Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

May your life be long and your stocks be short,
May your cars be hybrid and your heart be pure,
May the God create a bail-out package for your sins in the past,
May you make more per-year than Joe-the-plumber,
May you find a fountain of youth in your backyard

Wish you a very Happy Diwali and a New Year full of joy!

Guzara nahi hota
Ab is dil se ye gawara nahi hota,
inBOX main koi SMS tumhara nahi hota,
Bhool ker he sms ker diya kero,
Sirf yaad kerne se guzara nahi hota.

Lab Pe Hi Rukti
Lab Pe Hi Rukti Hai Baat Aate Aate
Neend To Nahi Aati Sapnay Bohat Hain Aate
Hum To Hain Phasay Ik Haseen Uljhan Mein
Kaash Woh Aakar Iseh Suljhaate::: ::::::::

Sorry there
Sorry there is no space for your msg in my inbox and also no space for you in my heart.

Kal ko milne
Kal ko milne ki aas rehne do,
Zindagi ki baqi pyas rhne do,
Apni khushiyan smait lo jana,
Mujh ko u hi udas rhne do.

Aj rotha howa
Aj rotha howa 1 shaks both yad aya

Acha guzra howa kuch waqt bohut yaad aya

Jo mery dard ko seenay mein chupa leta tha

Aj jab dard hua to bohut yad aya.

Hansi ne labon
Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia hai,
Khawabo ne palkon pe ana choor dia hai
Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi
Aap ne jab se yaad karna choor dia hai.

Wada kero
Wada kero per nibhana sikho
Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho
U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao
Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho.

dukha k bat karo
zulf rukh say hatta k bat karo
raat ko din bana k bat karo
ashianay k charagh madhum hain tum zara
aankhain uttha k baat karo koi taza fareb
danain ko tum zara muskara k baat karo
yeh bhi andazay guftagu hai koi jab karo dil dukha k bat karo

May the nose Diving
Stock exchange enable
you to Buy the blue chips.
May the lower commodity
prices lower the price of
your next LCD TV.
May the sky rocketing
Gold help give value
to your Wife’s Jewelery
and most importantly
may the Eroding Wealth
help reiterate that
the only Treasure that
is immune to this
Recession Wits for
You at Home.
HAPPY DIWALI

May this light of happiness…light up your life…
may this Diwali be the most sparking and lightening…
the sights and sounds filling up your heat
with joy and happiness…

(Ideal after breakup)

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don’t take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face,
and your eyes – Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe “go to hell”

To Irish converse :
Paddy : My Dad Dug
the Suez Canal,

Murray : That’s nothing
have you heard of
Dead Sea.?

Paddy : yes,

Murray : My Dad
Killed it . .

What worries me Most about
RECENT
CREDIT CRUNCH is
if My Cheque is
Returned with a Remark
“INSUFFICIENT FUNDS”
I’ll Not know whether
it Refers to Me or
The Bank.

A warm Diwali wish for every happiness. May the warmth and splendor, that are a part of this auspicious occasion, fill your life with happiness and bright cheer, and bring to you joy and prosperity, for the whole year.

May this Deepavali, all the shadows of darkness be merge into the brightnes, all your sorrows be turn into happiness, all your health, wealth & peace of mind are on high. I wish you a very happy deepavali & prosperous new year !!

May This Diwali be as bright as ever.

May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.

May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.

May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.

May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.

May lights triumph over darkness.

May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.

May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony.

Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,
Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,
deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,
Sabko Bhaye, “Happy Diwali”
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Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka…. Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho…
Happy Diwali
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Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,
Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,
Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye
Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye…
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Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali.
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Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe,
Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari ‘Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe…’ Happy Diwali’.
Troubles as light as Air,
Troubles as light as Air,
love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds,
and Success as bright as Gold…
These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali ki Shubhkamana!
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May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into
May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your Life Peace, Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health.
Happy DiwaliBy Mukerji
Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,
Happy Diwali.

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Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se.
Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se…
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success.
A Bliss from Inside.
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I Pray to God to give U
I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI…

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Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,
Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,
navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha,
Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha…
* * * Happy Diwali * * * .
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May the festival of lights be the harbinger of joy and prosperity.
As the holy occasion of Diwali is here and the atmosphere is filled
with the spirit of mirth and love, here’s hoping this festival of beauty
brings your way, bright sparkles of contentment, that stay with you
through the days ahead. Best wishes on Diwali and New year.
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Fortunate is the one who has learned to Admire, but not to envy.
Good Wishes for a joyous Diwali and a Happy New Year with a
plenty of Peace and Prosperity.

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May This Diwali be as bright as ever.
May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near
and dear ones lives.
May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest
happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and
lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony
“WISH U A VERY HAPPY DIWALI”

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Long live the tradition of hindu culture and as the generations have
passed by hindu culture is getting stronger and stronger lets keep it up.
Best Wishes for Diwali

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The happiest of wishes for a Deepawali, that will be happy in every way
for someone like you.

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Wishing each one of you a very happy and prosperous deepawali.
May this year brings you lots and lots of happiness in life and fulfill
all your dreams.

As the candlelight flame,
Ur life may always be happiness’ claim;
As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy diwali.

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Memories of moments celebrated together…….
Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever…….
Make me Miss You even more this Diwali.
Hope this Diwali brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness for you!
HAPPY DIWALI

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This diwali tumko mile
Rathore ki Aim
Film stars ka Fame
Game show ka Jackpot
Hit film mein ek spot
Jadoo ki chhari
lots of crackers aur phuljhari
sab ka dher saara pyar aur dosti
and lots n lots of fun n masti
Wishing u a very HAPPY DIWALI!

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On Diwali, I wanted to send you wishes for a year filled with prosperity,
health and lots of fun! Hope you have a happy Diwali!

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This Diwali, may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji’s
trunk, wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach, happiness as sweet as
his ladoos and may your trouble be as small as his mouse. Happy Diwali!

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May you be blessed with happiness and well being to last through the year.
Happy Diwali!

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A warm Diwali wish for every happiness. May the warmth and splendor,
that are a part of this auspicious occasion, fill your life with happiness
and bright cheer, and bring to you joy and prosperity, for the whole year.

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May the festival of lights be the harbinger of joy and prosperity. As the
holy occasion of Diwali is here and the atmosphere is filled with the spirit
of mirth and love, here’s hoping this festival of beauty brings your way,
bright sparkles of contentment, that stay with you through the days ahead.
Best wishes on Diwali and New year.

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On Diwali, wishes for every joy and prosperity. Here’s hoping, that the beauty
of this festival of lights, bring a world of joy, happiness and contentment to you,
to last the whole year through. Happy Diwali.

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As your celebrate this holy occasion, the most loving thoughts and wishes are for
you… May the beauty of Diwali fill your world and your heart and may the love
that is always yours, bring you endless joy. Have A Wonderful Diwali And New Year!

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Have a prosperous Diwali. Hope this festival of lights, brings you every joy and
happiness. May the lamps of joy, illuminate your life and fill your days with the
bright sparkles of peace, mirth and goodwill, because you are someone who deserves
life’s best and so much more. Have a joyous Diwali and new year.

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As you celebrate this holy occasion, you are wished the brightest moments that
Diwali can bring, lots of love and laughter to fill your days with cheer and a
New year that is sure to bring you, the best of everything.

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There’s always something warm and bright, about this time of the year, when
everything has a special glow, and hearts are full of cheer, that’s why, this special
greeting comes your way, to wish you all life’s best, on Diwali and in the coming year, too.

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May the warmth and splendor, that are a part of this auspicious occasion, fill your life
with happiness and bright cheer, and bring to you joy and prosperity, for the whole year.

Diwali aaye, rangi rangoli,
deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka,
chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,
Sabko Bhaye…
“Happy Diwali”

Deep jalte jagmagate rahe,
Hum aapko aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari
‘Aap chand ki tarah zagmagate rahe’
Happy Diwali

May Ur heart be happy & Ur days be bright.
May Ur roads be smooth & Ur burdens be light.
May U find the dreams & touch the stars
Never forget how special U are.
“Happy Diwali”

Har dam khushiya ho sath,
Kabhi daman na ho Khali
Hum sab Ke taraf se,
Wish you Happy Diwali.

Aai aai diwali aai,
Saath me kitni khushiyan layi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao,
Aap sabhi ko diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali.

Apako asshirwad milai Ganesh se.
Vidya mile Saraswati se.
Daulat mile Laxmi se.
Khushiya mile Rab se.
Pyaar mile Sab se.
Yahi duwa hai is dil se.

“HAPPY DIWALI”

Diwali aai, khushiya laye
Bichda tha jinke saath bachpan mein,
Phuljadiyan unki yaad aaye.
Kya hua agar saath nahi aaj unke
Unki yaad liye ye diwali to aaye.

“Happy Dipawali”

Ajse aapke yahan dhan ki barsat ho,
Maa laxmi ka vass ho,
Sankaton ka nash ho,
Har dil pe apka raj ho,
Unnati ka sar pe taj ho,
Wish you a very Happy Diwali!

With gleam of diyas,
And the echo of the chants,
May happiness and contentment fill your life,
Wishing U a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!

Ish tyohar per apko hazaro khusi hasil ho
Asatya per hamesha satya ki jeet ho
Chahe aap kahin bhi rahe
Hamesha apno ka sath ho.