you.

Two Sardars were walking together…
Pehla: Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hain..
Dusra: Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha….