Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect.
The next day, he brought a small sign that

Read:

“I’m the Boss!”

He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said:

” Your wife called, she wants her sign back!”

Kiss kisi ki mahphil me,
Kiss kisi ne kiss kiss ko kiss kiya.
Ek hum they jisne her miss ko kiss kiya,
Aur ek aap they jisne har kiss ko miss kiya.

Ur the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind.
I wish I could start my day with U in my bed.

I just luv Ur feel to my lips. U just make my day.
I love U NESCAFE!

Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike.. Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi.. Yeh Dil Maange More

But Kiss is like Pan Parag.. Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

Main tod leta agar tu GULAB hoti,
Main jawab banta agar tu SAWAL hoti,

Sab jante hai main nasha nahi karta
Phir bhi pi leta agar tu SHARAB hoti

Na Chmistry hoti na main Student hota
Na ye Lab hoti Na Ye Accident Hota

Abhi Practical main ayee nazar Ek Larki
Sundar thi Naak Us ki Test Tube Jaisi

Baton main Us ki Glucose ki Mithas thi
Sanson main Ester ki Khushboo bhi sath thi

Aankhon se jhalakta tha kuch is Tarah ka Pyaar
Bin Piye hi ho jata hai Alcohol ka Khumar

Benzene sa hota tha Uski Presence ka Ehsaas
Andhere main hota tha Radium ka Ahsas

Nazrain mileen, reaction hua
Kuch is tarah Love ka Production hua

Lagne lage Us ke Ghar ke Chakkar aise
Nucleus key charon taraf Electron hon jaise

Us din hamare Test ka Confirmation hua
Jab us ke daddy se hamara Introduction hua

Sun kar hamari baat wo aisay Uchal pari
Ignesiun Tube main jaise Sodium Bharak uthe

Wo boli, Hosh main aao, Pahchano apni Auqat
Iron mil nahin sakta kabhi Gold ke saath

Ye sun ker Tuta hamare Armanon Bhara Beaker
Aur hum Chup rahay Benzaldehyde ka Karwa Ghoont pee ker

Ab us ki yadon ke siwa hamara Kam chalta na tha
Aur Lab main hamare Dil ke siwa kuch jalta na tha

Zindagi ho gayee Unsaturated Hydrocarbon ki Tarah
Aur ham phirte hain Awara Hydrogen ki Tarah

Tumhi ho mehboob mere
Main kyun na tumain pyaar karon
Tumhi to meri duniya ho
Main kyun na ikraar karon
Mera pyaar yaad rakhna

Meri aarzuon ki tasveer tum ho
Jo dil par likhi hay woh tehrer tum ho
Kahoun aur kiya meri taqdeer tum ho
Tum ho
Tum ho

Tumain dil deya dil k kabil tumhi ho
Mera pyaar tum meri manzil tumhi ho
Meri zindgani ka hasil tumhi ho
Tumhi ho
Tumhi ho

Tumhi ho mehboob mere
Main kyun na tumain pyaar karon
Tumhi to meri duniya ho
Main kyun na ikraar karon
Mera pyaar yaad rakhna

Instructions for Life -
01. Give people more than they expect, and do it cheerfully.
02. Memorize your favorite poem.
03. Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have, or sleep all you want.
04. When you say “I love you” – mean it.
05. When you say “I’m sorry” look the person in the eye.
06. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
07. Believe in love at first sight.
08. Never laugh at anyone’s dreams.
09. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt, but it’s the only way to live life completely.
10. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
11. Don’t judge people by their relatives.
12. Talk slowly but think quickly.
13. When someone asks you a question you don’t want to answer, smile and ask, “Why do you want to know?”
14. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
15. Call your mom.
16. Say “Bless you” when you hear someone sneeze.
17. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.

Success Slogan….

1) Define urself……
2) Never Giv up……
3) Relaise the value
of time……
4) Think positive…..
5) Catch ur Dreams

So……

Wake up its time to work

Have a nive morning….!!

Ke Us Se Pyar Kertay Ho
Ager Ke Be Dhayani Main
Yeh Iqrar Ker Bethay
Kisi Se Pyar Ker Bethay
To Phir Wadoon Ki Doroon Main
Ualajh Ker Toot Jao Gay
Tumharay Pyar Ka Us Ko
Ager Ehsaas Ho Jaye
To Ho Sakta Hai Tum Us Ka
Rang-O-Roop Ban Jao
Mohabbat Kay Safar Main Shayad
Aaisa Morr Aajaye
Kay Tum Narazgi Ka
BerMila Izhaar Ker Bethay
Koi Inkaar Ker Bethay
To Yeh Samjhoo Koi Sheesha,
Koi Dil Toot Jayay Ga
Ke In Ke Dil Bohat Nazuk,
Bohat Kumzoor Hotay Hain
Kisi Lerki Ke Dil Ka Tootna Bhi
Mout Hoti Hai
Kise larkii se na kehna
Keh Us say Pyar karte ho

Every time I see you,
Its like a fairy tale come true
As we looked at each other,
Its like were meant for one another

The scent of your perfume,
Has its undying bloom
The way you smell,
Is putting me on spell

Whenever I hear your voice,
Its like youre the only rejoice
Loveliness of your tone,
Is the only sound I own

Every time I touch your face,
It feels like Im in space
Whenever I stroke your hair,
Inside me wants to flare

Each time I kiss your lips,
It doesnt run out of its appeal
I like you more than ever,
But of course I love you forever.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot…

…who calls you back when you hang up on him…

…who will stay awake just to watch you sleep…

…wait for the guy who kisses your forehead…

…who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats…

…who holds your hand in front of his friends…

…wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you…

…wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, “…that’s her, or that’s him”…

If you open this, you have to repost it so that you’ll be showered with only love for the rest of your life.

This midnight, true love will knock on your heart and something good will happen to you at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow. It could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

Please don’t break this chain. Let love shower unto us for all the time. Send this e-mail to as many people as you can and see what great power and magic love can bring.

Sometimes in life, you find a special friend;
Someone who changes your life
just by being part of it.
Someone who makes you laugh
until you can’t stop;
Someone who makes you believe
that there really is good in the world.
Someone who convinces you
that there really is an unlocked door
just waiting for you to open it.
Have a gr8 day…

I meet her gaze I help her stand

I hold my breath and kiss her hand

I see her blush her cheeks red now

I smell her hair and kiss her brow

It brings me joy to hear her speak

I take her hand and kiss her cheek

I feel her skin ‘neath my finger tips

I hold her face and kiss her lips

Our love’s true passions now begin

I caress her form and kiss her skin

Our passions flow like summer rain

Our love’s fulfilled as we kiss again

In the afterglow in fond embrace

We speak of love and I kiss her face

For sale
One broken heart
Good buy
One careless owner
For sale
My happy dreams
Good bye

No sale
Our golden memories
Good buy
My love on sale
For sale
Love I once treasured
Good bye

No sale
Love’s fond Remembrance
Don’t sigh
Too late for sorry
For sale
One broken heart
Good bye

Oooo
Some people ( )
come into our lives ) /
and quickly go.. (_/

oooO
( ) Somepeople
\ ( stay a while
\_)

and leave Oooo
footprints in our ( )
hearts… ) /
(_/

oooO
( ) and we are
\ ( ~ never ~
\_) the same

“Many people will walk in and out of your life,
but only true friends will leave footprints in
your heart.”

To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.

Anger is only one letter short of danger.
If someone betrays you once, it’s his fault;
If he betrays you twice, it’s your fault.

Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.

God gives every bird its food,
But he does not throw it into its nest.

He who loses money, loses much;
He who loses a friend, loses more;
He who loses faith, loses all.

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature,
But beautiful old people are works of art.

Learn from the mistakes of others.
You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.

The tongue weighs practically nothing,
But so few people can hold it.

Thank you for stepping into my life
and leaving your footprint in my life.

I miss you so much,
today I was blue.
I watched the time,
and kept thinking of you.

Our time together is special,
there’s nothing else that compares.
I miss you so much daily,
to you, my love I share.

I hope we will be together soon,
so I can hold you in my arms.
I have your picture in a locket,
you are my lucky charm.

For now I’ll miss you,
but I know you will be here for me.
My heart is warm and glowing,
as I wait for you patiently

I want to say I love you,
I want to say I care,
I want to hug you tightly,
and know that you are there.

I want to make you happy,
I want you by my side,
I want your heart upon my sleeve,
and wear it full of pride.

I want to kiss you madly,
I want you for my own,
I want to give to you my all,
and never be alone.

I want to say I treasure you,
I want for you to know,
I want to say my darling,
I miss and need you so.