Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen Le beti kuch to pehan Le!

Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono NE kapde tyag diye,
Ek NE desh ke liye,
Doosre NE Deshwasion ke liye!

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun ‘sa Law’ kehta hai?

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
Rupaye fase huye hain.

Generation Next Motto:
Na hum shaadi karenge,
Na apne bachchon ko karne denge

In a day, when you don’t come across any problems – you can be sure that you are travelling in a wrong path.

SWAMI VIVEKANANDA

Three sentences for getting success:

· Know more than other

· Work more than other

· Expect less than other

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

If you win you need not explain … But if you lose you should not be there to explain.

ADOLPH HITLER

Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world .if you do so, you are insulting yourself.

ALEN STRIKE

If we cannot love the person whom we see, how can we love God, whom we cannot see?

MOTHER THERESA

No man is rich enough to buy his past.

OSCAR WILDE

If you want real peace don’t talk to your friends, talk with your enemies

MOTHER THERESA

Winning doesn’t always mean being first, winning means you’re doing better than you’ve done before.

BONNIE BLAIR

Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.

LEO TOLSTOY

I will not say I failed 1000 times, I will say that I discovered there are 1000 ways that can cause failure.

THOMAS EDISON

Believing everybody is dangerous; believing nobody is very dangerous.

ABRAHAM LINCOLN

Love your job but never fall in love with your company because you never knew when it stops loving you.

ABDUL KALAM

If someone feels that they had never made a mistake in their life, then it means they had never tried a new thing in their life.

EINSTEIN

Never break four things in your life:

· Trust,

· Promise,

· Relation,

· Heart

Because when they break they do not make noise but pains a lot…

CHARLES

If you start judging people you will be having no time to love them.

MOTHER THERESA

When a person calls u by a stupid name and never by ur own name…..
When they always get angry, whenever u tell them that u r busy and cant reply…
When they tell u everything about themselves even if its embarrassing. ..
When they come to c u, whenever they get a chance….
When u argue with each other on stupid things and then end up laughing….
Celebrate ur friends….. .And have a wonderful morning….. .

A smile creates happiness in the home,
fosters good will in business,
and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,
cheer to the discouraged,
sunshine to the sad,
and is nature’s best antidote for trouble

Andhero ke saaye mein dhadkan suna gaye,
Hum to samjhe the “Ajnabi” aapko,
Aap to hume apna bana gaye

Meetha sa dard dil mein utha abhi abhi,
Kya tune yaad kiya abhi abhi?
Ek arse se mulaqat nahi hui
Phir bhi lagta hai tum mile abhi abhi.

Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai,
Aasman lakh ucha ho magar jhuk jata hai.
Dosti mein duniya lakh baney rukavat,
Agar dosti sach ho toh khuda bhi jhuk jata hai.

Chand ko chandani par garoor hai, Chandni ko chand par.
Ham kis par garoor karein, hamara to chand hi hamse duur hai.

Haseeno ka kafila masjid ki aur ja raha tha, hamne bula liya.
Hum toh barbad ho chuke the sanam khuda ko barbad hone se bacha liya.

MAT KARO KOI WADA JISE TUM NIBHA NA SAKO,
MAT CHAHO USE JISE TUM PA NA SAKO,
PYAR KAHAN KISI KA POORA HOTA HAI,
ISKA TO PEHLA SHABD HI ADHOORA HOTA HAI

Meri har khata par naraz na hona,
Apni pyari si muskan kabhi na khona,
Sukoon milta he dekhkar apki muskurahat ko,
Mujhe maut bhi aye to bhi mat rona

Bhoolna tumhe na asaan hoga, jo bhule tumhe vo nadan hoga.
Aap to baste ho rooh mein hamari, aap hume na bhule ye apka ehsan hoga

Har sham se tera izhaar kiya karte hai,
Har khwab me tera didar kiya karte hai,
Diwane hi to hai hum tere,
Jo har waqt tere milne ka intzaar kiya karte hai.

Kabhi kisi se jikar-e-judai -mat karna..
Is DIL se kabhi ruswai mat karna..
Jab dil uth jaye humse to bata dena..
Na bata kar bewafai mat karna.

Jisne humko chaha, use hum chah na sake,
Jisko chaha usae hum pa na sake,
Yeh samajh lo dil tutne ka khel hai,
Kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake

Missed call to ek bahana hai,
Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he,
Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo,
Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana hai.

Yeh such hai doston kisi se pyaar na karna,
Kabhi kisi ka aitbaar na karna,
Tham ke khanjar apne hi hathon mein,
Bedardi se apne dil par vaar na karna

Zindagi ko ek rangin kalpana samjho,
Subah ko sach raat ko sapna samjho,
Bhulana chahte ho sabhi gamo ko to,
Zindagi me mujhe apna samjho

Roye Hai Buhat Tab Zara Karaar Mila Hai.
Is Jahan Mein kise Bhala Sacha Pyaar Mila Hai.
Guzar rahi hai zindagi Imtehan ke daur se.
Ek khatam Hua Toh Dusra Tayar Mila Hai.

Mere Damaan ko khushiyo ka nahi Malaal.
Gham ka khazana jo isko beshumar mila hai.
Woh kamnasib hai jinhe mehboob mil gaya.
Mein khushnasib hun mujhe Intezar mila hai.

GAMO SE KYA DARNA WO TO SABHI KO MILTE HAIN
PHOOLO KO DEKHO HAMESHA KAANTO KE BEECH KHILTE HAIN

Sehmi Sehmi nigahon mein khwab hum saja denge,
Suni suni rahon pe phool hum khila denge,
Aap hamare sung muskura kar to dekho,
Aap har gam bhula denge.

Tumhari yadoon ko rok pana hai mushkil,
Rote huey dil ko manana hai muskil,
Ye dil apko kitna yaad karta hai,
Ek sms main likh pana hai mushkil…

Chiraghon ki roshni jab zara hili,
Laga tumhari ek aahat si mili,
Jaake dekha jab dar pe,
To phir wahi kafir hawa mili..

PYAR means….
P = Phone karna..
Y = Yaad karna..
A = Azadi khona..
R = Rote rehna, k kaash phone aaye!!
Unko hamari yaad aaye..So don’t PYAR.

Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge
Teri DOSTI ko kabhi badnam na hone denge
Meri zindagi main Suraj nikle na nikle
Teri zindagi main kabhi shaam na hone denge.

Wafa Main Ab Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai,
Woh Sach Kahe Na Kahe Aitebar Karna Hai.
Yeh TujhKo Jagte Rehne Ka Shauk KabSe Hua,
Mujhe To Khair Tera Intezaar Krna Hai.

Khwabon main ayenge SMS ki tarah.
Dil main bas jayenge ring tone ki tarah,
Ye yari kabhi kam na hogi balance ki tarah,
Sirf tum busy na hona network ki tarah.

Baad Marne K Mere Tum Jo Kahani Likhna
Kaise Barbaad Hui Meri Jawani Likhna.
Yeh Bhi Likhna K Mere Hoont Hansi Ko Tarse,
Umer Bhar Ankh Se Behta Raha Pani Likhna.

Dard se dosti ho gayi yaaron,
Zindagi bedard ho gayi yaaron.
Kya hua jo jal gaya aashiyana hamara,
Duur tak roshni to ho gayi yaaron….

Dilo ko khareedne wale hazar mil jayege,
Aap ko daga dene wale bar-bar mil jayege,
Milega na aapko hum jesa koi,
Milne ko to dost beshumar mil jayege.

Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi,
Uth kar sab k saamne aate kyo nahi,
Msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai,
Thodi himmat kar k NAHATE kyun nahi…

Manzilain bhi uski thi,
Rasta bhi uska tha.
Ek main akela tha,Kafila bhi uska tha..
Sath-Sath chalne ki soch bhi uski thi,
Phir raasta badalne ka faisla bhi uska tha…
Aaj kyun akela hoon,Dil sawal karta hai,
Log to uske the,Kya KHUDA bhi uska tha….?

I don’t care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!

Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.

U want & u get, that’s luck, U want & u wait, that’s time. U want but u compromise, that’s life. And U want & u wait & u don’t compromise that’s LOVE

If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don’t worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.

I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I love the way you say, ‘I Love You,’ and the way you’re always there.

To Luv some1 is madness, 2b loved by some1 is a Gift,
Loving some1 who loves u is a duty, but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE

I’m a PAPER, u can write ur feelings, scribble ur anger, use me 2 absorb tears. Don’t throw me after use but when u feel cold burn me to feel warm coz I Luv U

God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day and I just caught one that’s so nice and true… it’s you!

What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you. Luv U!

Give laugh to all but smile to one; Give cheeks to all but lips to one; Give luv to all but heart to one; Let everybody luv u but u luv one.b

Devote time to enjoy; it’s the secret of youth. Devote time for friends; it’s the path to happiness. Devote time to luv n b loved; it’s the source of pleasure.

I luv my eyes when u look into them; I luv my name when u say it; I luv my heart when u luv it; I luv my life when you are in it.

A bell is no bell ’til u ring it, a song is no song ’til u sing it & luv in ur heart wasn’t put there to stay-luv isn’t luv ’til you give it away

Don’t rush in luv for it never runs out. Let luv be the one to knock at ur door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that ur feeling is for sure.

I hate u when u smile at me coz u make me crazy. I hate u when u talk to me coz u make me run out of words. I hate u when I see u coz u make me luv u more.

If sumone throws a stone towards u, throw luv towards him but if sumone throw luv towards u, then sit for a while & think coz luv hurts more than stone

Kho Gayi Main

kisi ne chura liya kyun mujhe dikhte nahi,
hai mujhse roothkar chup-chaap baithe kahi,
kyu is mousam mein aati hai bahut yaad,
aur kaha kho gayi hu main dil lagane ke baad.

Dil Mein Basa Ke Rakhna

Hothon pe pyaar ka tarana rakhna,
dil mein pyaar ka fasana rakhna,
hum dil-o jaan se chahte hain aapko,
bus hume apne dil mein basa ke rakhna.

Sirf Chahne Se Koi Baat Nahi Hoti,
Suraj Ke Samne Kabhi Raat Nahi Hoti,
Hum Chahte Hai Jinhe Jaan Se Bhi Jyada,
Wo Samne Hai Par Baat Bhi Nahi Hoti.

LOG MUHABBAT KO KHUDA KA NAAM DETE HAIN,
AUR AGAR KARO TO ILZAAM DETE HAIN,
WO DO DILON KO MILA TO NAHIN SAKTE,
PAR EK-DUSRE KO ZUDAA ZAROOR KAR DETE HAIN.

AASHIKON KE DIL ME SAMANDAR HOTA HAI,
ISKI HAR BOOND ME ISHQ HOTA HAI,
JAB YE FOOT PADTA HAI AANKHON SE,
TO ISE ROK PAANAA BADA MUSHKIL HOTA HAI.

IN ANKHO KO DEKH KAR CHAAND BHI SHARMA JAYE….
AYE JAANAM HUMARI GUJARISH ZARA SUN LO….
APNI PALKEN JHUKAYE HI RAKHNA…….
KAHIN HUMSE KOI KHATA NA HO JAYE….

Aap soch rahe hai ki aap ko bhula rakha hai,
aap ko dil mein chhupa rakha hai,
koi dekh na le aapko isiliye,
aankhon ki palkon ko jhukha rakha hai….

apni agooosh main ik rooz chupa loo muj ko…
gham-e-dunya se maree dost bacha loo muj ko…
unn ko de di hai isharoon main ijjazat main ne….
mangnay se na millon to chura loo muj ko…

Mari Chahtain Tum Se

meri chahtain tum sy alag kab hain….
dill ki battain tum se chuppi kab hain….
tum sath rahoo dill main dharkan ki jagga…
phir zindagi ko sansoo ki zaroorat kab hai…

JIS SHAAM:

JIS SHAAM MERE LAB PAR TERA NAAM NA AAYE,
KHUDA KARE AISI SHAAM NA AAYE….
AYE JAAN-E-SHAHIL YE KABHI MUMKIN HI NAHIN,
MAIN GHAZAL LIKHUN AUR TERA NAAM NA AAYE.

RAAT SUHANI HO JAYE :

CHAAND AGAR NIKAL AAYE,
TO YE RAAT SUHANI HO JAYE
TUM BHI AGAR AA JAO KAREEB,
TO MAUSAM AUR BHI RUMANI HO JAYE.

AB AUR NA TADPAO AA BHI JAAO..

Raat hogi to chand bhi dhuai dege,
khayalo mai tumhe wo chehre dikhayi dege,
ye mohabbat hai zara sonch ke karna,
ek aansu bhi gira to sunai dega……..

pyaar phoolon se ladi ek daali hai…
pyaar shabnam ke rukh ki laali hai…
haar kar bhi jeetta hai wo…
pyaar ki reet hi nirali hai….

jidhar dekhta hoon…tu aathi nazar hain…
dil aur jaan hain tu hi…tu hi jighar hain…
tuje poojtha hoon mein…tuje kya khabar hain…
tere pyaar par mujpe hua ye asar hain…

yaad ko yaad karoo to yaad bankar rah jaunga….
saath tere choda to pyaar bankar rah jaunga…
tere bina ek pal kaise katunga ye bata…
ye jhilmil si aankhein main kise dikhaunga ye bata…

Aankhen unchi hui to dua ban gayi,
aankhen nichi hui to haya ban gayi,
jo jhuk kar uthi to khata ban gayi,
aur uth kar jhuki to ADAA ban gayi.

teri awaaz ne mujpar ya asar kar diya….
mohabbat meri tapdapti thi isi soch mein….
kabhi na suna tha is beghane ko…..
fhir bhi ek kashish si ranj paida karti thi….