Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

I miss you so much
each day we’re apart.
I eagerly read your letters,
but nothing beats
being with you,
face to face,
and talking
heart to heart.
I yearn to
look into your eyes
the way that lovers do,
and hear you whisper,
“I love you.”
I long to kiss your lips,
and feel your familiar light
as we watch the stars
burn in the night.
How slowly time passes
while you’re away.
You’re all I can think about
every minute of the day.
And I can’t wait until
you’re right here
where you belong,
so that you can hold
me in your arms
all night long.

I don’t just dream about you–
thoughts of you bring heaven
to my every waking hour.

I don’t just want to be with you–
I want to feel all the fire of
existence that I feel when you’re near.

I don’t just need your kiss–
I hunger for it the way a spring rose
craves sunshine and rain.

I’m not just in love with you–
I’m absolutely crazy about you.

You’re the best thing that
ever happened to me,
and I’m certain that what we
share will only keep getting better.

I regret all
I didn’t say
and all I didn’t do.
I thought I had
all the answers,
but I didn’t have a clue.
If I could go back
in time
and somehow change
the past,
you’d never doubt
for a second,
that our love
was meant to last.

It started out simple
like somthing new
I knew from the beginning
there was just somthing about you.

I loved the way you smiled
and the way you laughed
We were on different roads
until the roads came to one path.

When you asked me out
the butterflies came
they came in my heart
and I was never the same.

We became one
at the same time we were best friends
You said “Forever and always”
and I thought it would never end.

It was like that for a while
and I lived for your kiss
you told me I was beautiful
and I felt such total bliss.

But one night, your mind changed
and you turned it all around
You brought me up so high
just to tear me back down.

After that it was never the same
and I cried for all those days
now I think I finally realize
forever doesn’t mean for always

You are so beautiful
You are so sweet
You made my every day without any grief
You are dream of my life and I wish to see every night.

You are the sun that gives me light
You are my shelter and you make my life bright
You are very precious and you are priceless
When you weren’t in my life I was very hopeless.

You are every thing for me, that you believe or not
Without you I can’t even write a single spot
It’s only our love that I can’t define in words
May be it’s the only thing that makes you hurt.

As I lost you I lost my life
Without life how can you be wife?
The dreams are over and the wishes are ends
This is my love story and its sadness end.

You are still so beautiful and still so sweet
And I still want to see you once in a dream
I will wait for you till the end of life
I will pray for GOD that you be my wife.

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Love While You Live
Realize things before its too late.
Have lots of friends before you are alone.
Accept things rather than deny them.
Love people before you loose them.

Life comes just once.
Love it while you live it

As I lie here late at night I only think of you.
You’re all I ever think about and dream about, too.

I wrote some words down on paper to tell you how I feel,
And trust me, everything I said was truly for real.

I dial your ten digits on my white, voiceless phone.
You’re usually not there and as I expected… I feel all alone.

But then I start to think about how you smiled and how you were quiet a lot.
I’ll go on and think about the way you laughed and the way you walked.

I finally fall asleep, dreaming of us two.
And when I wake up… I’m holding my pillow wishing it were you…

When we typed those very first words,
How could we have possibly known.
Our words would bring us so close,
And this beautiful love would be sown.

Words exchanged between friends;
Made their way into our hearts.
Then words became words of love,
With hopes and dreams to impart.

How can you fall so much in love,
With someone who you haven’t met?
Because it is the words which reveal,
The heart of a person on the internet.

Your words made it so easy for me,
For your heart and soul to perceive.
And when love is based on words only,
Falling in love isn’t so hard to conceive.

I didn’t need to see a picture of you,
Or to even hear the sound of your voice.
As it is the person who you are inside,
Which made you my dreams only choice.

Our hearts travelled towards each other,
And bridged the gap between the miles.
There is no distance between two hearts,
When it’s your love that the bridge compiles.

Math’s Teacher: If you have

12 Chocolates and you

Give 5 to Neha
3 to Reema and
4 to Pinky

Then what will u get????

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Student: 3 New

Girlfriends

Mam!!!

Santa- Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta.
Banta- phir tumne kya kiya?
Santa- Maine unse kaha salo ek ek karke Aayo, Phir batata hu!
Banta- Phir?
Santa- Phir kya

Salo ne ek ek karke dubara Peeta.

U gave me the strength 2 believe in myself,
u gave me the power to love nothing else,

i love u so much i wish you cud see,
i love u so much u mean the world to me,
i love you so much you don’t understand,
my world falls in place wen u hold my hand,
my stomach turns wen u hold me tight,
i wish u cud hold me all day and night,
my eyes fill with tears wen i have to go,
i love you so much and i want you to know,
my world feels so right with you by my side,
but this would all change if you ever lied,
we’ve bin friends 4 ages and really get on,
if we try hard enough it Will Never go wrong,
i want u forever not 4 a day,
i will love and respect you and Never go away,
i hate it wen u look at me,
cos there’s a scared and lonely girl hiding u see,
i cant stand it wen u look me in the eye,
i get a lump in my throat and need to cry,
I’ve loved u like a friend and even a big brother,
but now the time has come and i love you like a lover.

You mean so much to me
More than I could ever say
And even if you don’t believe me
I mean it in every way

Whenever were together
Nothing can go wrong
And I’m starting to think
That with you is where I belong

Whenever we are together
I thank God that I’m alive
With you by my side
I think I can survive

You take away my sadness
You take away my pain
This feeling when I’m with you
Is nothing I can explain

I wish that I could be with you
All throughout each day
Therefore the smile on my face
Would never have to go away

I know you understand
That I’m in a constant fight
And your one main reason
Why my life is worth the fight

You’ve always been there for me
No matter what I’ve gone through
So I just want to take this time to say
Thank you and I love you…

Irish Maths Test

An Irishman applied for a job on a construction site, but the foreman wouldn’t hire him until he passed a simple maths test.

Here is your first question, the foreman said. “Without using numbers, represent the number 9.”

“Without numbers?” The Irishman says, “Dat is easy,” and proceeded to draw three trees.

“What’s this?” the boss asked.

“Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine,” said the Irishman.

“Fair enough,” said the boss. “Here’s your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99.”

The Irishman stared into space for a while, then picked up the picture that he has just drawn and made a smudge on each tree. “Ere you go.”

The boss scratched his head and said, “How on earth do you get that to represent 99?”
“Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it’s dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99.”

The boss was getting worried that he’s going to actually have to hire this Irishman, so he said, “All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100.”

The Irishman stared into space some more, then he picked up the picture again and made a little mark at the base of each tree and says, “Ere you go. One hundred.”

The boss looked at the attempt. “You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!”

The Irishman leaned forward and pointed to the marks at the base of each tree and said, “A little dog came along and crapped by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which makes one hundred.”

“So, when do I start?”

I wish….

You happiness on a cloudy day.

Blue skies to chase your cares away.

A breath of fresh air when you are feeling down.

Anything to get rid of that frown.

A sprinkle of rain,

And a life free of pain.

I wish you warmth from the rays of the sun

And a lifetime of joy and fun.

Just keep your eyes to the sky.

And know I am always nearby.

you, you don’t do the same to me,
That’s the way it is,
It is love-of you and me.

My heart’s a prison [for you],
with its key lost in the unknown
Unknown, Sounds Funny,doesn’ t it?
But that’s the way,
In which to me love is known.

If I leave you now, then my heart’s gonna lose,
But staying behind will now do me no good;
In a way, you destroyed me in each and every way,
But still I say,
“Your smile brightens my day ,
And makes me happy and gay
In each And Every Way.”

Maybe, you And I were meant to be,
Maybe that’s the only way for you and me,
Maybe I think,
MAYBE, THAT’S LOVE…….OF YOU AND ME!

Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.

Sardarji says “Yes”.

“Give me a thousand rupees and I’ll go get a ladder.”

The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken for a ride.

On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock.

“Give me a thousand rupees and I’ll go get a ladder.”

The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says “I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I’ll go get a ladder”.