Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

To All Friends and
Family who sent me
Love and Best Wishes
for the year 2007
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1.Wishing you smiles and all things nice. May this Eid bring all the comforts, you have ever wanted, and all the joy and laugher you have ever wished.

2.Many are the wishes that are being sent your way, but the is a special one for a very happy Eid Day.

3.Hope Love and Laugher, warmth, wishes, joy and a bouquet of Eid wishes, jubilations, become a part of your Eid and Your Life. Have a Happy Eid Mubarak.

4.May the blessings of Allah fill your life with happiness and open all the doors of success now and always. Eid Mubarik

5.May Allah bless you on this auspicious day of Eid, and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity, success and happiness. Wish you a Happy Eid Mubarik I wish you ALL a very happy

6.I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid. May Allah accept your good deeds, forgive your transgressions and ease the suffering of all peoples around the globe.Eid Mubarik

7.SuHari dHUP BaRsat k bAAd, tHori Si hAsi haR bAaT k BaAt, uSi taRHa hO mUBArak yE Eid raAmDaN k BaaD, wiSHIng yOu a VEry spEcIaL .*.*haPPY Eid

8.Subeh Subeh uth ke ho jawo Fresh,
Pehenlo aj sobse aacha sa koi Dress,
Doston ka sath aab chalo Ghumne,
Eid Mubarak Karo sabko jo aaye Samne.
Tumko bhi EID MUBARAK.

9.Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool,
Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet,
Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe…MUBARAK ho EID.

10.Do you know the Meaning of EID?
I think it means “ENJOY in DUNIYA!!” So, In your life all moments bring EID for you….
Wish You…EID MUBARAK.

11.Missing you a lot on this Eid. Wishing you were here to celebrate this holy occasion with me .Happpppy Eid Mubarik

12.Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
Karde maf hum logo ki sare Naformani,
Eid Ka din aj aao milka kare yahi wada,
Khuda ki hi rahon par chalange sada.
HaPPy EID MUBARAK.

13.Aaj se Aamire Garibi ka fasle na rahe,
Har Insan ek duje ko aapna bhai kahe,
Aj sob kuch bhool ka aa gale lag ja,
Mubarak ho tuje yeh EID-UL-AZHA.

14.Wishing you smiles and all things nice. May this Eid bring all the comforts, you have ever wanted, and all the joy and laugher you have ever wished. Happy Eid Mubarik

15.My Blessing, Congratulations and Good wishes. I wish you the best of everything for not only in EID-UL-AZHA but also all the years ahead.*EID MUBARAK*

16.May Allah send his Love like Sunshine in his warm and gentle ways to fill every corner of your Heart and filled your Life with a lot of Happiness like this EID DAY. Wishing you EID MUBARAK.

17.Lonesome Without U, Each and Every Moment. When I Am Alone I Close My Eyes and Think Of U and Thoughts Of Ur Love Warms Me Inside and Makes Me Smile. Miss U A Lot. Eid Mubarak.

18.Wishing you all the very best. By the grace of Allah, let there be peace everywhere. Eid Mubarak to all of you.

19.No shadows to depress u, Only joys to surround u, God himself to bless u, these r my wishes for u, Today, tomorrow, and every day. Eid Mubarik.

20.Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice, and commitment to Allahs orders,May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,and help all amongst us, who r helpless,worried, and waiting for his rehmat, Ameen.Eid Mubarak.

21.Jub kabi bin mange app per khushion ki bersaat ho, jub kabi app ka dil anjaani khushi se betaab ho, to samaj lena koi aap ko duaon main yaad ker raha hai. Happy Eid Day

22.May Allah this occasion flood your life with happiness,ur heart with love,ur soul with spirtual, ur mind with wisdom,wishing u a very Happy Eid Mubarik

23.Salammmmmzzzzzz!!!Phoolon ki har khili khushboo dey aap ko……….Suraj ki har kiran roshni dey aap ko……….Hum tou kuch deny kay qabil nahi……….Deny wala her khushi dey aap ko(AAMIN)EID MUBARAKKK

A Little Act Of,
***Kindness* **
Can Fill A Heart with
****Joy****
***Eid Mubarik***

English
May your Eid be
Full of colorful gifts and joys
****Eid Mubarik****

This day is a wishing time,
A time for wishing you very special happiness with joy and good cheer, too,
It’s also time for wishing you lots of happiness that will be filled with all the finest things with your memory.
EID MUBARAK

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. ~Bill Vaughn

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. ~Bill Vaughan

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. ~Author Unknown

A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. ~Author Unknown

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. ~Benjamin Franklin

No one ever regarded the First of January with indifference. It is that from which all date their time, and count upon what is left. It is the nativity of our common Adam. ~Charles Lamb

Year’s end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. ~Hal Borland

The merry year is born
Like the bright berry from the naked thorn.
~Hartley Coleridge

New Year’s eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights. ~Hamilton Wright Mabie

The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time. All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months! ~Edward Payson Powell

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right. ~Oprah Winfrey

Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true.
~Alfred, Lord Tennyson, 1850

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to. ~P.J. O’Rourke

Every man should be born again on the first day of January. Start with a fresh page. Take up one hole more in the buckle if necessary, or let down one, according to circumstances; but on the first of January let every man gird himself once more, with his face to the front, and take no interest in the things that were and are past. ~Henry Ward Beecher

New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. ~Mark Twain

The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. ~George William Curtis

For last year’s words belong to last year’s language
And next year’s words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.
~T.S. Eliot, “Little Gidding”

We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year’s Day. ~Edith Lovejoy Pierce

Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever. ~Mark Twain

Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.

Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!

Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.

And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled ’till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.

Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won’t make it “white”.

There’s nothing sadder in the world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

The only blind person at Christmastime is he who has not Christmas in his heart.

He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.

I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.

Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

Jingle bells Jingle bells what fun it is to wish our friends a very merry christmas.

Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you merry christmas.

Faith makes all things possible,Hope makes all things work,Love makes all things beautiful,May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing, The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart’s possessing, Returns to you glad.

Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season! Season’s Greetings!

There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.

Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can’t crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months.

Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

Jingle bells Jingle bells what fun it is to wish our friends a very merry christmas.

Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you merry christmas.

Faith makes all things possible,Hope makes all things work,Love makes all things beautiful,May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing, The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart’s possessing, Returns to you glad.

Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season! Season’s Greetings!

There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.

Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can’t crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months.

Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.

A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish, it grows small.

Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas.

From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, “God Bless Us, Every One!

If one night you wake up and a big fat male is trying to put you in a sack please don’t be afraid because i told santa all i want for christmas is you. .

He who has no Christmas in his heart will never find Christmas under a tree.
Sunshine Magazine

Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.
Washington Irving

From home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.
Emily Matthews

Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind.
Mary Ellen Chase

If there is no joyous way to give a festive gift, give love away.
Unknown

Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.
Helen Steiner Rice

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
Calvin Coolidge

A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish, it grows small.
Eva K. Logue

Until one feels the spirit of Christmas, there is no Christmas. All else is outward display–so much tinsel and decorations. For it isn’t the holly, it isn’t the snow. It isn’t the tree not the firelight’s glow. It’s the warmth that comes to the hearts of men when the Christmas spirit returns again.
Unknown

Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing, The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart’s possessing, Returns to you glad.
John Greenleaf Whittier

There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.
Bill McKibben

Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.
Hamilton Wright Mabi

Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles.
Unknown

Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We’ll keep our Christmas merry still.
Sir Walter Scott

Let us remember that the Christmas heart is a giving heart, a wide open heart that thinks of others first.
George Mathhew Adams

Christmas may be a day of feasting, or of prayer, but always it will be a day of remembrance–a day in which we think of everything we have ever loved.
Augusta E. Rundel

It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, “God Bless Us, Every One!”.
Charles Dickens

Religious symbolism of The Twelve Days of Christmas (The 12 Days of Christmas)

1. True Love refers to God.

2. Turtle Doves refers to the Old and New Testaments.

3. French Hens refers to Faith, Hope and Charity, the Theological Virtues:

4. Calling Birds refers to the Four Gospels and/or the Four Evangelists.

5. Golden Rings refers to the first Five Books of the Old Testament, the “Pentateuch”, which gives the history of man’s fall from grace.

6. Geese A-laying refers to the six days of creation.

7. Swans A-swimming refers to the seven gifts of the Holy Spirit, the seven sacraments.

8. Maids A-milking refers to the eight beatitudes.

9. Ladies Dancing refers to the nine Fruits of the Holy Spirit.

10. Lords A-leaping refers to the ten commandments.

11. Pipers Piping refers to the eleven faithful apostles.

12. Drummers Drumming refers to the twelve points of doctrine in the Apostle’s Creed.

1) SUCCESS isn’t a matter of being the BEST & WINNING the race;
Success is a matter of HANDLING the WORST & FINISHING the race..!

2) ABC:ALWAYS BE CAREFUL,
DEF: DONT EVER FORGET (ME),
JKLM: JUST KEEP LOVING ME,
NOPQRSTUVW: NO OTHER PERSON QUITE RIGHT SHALL TREAT U VERY WELL,
UR LOVING XYZ.

3) Getting frnd is like sunrise,it hapns daily. Getting true frnd is like
rain, it occurs yearly But getting dear frnd like U is like TSUNAMI once in a life time.

4) Alone?
I’ll be ur shadow..

Want 2cry?
Here’s my shoulder..

Need a hug?
I’embrace u tight…

Coz where ur strength ENDS,
my worth of being ur friend BEGINS…

5) I’m sending u
this Magical Rose.
It reminds me of u,
the way that it glows.
It’s been touched with a
Blessing
from Angels above.
I sent it to u
to show u my Luv

6) When my arms cant reach people who r close to my heart, I always hug them
with my prayers. May God grant u wht ur heart desires n keep u
happy..Gudnite

7) The WRONG kind of people DISLIKE U 4 the GOOD in U &
The RIGHT kind of people LIKE U KNOWING even D BAD in U..
That makes a Friendship strong..

As we sail through life, don’t avoid storms and rough waters, Just let it
pass. Just Sail. Always remember, Calm seas never make skillful sailors.

9) Art of living:
first of all,dont mk frndz.
if made,dont go close to thm.
if gone,dont like thm.
if liked,thn plz.. dont leave thm..
gud nyt swt drmz

10)
The Power
of GOD
within
you,
is
greater
than the
pressures
arround you.
KEEP GOING,GOD iS ALWAYS WiTH U.

Great start in Jan
Love in Feb
Peace in March
No worries in April
Fun in May
Joy in June
to Nov
Happiness in Dec
Wish u a lucky & wonderful 2008.

Touch my heart with tenderness
And fill my cup with love,
Share my dreams as I share yours
And we’ll reach the stars above.

Take my hand as I grow old,
And lead me when I’m blind,
I’ll show you that I really care -
Good friends are hard to find.

Touch my life and I’ll touch yours
A little more each day,
And we can both find happiness
Somewhere along the way!

Before the Golden Sun Rise,
let me decorate each of the Rays with Wishes of Success, prosperous and Happiness 4 u and 4 ur Family.
Happy Eid Mubarak.

Look Outside…
It’s so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you…
Trees Dancing for you…
Birds singing for you…
Because I requested them All to wish You
**..*EID MUBARAK*..**

May on this EID the Plate of ur life is filled wirh juicy Kababs & Tikkas topped with Chatni of Happiness and covered with Salad of Love.
“EID MUBARAK”

may Allah brings dis eid 2 ol muslim ummah. n may Allah shower his rehmat n barakat upon da entire ummah. n lets make dis promise on dis eid dat we will live our livez accordin 2 da quraan n sunnah of our nabi (s.a.w).
eid mubarak.

u r awarded a bouqet of gud deeds.. a vase of blessin.. a parachut of glad tidings 4 completin da holy ramazaan.
eid mubarak

“Don’t be happy when your enemy falls.”

Acquiring the above wisdom would serve as an amazing tool in a
general philosophy of life.

In order to provide a situation with a profound solution – one that
will withstand the hardships of time – we must look and see into the
future. Therefore it is said here: ‘don’t be happy’.

Having an enemy is a ‘negative-energy- situation’, and the mere fact
that somewhere an enemy exists has its toll on one’s psych and life
even without confrontation.

If we manage to find the power within us to ‘NOT to be happy when
our enemy falls’, we’ve made the first step in allowing this enemy
to be our friend in the future – thus solving the problem in a
profound way as opposed to a superficial ego-centered solution.

Therefore if we try to honor our enemy, and avoid celebrations when
he falls, this act will become the first step towards peace and will
heal past wounds, shaping our enemies – into our friends!

Amazing!
Above the rest!

Awesome!

A+ Congrats!
You’ve come out… top grade!